I guess Mary Cary proves that you don’t have to really have much going for you to do porn, you just have to be willing to suck dick, because there is no way that this bitch was every worth fucking, she just had big enough fake tits, blonde enough fake hair, and a willingness to get fucked on camera and sometimes that is enough, because I know I’ve put out ads to get girls to fuck on camera and the talent is usually pretty shitty, but when you need to get a video done you take what you get and that’s obviously how Mary Cary got her start.
Archive for the cleavage Category
2009
17
Apr
Bai Ling Shows Off Some Tit of the Day
Who the fuck is Bai Ling and why is her life better than all of ours? Most Chinese imports I meet are into gaming and computers and talking in binary code when they aren’t working at their parent’s convenience stores, restaurants or dry cleaners. They don’t end up at red carpet events with their tits hanging out, I mean unless you count that one girl, but it wasn’t really a red carpet event, it was a rub a tug massage parlor….but there was music playing in the background…and I like to think every time I get jerked off for 20 dollars is a star studded event.
2009
17
Apr
Ali Larter Shows Off Some Tit of the Day
I got a lap dance with a girl who had small tits because she seduced me. I don’t really have the ability to say no when they start grabbing at me and squeezing my nipples, I guess because nipple play is always fucking immasculating and turns me into their bitch. Either way, it was a contact dance, meaning I could grab her ass and tits, but since she didn’t have tits, and within the first minute managed to stick her ass in my face, forcing me to smell her dirty asshole, gagging and realizing that the small of a dirty asshole makes me not want to grab onto her ass and slap it around like it was my kid/wife who didn’t fold the laundry properly, I don’t like creases on my shirt god damnit….
Posted in:Ali Larter|cleavage|Grey Gardens
2009
17
Apr
Paris Hilton Shows Off Some Tit of the Day
This fame hungry rich kid’s plan still seems to be working. I don’t think anyone really gets that people are talking about a girl who peaked on the first season of Simple Life, because the concept was actually funny, and because Nicole Richie carried the show by being a cunt to the everyday people, but we’re still talking about her. I guess that’s just proof that my life is really fucking lame, but let’s face it, I didn’t need Paris Hilton, or her cleavage to learn me that, I kind of already knew, you know with a combination of failing at pretty much everything I’ve tried and having bad sex with bad women since ’85, posting on Paris is just another nail in the coffin, even though I died decades ago….You get what I am saying and here is her cleavage…
Posted in:cleavage|Paris Hilton|Party
2009
30
Mar
Girl Next Door Bridget’s Tits of the Day
I don’t really feel like writing bullshit on bullshit people who use their pussies to get ahead, you know who have no self respect and just see fucking with a really old, powerful man, as the easiest way to make it, which I guess makes sense since he pays well and since they usually don’t have fathers of their own to give them that love and support they need, otherwise they wouldn’t crave the attention they get from their tits, and they wouldn’t let bad men with a list of false promises in their pussies. But I guess that’s what makes the world go ’round. We’re all fucking sleazes, dirty fucking pigs, and the only place you’ll find wholesome is at some Amish community and those bitches aren’t too familiar with modern life, so the second you kidnap them, they get carried the fuck from all the stimulation of society, that they become fucking whores, so accept that fact and never respect pussy because it is EVIL…….
Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|cleavage|Slut|Tits
2009
12
Mar
Guess the Tits With Money of the Day
2009
12
Mar
Jewel has some Weird Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day
I don’t know why Jewel’s massive Women in Song Volume 24 tits have got deflated, maybe she’s lost weight, maybe she’s on male hormones, maybe she does push-ups, all I know is that she’s got some deflated implant bag cleavage going on and it’s not that much of a turn on, but the fact that she’s on crutches is, you know, since it makes it harder for her to runaway and easier to catch…
2009
12
Mar
Bai Ling Borrowed Paris Hilton’s Bra of the Day
I just used all I had for these pictures on the title. This is a disaster, I mean I don’t get who this bitch or what she does, so what would I really have to say about her, that she’s got pretty big cleavage for a fucking asian, I guess I could do that, but it’s better to imagine her useless tits being in the same piece of clothing as Paris’ useless tits, like some kind of bra sharing fetish because there’s nothing wrong with fetishes, if anything it makes these two whores less useless. My dog’s making out with me, and standing on my computer,making it hard to finish up…
2009
11
Mar
Katy Perry Tits Do Esquire of the Day
I was on this Celebration kick all day and I have to balance it out with these pictures of Katy Perry, because even with her tits, there’s nothing worth celebrating. She doesn’t deserve to be famous and tits aren’t enough to get you famous and I like to think that either is sucking dick to the top, but I’m sure I’m wrong about that one, since Katy Perry has a career…oh right…she has a career cuz she kissed a girl, I guess that’s not really the same thing. Check out her tits, they may be celebrating something, but she’s makin it hard for me to join in on the festivities…
Posted in:cleavage|Esquire|Katy Perry|Tits
2009
09
Mar
Kat Von D Looks Like a Truck Stop Bathroom Stall of the Day
I don’t really get the appeal of alternative models, the fact that they are alternatives to models, pretty much means they are not hot enough to be models, so they go out and made a full category of their own and to make their below average looks more appealing, they go out and tattoo the shit up and piece the shit up and do other mods that shouldn’t actually be called mods because the only thing that shit modifies is how disgusting and used up a bitch looks, but
Kat Von D isn’t one of those alternative models, she’s just famous for being a tattoo artist who may or may not jack those alternative girls up, who I assume wrote a book and some creepy fan brought out some lingerie to give her at a signing, because he feels like it’s the least he can do since he’s been jerking off to her the last few years and figures she deserve a gift, especially one that provides new fantasies for him, because he can now imagine her in the panties he used to wear while watching her show, before washing and re-packaging them and giving them to her, if you know what I mean and since the only other person at the signing was her dad because she has no fans…it may the whole thing nice and smooth.