4-20 is lame anyway you dice it. I have hated the concept of smoking a joint a 4-20 to celebrate being a pothead or to celebrate that pot exists or whatever the fucking bullshit reason for 4-20 is. I figure if you get high, you shouldn’t make a point of getting high on a specific day, everyday should be your 4-20. A specific time or specific place and specific date is too many rules for a real pothead to grasp so the kind of people that find today cool, are lame hippies and posers, that said it’s 4:20. Have fun. Loser and stop emailing me happy 4-20 emails because I fucking hate them.

To celebrate drug use, here’s a little Lohan in Allure Magazine action, cuz this bitch doesn’t need any excuse to get fucked up.

I am probably a few minutes late, I don’t have a watch or clock here, I just use my wife’s eating habits to judge, shit’s like clockwork…

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I logged into myspace today only to find out that Lohan’s myspace was hacked which pisses me off because I was sending her messages at the beginning of the week and was getting some responses. I almost got her convinced to take pictures for the site and I log in today and shit’s fucking hacked.

Now, I have no way of finding her, but since we’re connected at the soul according to my, I guess I’ll find a way. Unfortunately, I am lazy so I am leaving it up to her to partner up with me.

The hacker claims he was hired by Paris Hilton and that just makes my personal vendetta against that cunt a lot stronger. Now she’s personally involved in fucking with the future of my site and that doesn’t go over very well with me. Unless this is Lohan’s idea of a publicity stunt to compete with that whole Paris Exposed shit, which could make sense too.

Either way,they are both always at each other’s throats, I am sure they are best fucking friends and are working on this together because it is good for business, but if Lohan is reading this, I expect a fucking email to info@drunkenstepfather.com. I’ll help you get through this.

For the Hacked Bullshit, emails and blackberry shit GO HERE

A site will be up in a couple of days. I am not going to brag about how I was up on this shit this morning, but I was and I was too pissed off to do anything about it.

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I logged into myspace today only to find out that Lohan’s myspace was hacked which pisses me off because I was sending her messages at the beginning of the week and was getting some responses. I almost got her convinced to take pictures for the site and I log in today and shit’s fucking hacked.

Now, I have no way of finding her, but since we’re connected at the soul according to my, I guess I’ll find a way. Unfortunately, I am lazy so I am leaving it up to her to partner up with me.

The hacker claims he was hired by Paris Hilton and that just makes my personal vendetta against that cunt a lot stronger. Now she’s personally involved in fucking with the future of my site and that doesn’t go over very well with me. Unless this is Lohan’s idea of a publicity stunt to compete with that whole Paris Exposed shit, which could make sense too.

Either way,they are both always at each other’s throats, I am sure they are best fucking friends and are working on this together because it is good for business, but if Lohan is reading this, I expect a fucking email to info@drunkenstepfather.com. I’ll help you get through this.

For the Hacked Bullshit, emails and blackberry shit GO HERE

A site will be up in a couple of days. I am not going to brag about how I was up on this shit this morning, but I was and I was too pissed off to do anything about it.

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The word on the street and by street I mean Internet because I don’t get out much so it’s the street to me, is that Lohan is dyking out with some nasty looking celebrity DJ named Samantha Ronsen or some shit. I have heard of this bitch before and even messaged her dirty things on Myspace when I used to have it but I don’t remember much of those days, I blocked them out like a molested teenager because they were the low point in my internet career.

I have nothing wrong with party sluts dyking out, because watching 2 girls shower together is hot to me. It’s all pretty standard, bitch gets fucked over by dudes over and over again, has daddy issues and has pretty much fucked half of hollywood. Now she figures it’s time to explore the other side, and by other side I mean labia, so she jumps on the first bitch who looks like she has a dick that she can find.

Since Lohan is a party slut and banging the DJ is what party sluts do, the whole situation makes sense. All she had to do was get on a plane and surprise her lover at the party and she’s pretty much guaranteed some strap on dildo, double sided dildo, scissor position action. When Lohan is ready to get with dude’s who stink and have penises shaped like vagina, I’ll send in my application, if I am not too lazy, which is pretty unlikely and that’s how this post is going to end. Cuddles.

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Someone told me that I am not funny anymore and that the site isn’t what it used to be. I don’t really know what that means because I am too lazy to read the shit I used to write and I never really thought this site was all that funny. I tell people I write comedy because it’s better than telling people I rock a blog and the reality is that any social observation can be considered comedy even if it doesn’t make anyone laugh….

I think the reason this bitch said that was because I asked her for nudes, she’s 27 and was like “I am too old for that, noodz are for 17 year olds” or some shit, so I land on her myspace and it is flashier and more high tech than then girls I met when I did a guest presentation at my stepdaughter’s school about running a website, they were 14. So I asked her what the double standard was, why tell me that you don’t do nudes cuz you aren’t 17, while rocking myspace like you are and that’s when she said I wasn’t funny.

I guess you’d be more interested in hearing about how hot the 14 year olds I met at my stepdaughter’s school are, but I am all fucked up and sick today, so I’ll just post pics of Lohan with a little bra action, it seems like everyone’s doing it. In the celebrity blogging world, they get excited over bra’s, nipples, sex tapes, and vagina slips…I came across one today that had a whole post analyzing her outfit and whether she’d be wearing the same shirt if she wasn’t wearing a bra because then it’d be a boob flash or some shit. I am hoping he’s doing it for search engines, otherwise he’s just advertising to the world that he’s a total fucking virgin….which by default, having a celebrity site pretty much already does….because guys who get pussy aren’t out cropping pics of Lohan’s bra, they are out getting pussy…you get it?

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Someone told me that I am not funny anymore and that the site isn’t what it used to be. I don’t really know what that means because I am too lazy to read the shit I used to write and I never really thought this site was all that funny. I tell people I write comedy because it’s better than telling people I rock a blog and the reality is that any social observation can be considered comedy even if it doesn’t make anyone laugh….

I think the reason this bitch said that was because I asked her for nudes, she’s 27 and was like “I am too old for that, noodz are for 17 year olds” or some shit, so I land on her myspace and it is flashier and more high tech than then girls I met when I did a guest presentation at my stepdaughter’s school about running a website, they were 14. So I asked her what the double standard was, why tell me that you don’t do nudes cuz you aren’t 17, while rocking myspace like you are and that’s when she said I wasn’t funny.

I guess you’d be more interested in hearing about how hot the 14 year olds I met at my stepdaughter’s school are, but I am all fucked up and sick today, so I’ll just post pics of Lohan with a little bra action, it seems like everyone’s doing it. In the celebrity blogging world, they get excited over bra’s, nipples, sex tapes, and vagina slips…I came across one today that had a whole post analyzing her outfit and whether she’d be wearing the same shirt if she wasn’t wearing a bra because then it’d be a boob flash or some shit. I am hoping he’s doing it for search engines, otherwise he’s just advertising to the world that he’s a total fucking virgin….which by default, having a celebrity site pretty much already does….because guys who get pussy aren’t out cropping pics of Lohan’s bra, they are out getting pussy…you get it?

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It was DJ AM’s birthday party on Sunday at LAX, the club he owns. I know this because I know everything about DJ AM, I figured I needed to study everything about him before giving him the title of “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. If I was just some virgin out of New Hampshire writing this site claiming that dude’s a fucking Homo who hasn’t realized he wants dick without any background check, you’d think I was a total fucking hack….I’d rather be be a hack by stalking a motherfucker…and wikipediaing his ass.

Either way, I got this email and pics from the party saying:

AM left his own party early and sam ronson is a lesbian and lindsay was wearing kimberly sewarts shirt and a dimmak hoodie

I may not know what that means but I do know that I like drunk girls dancing around, showing their tits, while pretending to be sober. It’s usually a guaranteed “cum inside me and don’t use a condom, its ok, I am sober” situation, because the drunker a girl a gets the more sober she claims she is.

Speaking of no taste, I just found out that some model named Jessica Stam is dating AM. I can only assume the eating disorders fuck you up and modeling gives you such a shitty self-image that you settle for a piece of shit like him…Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE LOHAN PARTYING PICS BECAUSE IT’S THE LAW…

To see the pics go HERE

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It was DJ AM’s birthday party on Sunday at LAX, the club he owns. I know this because I know everything about DJ AM, I figured I needed to study everything about him before giving him the title of “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. If I was just some virgin out of New Hampshire writing this site claiming that dude’s a fucking Homo who hasn’t realized he wants dick without any background check, you’d think I was a total fucking hack….I’d rather be be a hack by stalking a motherfucker…and wikipediaing his ass.

Either way, I got this email and pics from the party saying:

AM left his own party early and sam ronson is a lesbian and lindsay was wearing kimberly sewarts shirt and a dimmak hoodie

I may not know what that means but I do know that I like drunk girls dancing around, showing their tits, while pretending to be sober. It’s usually a guaranteed “cum inside me and don’t use a condom, its ok, I am sober” situation, because the drunker a girl a gets the more sober she claims she is.

Speaking of no taste, I just found out that some model named Jessica Stam is dating AM. I can only assume the eating disorders fuck you up and modeling gives you such a shitty self-image that you settle for a piece of shit like him…Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE LOHAN PARTYING PICS BECAUSE IT’S THE LAW…

To see the pics go HERE

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