Young girls like Hayden Panettiere become wank fantasies for guys like you because they are young, and therefore you will also assume, easy. Unlike women the your own age, who have standards when it comes to men , young girls like Hayden will overlook the fact that you live with your mom in your childhood bedroom and work at Burger King. They are also really impressed that you own any sort of car, no matter how big a piece of shit it is.

Then you see her picking her wedgie and licking her hand after and realize that even you have standards and your precious fantasies have yet again been crushed by the reality of life, loser.

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These pictures are to remind you that lookin at this girl in a sexual way is kinda sleazy. She’s just a normal girl, doing normal things on set, like playing with the other kids. Pics of her simulating some lesbian shit made their rounds yesterday and figured this was a decent way to bring it all down a notch by making you feel guilty for jerking off to her….

I was talking to a girl about how I want to lose weight and get a bigger penis, she told me that it’s pretty much too late for me to start now and that dreams of porn dick are pretty useless considering nothing out there is proven to work. I don’t actually get hard anymore, like I tell you all the time, but there was a time that lasting relationships never happened for me, I used to think it was because the girls were hookers and just wanted my 50 dollars, but now I realize if I had a stacked dick, maybe they would have turned a few tricks for free, you know cuz they loved it so much.

I figured the best advice for you, since you have a small penis, is to find a girl with a shallow g-spot, one of those bitches with an abnormal vagina that can’t take much more than a pinky. Since that’s hard, you can just run after a girl who is about 4 ft tall, I’m talking midgets, then maybe you’ll fill her up to her belly button like you always wished you could.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about that and remember you’re the one reading this, meaning the issue isn’t with what I write about, it’s with you taking the time to really take in the shit I say. It’s all pretty embarrassing for you.

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the set of something they are filming and she isn’t very hot even in her robe. She looks a little like a troll or a man or I am not really sure what, but she’s not really up to my standards even though robes in public bring back memories of romantic hotel getaways and by romantic hotel getaways I mean running after girls who escape from my roofie sex parties. Sure, she made for a cute kid, but way too much hype was sent her way and like a lot of cute kids, they grow up to be funny looking circus freaks.

Speaking of circus freaks, I was talking to some dude about banging an amputee and whether or not you keep the prosthetic leg on or not while you’re doing it. If you did leave it on, it’d be like banging a virgin with a condom on. It’s pretty obvious that you take advantage of all the amazing positions you can get her in, otherwise why be banging a fucking amputee. If you don’t want to cum all over a stump, you could just bang someone will all their parts in place. I guess what I didn’t really think about was that you aren’t really one to be selective so if you were banging an amputee, it’d probably be because she was the last one standing/leaning at the party, because everyone else thought banging an amputee was gross. You take what you can get and that’s what I like about you.

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere on the set of something they are filming and she isn’t very hot even in her robe. She looks a little like a troll or a man or I am not really sure what, but she’s not really up to my standards even though robes in public bring back memories of romantic hotel getaways and by romantic hotel getaways I mean running after girls who escape from my roofie sex parties. Sure, she made for a cute kid, but way too much hype was sent her way and like a lot of cute kids, they grow up to be funny looking circus freaks.

Speaking of circus freaks, I was talking to some dude about banging an amputee and whether or not you keep the prosthetic leg on or not while you’re doing it. If you did leave it on, it’d be like banging a virgin with a condom on. It’s pretty obvious that you take advantage of all the amazing positions you can get her in, otherwise why be banging a fucking amputee. If you don’t want to cum all over a stump, you could just bang someone will all their parts in place. I guess what I didn’t really think about was that you aren’t really one to be selective so if you were banging an amputee, it’d probably be because she was the last one standing/leaning at the party, because everyone else thought banging an amputee was gross. You take what you can get and that’s what I like about you.

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The day I realized there was no such thing as innocence was when I saw a Nun with a coldsore. I guess she could have got it by sucking a herpes ridden cock for Jesus, but I can only assume she was one of those reformed nuns, the kind of girl who was real fucking bad in her youth and had only one option to turn things around when she was a little older and that was through god. I guess she could have also got the cold sore from sharing that dirty communion cup they make everyone share or maybe even caught it in a restaurant from dirty utensils, but for this post she was a whore who turned shit around, because here are pictures of that bobble head Hayden Panettiere wearing a see through dress. I haven’t decided if see through makes a whore, but judging how these starlets are livin’, it’s only a matter of time before she’ll be tending to her herpes, only they may not even be on her mouth. This is when I say “her other lips”, but get made at myself for being such a cunt.

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