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2009

28

Oct

Paula Abdul’s Cleavage is as Crazy as Her of the Day

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It is unfortunate that Paula Abdul got fired from American Idol because she was the only thing worth watching on the show. I’d go over to friend’s houses and put the shit on mute until the Paula had her time to speak and some of the craziest drugged up shit would come out of her mouth all while showing off her great big tits. We’d all love the clips during a performance when the camera would focus on her and her tits really in the moment, especially when dudes who made her wet were singing and now all that is gone. She’s been replaced by a lesbian we already have to deal with on the daily, who’s quirky behavior is far from funny or cute or arrousing or even crazy, shit’s just fucking boring and I hope they realize that Paula was the thread that bound the show together and it all comes crashing down….because Idol without Paula is like my gay fantasies without Seacrest…..I mean….it just doesn’t make fucking sense….

Here is Paula from teh other day showing off her cleavage that is as crazy as her…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Paula Abdul

2009

23

Oct

Mel B Brought Her Tits to Some Movie Premiere of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of movie this Dead Man Running is, but I do know that the premiere seemed to be a who’s who in nobodies, it was like the paparazzi thought a 50 cent movie may bring out someone of substance, someone who would give them a bit of a story, but were instead stuck taking pics of people they didn’t have any idea who they were or what they did.

They were probably talking amongst themselves thru their thick paparrazzi immigrant accents, saying shit like “I think the one with the tits was a Spice Girl” or some shit and I don’t really know since I wasn’t invited and since I don’t speak paparazzi, but I can tell you this, the movie Dead Man Running will not be winning any Oscars this year, so maybe Mel B’s fake tits are the only prize it will get…which is a pretty shitty prize….but good enough for this site….

Here are a couple other pieces of trash who helped make the Dead Man Running Premiere all the more classy….

Lisa Maffia

Jo-Emma Larvin

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Lisa Maffia|Mel B|Tits

2009

23

Oct

Paris Hilton and Her Useless Tits of the Day

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I hate Paris Hilton and I vowed to never post about her again, but I never do what I set my mind to, I actually think I am one of the more inconsistent people I know, but then again I don’t know all that many people, so when she brought out her tits in a push up bra everything I had set my mind to went out the fucking window and here are those miserable pics of this nasty looking whore and they unfortunately remind me that I hate myself and have no self control…

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Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

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I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

14

Oct

Penelope Cruz Big Nosed Cleavage of the Day

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I used to fight with this chick I was fucking about whether she was good looking or not, because she definitely wasn’t but she thought she was because a whole lot of dudes would tell her she was, when they were drunk.

I used to say that nothing on her was attractive, she had a wonky face, a shitty body, uneven tits, a meaty pussy and a flat ass, short legs, long torso, rash on her inner thigh, port wine stain down her back, a cancerous lookin’ lesion, acne scars, greasy hair even after she showered, two different colored eyes, and was missing a tooth, but she wasn’t fat and sometimes I guess that’s good enough, I mean it was good enough for me and all those drunk dudes who would try to get her home with them….

That said, if you were to meet Penelope Cruz’s nose, without the rest of her attached, you’d think shit this is one disgusting nose, and if she wasn’t Penelope Cruz, I’d be the kind of guy who wouldn’t be able to focus on anything but her nose, because it is so far from perfect. It’s like I’d stare at that shit when we eat, when we drink, when we fuck and when we sleep. I’d stare at it when we were at movies, and out tap dancing, it would take over my fucking life, but I guess for the rest of the world, they focus on the good and not that bad and they don’t judge a woman based on her imperfections, they focus on the entire package and personality, pretty much because they take whatever they can get and pretend to be happy with it, where as I take what I can get, and stay miserable with it…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Penelope Cruz

2009

02

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

28

Sep

Kelly Rowland and Her Breast Implant of the Day

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When Destiny’s Child disbanded, Beyonce the Ego who felt she carried the band because her dad was their manager and he obviously favorer her and went and launched a solo career that has led to acting jobs, solo careers and awards while Kelly Rowland her partner she came up with, went out and got implants.

That’s like when my friend I used to party, drink, do drugs and pick up girls with feel off the scene and got a job, eventually leading to making millions with his own company, while I just stuck around and got herpes only the herpes didn’t cost me 5000 dollars like Rowland’s tits, they were only 60 bucks, she was a cheap whore and I guess you get what you pay for, so take that all you assholes who landed with the shit for free, my strain is by far more luxurious.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Breast Implant|cleavage|Kelly Rowland

2009

15

Sep

Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

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Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all. I am over Rihanna, but I can tell she’s not over me, just look at the way she’s flirting with me in these pictures, you know acting all hard to get cuz I know she knows I’m lookin’ at her in them…it’s all part of our bond….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Push Up Bra|Rihanna

2009

14

Sep

Katy Perry and Her Optical Illusion Cleave of the Day

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Katy Perry doesn’t deserve to be famous, not that she’s actually famous, I mean she gets paid a lot to perform and is on TV and gets interviews of her like people care, when really I know someone is paying someone else off to make this constant radio play happen, because she’s really not that good, and no radio station would play it without being told they have no choice but to play it, tricking the world into thinking she’s good, and making her not disappear like she shout.

This generation of “celebrities” seems to be just a bunch of one hit wonders on fuckin’ repeat, but in this case she is someone I personally hate because she has made lesbian fantasies obsolete, cuz every time I see girl on girl action that garbage song comes into my head and she should be punished for that….ideally by getting raped by a really big bull dyke and her really big strap on, just to see how much she really fuckin’ likes it….instead she’s just hanging out with her scary vampire boyfriend who helps make reaffirm that she’s probably one of the scariest things in entertainment and here are her tits doin’ some magic eye shit…

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Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2009

28

Aug

Kellie Pickler Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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Kellie Pickler was out supporting some Taylor Swift bullshit because I guess she wanted to see how real successful country/pop singing cunts actually make shit happen, cuz her only formal training in anything that made her money was watching her mom wait tables at the shitty town diner, or maybe it was watched her mother work the pole at the local stripclub that was build inside an old big rig trailer, I don’t really remember because I don’t give a fuck about ex American idols with fake tits and a thick accent, especially when they aren’t 18 anymore….

Posted in:cleavage|Kellie Pickler|Tits