I know Lindsay Lohan and I can tell you that she’s loving every second of the media attention about her staged sentencing. She is using the cameras to demonstrate and practice her acting talent in hopes to relaunch her career. She is trying to come across as believable so the world’s heart cries for her, when really she knows she isn’t going to jail, she’s just on some PR hustle to make the world think she hit rock bottom, so that when her movie comes out where she plays the pornstar, people recognize her work coming from a broken place and the turnaround she made and will nominate her for an Oscar like she was Mickie Rourke, and if you believe anything but this is being a huge publicity stunt, you are an idiot and their strategy is fucking working….that’s probably why they are throwing in ex girlfriend Sam Ronson and Kim Kardashian, it’s all bullshit and I pretty much hate it and hope they get what they all fucking deserve, these waste of resources, distracting self-involved, privileged motherfuckers….They need to do something productive to society since they have the opportunity but instead are just useless fucking cunts….Disgusting….

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Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway….

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I don’t know much about the law, but I do know a lot about how these celebrities operate and that is that they don’t really follow the same laws as everyone else, so sure Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison, but she won’t spend more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and that’s only because she wants all the press she’s going to get building up to that day, and the coverage she’ll get walking into the prison surrendering herself.

We don’t even know if we were watching real courtroom footage, or if it was just some staged TV set that we were told was an actual courtroom, cuz I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that judge in a gangbang porn I have and that lawyer was Roz from Night Court….Seriously…

So here she is at a frame store, buying frames, cuz that’s what people who just got sentenced do with a ton of people, including her business manager and lawyer Michael Heller, who gets her booked at night clubs and in commercials and who probably is staging this whole thing to help her revamp her career. I actually met this dude personally while he was wasted on coke and looking for escorts. My kind of guy. Sure he doesn’t answer my emails, but I know when the two of them are together, something’s brewing behind the scenes….and Lohan is loving all the fucking attention, I can tell in the cleavage shirt she is wearing…

Either way, buy into the lie if you want, but it’s more fun to just ignore her cuz that way she will eventually go the fuck away….these self-righteous idiots, no matter how round their tits are, are a waste of fucking time…especially when the last movie they did was 6 fucking years ago…

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I don’t give a fuck about Lindsay Lohan anymore, not that I ever did, but there was a time I targeted her and wrote about her as often as possible, hoping she’d think I was a stalker and press charges, leading to my entry into America on Access Hollywood or some shit, but instead she’s just a cunty brat who thinks she is more important than she is, even though she is fucking broke and can’t get work and is just a reminder of what she was, which was really nothing special, nothing more than a young pussy worth fucking, even though all young pussy is worth fucking….further proving that bitch was never anything more than hype….hype she is trying to revive wearing a see thru shirt…hype that would only be revived with a lesbian sex tape…and even that wouldn’t revive her shit for more than a week or two cuz she’s done…..

She’s in court today, also part of her latest PR campaign, hoping to get noticed, and I just can’t wait til it all ends, cuz it’s boring as fuck….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Lindsay Lohan is boring. I don’t care about this recent scandal alcohol bracelet scandal like she was Andy Dick. It’s a good 5 years too late for me cuz over the past 5 years she’s pretty much got herself into everything, from the medicine cabinet to the manliest irrelevant DJ Rich Kid pussy in Hollywood…the only thing the bitch hasn’t done is invited us into see her getting fucked while drunk and high from the various men and women she has let inside her, so as far as I am concerned until that happens this sloppy, aging, boring, cunt is pretty much dead to me….unless she shows off her floppy tits a little better than this fat chick hustle she’s pulling in these pics…in which case I’ll get won over again…not because I am a fratboy with a fratboy mentality…but because I am a dude and dudes by default are blinded by tit no matter who they belong to or what they look like……

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