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2011

05

Sep

Phoebe Price in her America Bikini of the Day

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The highlight on my Phoebe Price relationship wasn’t the day she added me to facebook, but was the day I was the first person to LIKE when she went to the hospital for cracking her head open….

I mean other than trying to figure out who the fuck Phoebe Price is or why the paparazzi take pictures of her….I mean I get she gets in her bikini and shows off her old body, but what the fuck is the point of her….From what I understand she’s a rich southerner who pays them to give her some level of celebrity…cuz that’s what you do when you’re an attention seeking rich girl with money to spend on uselessness…but even with that…why the fuck do I post on her…

Oh right…cuz of the bikinis….I am a slave to the bikinis…

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2011

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Showing Off Useless Tit of the Day

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I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does and why that doesn’t include starring in a sex tape….I mean she’s a real fucking bottom feeding attention seeker and that’s what they fucking do…but for some reason…all this old lady with a red pussy does is get in a bikini or put on a dress showing off some tit and the paparazzi get fired up and snap pics…making me believe that someone’s getting paid off in a seriously way…

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2010

18

Oct

Phoebe Price Attention Whore of the Day

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This pumpkin patch is a fucking joke….There is no way this many celebs need pumpkin, but more importantly, there’s no way celebrities care enough about finding the perfect pumpkin, or the great rewarding experience that comes with choosing their own pumpkin…they could just send their hired help to do it.

This might as well be a photobooth that automatically uploads their bottom-feeding, boring pictures to the tabloids….because that’s the only reason this shit is there….and the only reason celebs are going to it…it’s a publicist set up load of fucking shit, so whenever I see pictures of the shit, I get mad knowing it’s just that easy for these pigs.

This pumpkin patch needs trashy has-beens trying to insert pumpkin’s in their lesbian cunts…then it will redeem itself….I’m talking to you Lohan, escape rehab properly this time and make it happen…..

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2010

26

Jul

Phoebe Price Does Wonder Woman at Comicon of the DAy

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Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting, or if she’s just walkin’ thru cuz she knows the paparazzi is there, but I know she is no wonderwoman….she is old and horrible…and this must be some kind of miserable joke…But it’s nice to see she got to spend some time with Perez Hilton and his new haircut…and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2010

17

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

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Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on….

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2010

10

May

Phoebe Price Hits the Beach in Her Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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This act seriously fucking bores me….we get it…you put on a bikini and ask the paparazzi to follow you and idiots like me post the pictures and hopefully get you in the tabloids as the hottest 40 year old clown of a fucking person who does nothing in her bikini. That’s what Phoebe Price aspires to acheive in life, and really it’s a good, attainable, not overly ambitious or hard dream, all it takes is a phone call and a bikini and very little shame…I’m not quite sure how it pays your rent, or your baby formula, but I guess if you’re daddy is rich, money isn’t really a factor in your decisions, like the rich kid I knew who decided to become an artist because his trust fund made it easy for him to no starve to fucking death, but at least what he tried to be creative….this bikini shit is not impressive and I kinda hate bitches who sell themselves short…like if you’re going to try to get noticed on the beach…at least make the shit topless, every slut gets into a bikini, even fat chicks on resorts, so if you wanna stand out, step it the fuck up you useless cunt, but I guess we should give her some credit, cuz clearly she knows she’s a useless clown. Here are the pics of her trying to seduce me and failing….

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2010

22

Mar

Phoebe Price in Some Staged Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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I still don’t know who the fuck this Phoebe Price is. I just know she took her old lady body to the beach to have some staged pictures of her in some stripper gear taken…This gold dress is straight from the sex shop Phoebe probably buys her very large dildos at, as most 50 year old lookin’ women, especially the slutty ones in their animal print one-piece porno bathing suit can only be her mating call for attention….It’s like she’s is Blanche from the Golden Girls, craving to get her big southern box filled with whatever Kentucky Fried phallus she can find…including black dudes…to live out slave fantasies she’s had since she was a little horny teenager back home on the platation that finances her ridiculous California life….

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2010

03

Mar

Phoebe Price Thinks She’s a Model of the Day

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I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does or who she is, but she’s got some serious fucking ego who thinks we actually care about what she does or who she is. The only thing I can assume about her is that she has orange pubic hair and I have a serious history with orange pubic hair that started with me gagging at the thought of orange pubic hair when I was a teenager, leading to me mocking every ginger I came across, until realizing that I was actually fascinated by the shit before giving it a chance and turning every ginger I came across against me, like my name and picture was sent out on some kind of ginger information network, so in all my years of fucking, I have never had a taste of it. I figure it’s just punishment from God for giving all those girls a complex when they were easily influenced, probably one bad enough to keep them totally shaved at all times, if they weren’t too awkward to fuck dudes until they were pushing 30 and only did it cuz the dude was also ginger, because I was an asshole who couldn’t appreciate something so unique and different and could that I’ve been banished from every stroking my fingers through….not that you care about my orange pubic hair fetish…but then again you don’t really care about Phoebe Price either….

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2010

11

Jan

Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

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I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

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2009

25

Sep

Phoebe Price in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I have no idea why Phoebe Price is invited to all these hollywood functions, or why the paparazzi know who she is, or why people write about her in tabloids and on the internet. I just know she has been in one or two things as an actor, she probably comes from a very rich Southern family and I guess is just one of those Socialites who spends her days getting ready for the red carpet events she’s addicted to, when she’s not staging photoshoots with herself in her bikini. I also know that I have a red carpet addiction of my own, just not the conventional red carpet but the red carpet in a redheads panties, making me a Phoebe Price pretty much one in the fuckin’ same. Unfortunately, she’s not 18 anymore, but she is wearing a see through shirt and that kind of effort’s gotta count for something, I’m just not sure what….

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