I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….
Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..
You have no idea how many trashy fat blonde chicks I’ve seen with their tits busting out of their shirts with the same tattoo Eve introduced back when she was relevant. I’m not sure if they did it because it is a gutter thing, or if it was because they were trying to lure in black cock since it is the only kind of cock willing to fuck them because no other cock fits in their fat cunts, but I do know that it wasn’t hot at all and if they wanted to tattoo something hot on their tits, they’d tattoo my cum dripping off their chin and onto the shit….not that that would be hot…but I like leaving my mark, even on fat chicks, I just don’t like admitting it to myself or my friends….
This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.
Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…
I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…
Kim Kardashian is the kind of girl you go home with because of her tits and the entire time you’re banging her all you do is stare at those fucking tits, because if you look at her face you’re gonna open up a whole can of worms in regards to your sexuality. A long hard manly face doesn’t make you a faggot? But it could lead to some tranny porn addiction and ruin your marriage or at least hope in having a normal sex life like this guy I know who threw it all away for a tranny. You see, one day motherfucker decided to check out tranny porn out of curiosity, because he was bored of regular porn, and felt it was more bang for your buck, since you had 2 sets of tits, and the closure you don’t have in lesbian porn, eventually leading to him sneaking behind his wife’s back meeting craigslist trannies to fuck, eventually losing his job, his house, his family, all because he liked chicks with dicks a little too much and I can’t be sure that it all started with the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but like to think it did…
I’m not sure if I see nipple through the window Christina Ricci had built into her dress to prove to us that she didn’t amputate all of her tit and still has enough to get by, but I think I do. I guess when she decided it was time to slaughter her tits a few years ago because she had an eating disorder and they didn’t compliment the anorexic body she was looking for since child stars are all fucked in the head like Michael Jackson, she instructred the plastic surgeon to keep them on, because having nippleless tits like Barbie is for Breast Cancer survivors and not 20 somethings who will need to get naked on screen for the rest of her life in order to get work since she’s no quite as cute as she was in Mermaids, The Addam’s Family and Casper, you know back when she was relevant and even an “It” girl and I don’t really give a fuck either way but maybe you do and I guess that’s why I do this.
I always knew Kristin Cavallari wasn’t a real person. You know that everything about her just came short of what you’d expect the average person to have.
Whether it was talent, or looks or intelligence or pretty much anything about her you can think of, her level of substance was hardly even half of an average person and here’s she’s showing us that when it comes to tit, she’s also falling short of average cuz she’s only got on tit.
Sure, it could just be the angle of the picture, and she could have 2 great tits, but admitting that would be admitting that Cavallari isn’t an abnormal freak, like my friend who was born with one testicle, and where’ the fun in that. I’ll tell you wear…in her panties…cuz pussy…especially on desperate bottom feeders…is always fun.
I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime.
I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed….
So the only hope I had in eliminating this Katy Perry is pretty much back in the hands of one of her crazed stalkers who I’m hoping stops thinking about kidnapping her and bringing her back to his cave in the backwoods, where he will marry her and make her have his babies, saving the rest of us from having to deal with her cunt face, until she plans her escape in 13 years and no one remembers who the fuck she is, and actually does it.
In keeping up the theme of the site today, here’s some more serious trash from the UK showing off tit. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and I guess she’s cut from the same discount bootleg designer-print cloth as the other trash I’ve posted of showing off their useless tits for attention.
The worst of it all is that these cunts get paid to do this, I say save it for the stripclubs, and not for the magazine covers, it is fucking up the balance of the world by making gutter whores too much money thinking they are more important than they are and allowing them to buy all the expensive trash available to them to be expensive gutter sluts….when they have the level of talent that should mean sucking dick in back alley’s just to afford the luxury of a warm meal….
