I guess the years of seriously hard drug use, prostitution, getting cummed on by rich men while she was one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls back when she couldn’t get work, but when she did get Charlie Sheen, turns a motherfucker into Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s going on with her face, but I know it’s not fucking human. I guess it’s the insecure little girl in her getting plastic surgeried up to hold onto the looks that once got her a movie role and paid to suck cock. Disgusting.

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Unlike her baby daddy Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards tries to play this wholesome mother-figure type. She acts like she wasn’t in the trenches on the front line when they were married and he was doing coke, hookers, and hard drinking. I’m married and I can’t take a shit without my wife asking me if I ate pussy the night before cuz she smells it in my stool….

Marriage is one of those partner in crime bullshits where straying is fucking impossible, so when you’re rich and famous, you marry bitches you think would be down, and you choose them based on the size of their trashy implants and how slutty their movie roles are….

Proving that Denise Richards is hardly wholesome…and this is pretty obvious that her publicist set this up. You know in a “Go out there and pet puppies for the Paparazzi. Charlie’s just destroyed a hotel room with a pornstar, let’s make you look like the good one in the relationship, we’re 6 months away from people even questioning that you were doing coke and pornstars by his side the entire marriage while the nannies raised your kids” kinda way….

I call bullshit on this….cuz I know as soon as the camera’s were pawned off she ran home to get drunk, high and fuck escorts…it’s one of those things you just can’t give up, it’s addictive. Trust me.

This has to be a fucking joke…

On a side note, I hate the name Denise, what kind of fucking name is Denise…Da Knees, Duh Neees….fucking stupid sounding bullshit…here are the pics

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I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…

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Apparently Denise Richards is writing a memoir….I don’t know if this is a joke, since I assumed that Denise Richards was one of those retarded bitches who doesn’t know how to write since she didn’t graduate high school cuz she was too busy showing off her fake tits at the local stripclub, making enough money to get her to LA where she slept her way into one or two movie roles and a few magazine spreads cuz people liked fake tits in the 90s, especially when they were in Playboy and is only relevant cuz of six degress of Kevin Bacon games thanks to their threeway sex scene….but more importantly cuz she’s Denise Richards and has no one gives a fuck about Denise Richards even when she’s getting beat up by her famous baby daddy Charlie Sheen…It’s like what’s she gonna write about, being an unoffical Hollywood high class escort with a solid front as an “Actress”….

I’m sure her coked up and cock up her pussy life is about as fun to read about as it is to watch her in these pictures…which is not very fun except for the certified crazy people with OCD who can’t get past their love for or cuz people who were in horrible car accidents in ’95 that got their brain damaged enough to keep ’em hung-up on that era…

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Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago…

These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong.

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