Heidi Klum’s amazing bikini/lingerie model tits have disappeared…I blame Seal for turning her into a baby factory who needs all the resources in her body, like some kind of cancer patient, or car accident victim to restore all the damage that’s been done to her pussy by his big black german S&M loving, shit and piss eating Dick…..and the first casualty is always the tits, or maybe she’s taking this running thing way too seriously, and shit’s just melted off cuz it’s always the first to go when bitches decide to start working out, leading me to think she’s better off eating estrogen and hormones in the food than promoting this running shit…cuz personally, I like my 40 year old ex models bustier than this…we should start an intervetion….

Either way, here she is trying to change fat people….like the Nazi she’s meant to be..typica german…all population controlling and pragmatic…. seeking the master race one where fat people don’t exist..kinda scary if you ask me…Hitler Klum…

Here’s the bonus – maybe she’s pregnant a 30th time pic for you weirdos who like freakishly fertile people…

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My favorite thing about Heidi Klum is not how thick she is. It is not how long her mom ass it. It is not that she fucks with black dudes with angelic voices and scars on their faces like she was the UN denouncing the history of German reputation of ethnic cleansing with her pussy. It’s not that she’s old and a fraction of what she was and it is not that she’s a fertile baby factory or that she’s got a fun and entertaining personality….It’s that she’s German and germans are so efficient when it comes to scat porn….cuz there’s a reason she’s had so many dirty kids and it all stems from dirty German interracial fucking…

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I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes…

That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch willing to eat shit out of an asshole is sure as hell willing to take huge black cock and make it cum inside her…it’s almost child’s play compared to the stuff she’s probably done…

Not that I have ever banged a German, but I have seen Schindlers List and know what they are capable of….

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Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….

Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…

So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…

4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….

3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…

2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….

1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…

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I’ve been following Heidi Klum’s vacation, not because I like seeing mom’s doing mom things with their kids, but because I like seeing Heidi Klum do anything. Even with her mom body and retired model slouch that spends it’s days inserting Seal’s forearm sized dick inside her twat, when she’s not chained to the radiator getting shit on, like a good german sex life, instead of being paid too much to be in a bikini, but now…she’s decided to finally get into a bikini for the paparazzi, pretty much for free, when not lookin’ her best, but probably realizing she’s Heidi Klum and already done her fair share of lookin good and that keeping shit up doesn’t matter anymore, cuz she’s still Heidi Klum and I have a feeling she’s right….

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Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as the tongue action she uses when eating Seal’s shit off the floor while dressed like a leather clad dog, cuz she’s German and that’s what German’s call foreplay….makes this pictures worth really looking at…you know by putting your whole body into it…if you know what I mean…which you do…

Pics via Fame

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It looks like Heidi Klum is on vacation and unlike her past vacations where she was tapping into her German roots and letting Seal shit on her face before knocking her up, in between bikini breaks, she’s now doing the family shit, where she’s not wearing a bikini and running around chasing after kids, changing their diapers and being a fucking mom, and there’s really nothing sexy about that, except maybe the birthing process, but that’s just cuz watching pussy do circus tricks and shapeshifting like some kind cartoon character or superhero….but that only lasts a few minutes before you realize how disgusting the whole thing is….

Either way, I’m convinced there will be bikini pics, so let these be a preview of what may be to come….even if it is still sloppier than she once was….

Pics via Bauer

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