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2010

12

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Training for Prison Rape of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway….

Pics via Fame

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2010

09

Jul

Lohan Playing Up The Fact that People Are Watching Her of the Day

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I don’t know much about the law, but I do know a lot about how these celebrities operate and that is that they don’t really follow the same laws as everyone else, so sure Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison, but she won’t spend more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and that’s only because she wants all the press she’s going to get building up to that day, and the coverage she’ll get walking into the prison surrendering herself.

We don’t even know if we were watching real courtroom footage, or if it was just some staged TV set that we were told was an actual courtroom, cuz I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that judge in a gangbang porn I have and that lawyer was Roz from Night Court….Seriously…

So here she is at a frame store, buying frames, cuz that’s what people who just got sentenced do with a ton of people, including her business manager and lawyer Michael Heller, who gets her booked at night clubs and in commercials and who probably is staging this whole thing to help her revamp her career. I actually met this dude personally while he was wasted on coke and looking for escorts. My kind of guy. Sure he doesn’t answer my emails, but I know when the two of them are together, something’s brewing behind the scenes….and Lohan is loving all the fucking attention, I can tell in the cleavage shirt she is wearing…

Either way, buy into the lie if you want, but it’s more fun to just ignore her cuz that way she will eventually go the fuck away….these self-righteous idiots, no matter how round their tits are, are a waste of fucking time…especially when the last movie they did was 6 fucking years ago…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan See Through For Old Times of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore, not that I ever did, but there was a time I targeted her and wrote about her as often as possible, hoping she’d think I was a stalker and press charges, leading to my entry into America on Access Hollywood or some shit, but instead she’s just a cunty brat who thinks she is more important than she is, even though she is fucking broke and can’t get work and is just a reminder of what she was, which was really nothing special, nothing more than a young pussy worth fucking, even though all young pussy is worth fucking….further proving that bitch was never anything more than hype….hype she is trying to revive wearing a see thru shirt…hype that would only be revived with a lesbian sex tape…and even that wouldn’t revive her shit for more than a week or two cuz she’s done…..

She’s in court today, also part of her latest PR campaign, hoping to get noticed, and I just can’t wait til it all ends, cuz it’s boring as fuck….and that’s all I have to say about that.


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2010

14

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her….

I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish.

I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter…

Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sportsbra

2010

11

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Sloppy Tits are Not Looking Their Best of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is boring. I don’t care about this recent scandal alcohol bracelet scandal like she was Andy Dick. It’s a good 5 years too late for me cuz over the past 5 years she’s pretty much got herself into everything, from the medicine cabinet to the manliest irrelevant DJ Rich Kid pussy in Hollywood…the only thing the bitch hasn’t done is invited us into see her getting fucked while drunk and high from the various men and women she has let inside her, so as far as I am concerned until that happens this sloppy, aging, boring, cunt is pretty much dead to me….unless she shows off her floppy tits a little better than this fat chick hustle she’s pulling in these pics…in which case I’ll get won over again…not because I am a fratboy with a fratboy mentality…but because I am a dude and dudes by default are blinded by tit no matter who they belong to or what they look like……

Pics via Bauer

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2010

10

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Drunk in Bikini of the Day

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There’s a lot of scandal going around about Lohan for being a drunk…I find the whole thing retarded, mainly because I have been a drunk for many years, and I’ve never been put on some bullshit alcohol program like I was in fucking Private School and causing issues to rebel against my parents or some shit…and that’s why I think the whole thing is some PR stunt. I haven’t figured out the benefit of this stunt, or the logistics of how they set it up, but I do know that everyone who though Lohan was a washed up drunk and now watching her closely to see her fuck up…like she’s not a fucking adult and this isn’t a free fucking world…where DUI or not…we can drink our fucking faces off all day in our trailer park if we want….but maybe things are different in LA cuz the whole city is designed to be like a boring bullshit TV show people apparently care about….

The good news is that I have no standards…and Lohan’s drunk ass got into a bikini, and a bloated old haggard Lohan swollen tits is lovely enough for me, which is more than we can say about her bloated old haggard Lohan swollen face…

***Thanks Billionaire Ron Burkle, who fucks teenage models and his Team at RadarOnline for these pictures…..

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2010

07

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan got hired or hired a photographer to make people think she got hired to do some caveman in lingerie shit or native in lingerie shit that I hope she gets in trouble for…cuz natives are really sensitive when it comes to mocking them…

I don’t know what it is for or what the point of the shit is but I do know that she’s walking around showing off her fat ass and fat titties and despite hating the bitch for being boring….She’s just bottom feeding bullshit who has fallen apart. She is jealous of bitches more popular than her, she is unable to accept the fact that her time has come and gone and she has a real haggard face that is permanently damaged because she self medicated…and got swept up on the whole Hollywood life…despite not working the last 4 years…

She really has a few options….suicide… moving away and giving the fuck up. Living off royalties. Sure she is just a victim of the whole hollywood machine…but I don’t feel bad about that cuz she made so much fucking money that she coulda lived a good life for a long time…but like most idiots she liked the fame and did all this to herself…or softcore porn….

I still think we should encourage her to get as nude as possible as often as possible…she’s still got something worth lookin at no matter how battered it is cuz you can’t catch things from looking…and I think her naked is really something everyone would be interested….a whole new career for a has been at 25…..which isn’t really a stretch since we’ve been seeing her being raped in public for the last 8 years…

I guess this is a bit of a preview…

Here is a topless picture of Lohan that recently hit, that was aggressively photoshopped, with erased nipples and a new face, that are doing the rounds…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Lingerie

2010

28

May

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

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This Tyler Shields dude is clearly someone Lohan is fucking because she’s been letting him take pictures of her enough to establish a name for himself. I wish she was that good to me cuz riding her coat tails as well as her used up, dried up pussy would be lovely as far as I’m concerned….

Here she is in some preview stills of her Linda Lovelace movie that I don’t think has been shot yet, but that I know is going to be her break out role, like she was Mickey Rourke or Halle Berry or whoever was down and out and made a comeback with a riveting role that’s hardly far from the truth cuz Lohan’s deep throat ability is what got her this far and pretty much all she’s been doing the last few years…along with drinking, drugs, getting arrested and a stint with lesbianism….

Here is the actual Linda Lovelace…

She was the star of deep throat who died ..not that you care

Posted in:Linda Lovelace|Lindsay Lohan

2010

24

May

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass of the Day

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These are old pictures of Lohan in terms of celebrity gossip….they are from last week and you have probably seen them. I am only posting them cuz bitch is in court right now and this is my tribute to her and celebrity justice and the lack of it. If I was as criminal as some of them I would have been locked up a long time ago and more importantly if I was one of them and locked up, it’d be in some really luxurious prison….life is unfair…

The update is that Lohan is not going to jail and that all she has to do is wear a SCRAM bracelet, that monitors alcohol in her blood…I feel ripped off….

I emailed Lohan earlier today telling her to take advantage of the attention…have a freak out…start a campaign to legalize drinking and driivng…to take her million dollars and move to Southeast Asia and live like royalty…there are so many things she can do with this legal scandal that could be a lot of fun and that she should fucking do it….but she never answered me…..

So all I gotta say is that we’ve come a long way from Lindsay Lohan being the girl everyone wants to fuck…..she has finally become the girl we want to run up and cover-up, not cuz we feel bad for her, cuz her privileged life has been so hard on her, but because we feel bad for ourselves cuz we’re forced to look at that shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Jail|Lindsay Lohan

2010

19

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

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I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters…

What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

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