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2010

19

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I like big asses…but not this kind of big ass….this shit is just shit that reminds me of a 30 year old secretary who works at the walk in clinic, has a couple of cats, likes to read books and loves cake and ice cream cuz it makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside…since no one hugs her on the outside….

What I am getting at is that this ass is just fat…it’s not hot, or round or perfection…it’s fucking sloppy but just happens to not have cellulite, cuz maybe Armenian bitches are so cross bred from decades of being conquered that cellulite doesn’t hit them…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking pig…a pig who peaked with her sex tape …the rest of her is just fucking aftershock from the shit…and the public seems to constantly forget how vile this twat is.

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2010

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

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Here are some of pictures of Kim Kardashian showing off her fat fucking ass, and for once, you can actually see that her ass is fat and not just round and beautiful like all you idiots think.

I have spent the last few years trying to explain to people that she gets fucked by black dudes because she’s got a huge vagina and a huge sloppy ass and they love that shit cuz she’s not black….In time the rest of her body will catch up to the cellulite ridden product of her being a lazy pig of a woman…and you can finally see the truth in the form of ass dimples in her white outfit.

Here are the pics….of her very big belly button…cuz that’s what fat bitches in tight clothes have….

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2010

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Uses Lindsay Lohan for Publicity of the Day

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Wasting our fucking resources. You know that when all these cops were “protecting” Lohan from the paparazzi….4 black kids got shot in the LA Projects….Hollywood people are excessive, disgusting, and now kill street kids and the whole thing annoys me, but not as much as how obvious Kim Kardashian is, Lohan is in the media so she befriends her and shows her support, kinda the same logic that went into the sex tape release. These Hollywood cunts don’t give a shit about anything but themselves and in Kim Kardashian’s case…eating…

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2010

02

Jul

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Fat Tongue of the Day

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The only thing hot about Kardashian’s tongue is that I know a black dude pissed on it in video….and when shit is done on video…you know it’s not her first time…not that I find the act of a black dudes, or really any dude pissing in the face of girls hot, but it is the implication of what is going on in the girls head to allow for a dude to piss on her face, especially video and there’s nothing hotter than knowing a bitch getting pissed in the face has no self-respect…cuz she’s just a fat insecure pig willing to do anything for attention, only in this case, shit ended up with their own reality TV show….

Here she is unfortunately tainting the mind of a baby that was born into her family and ultimately doomed from the start making me wonder how many abortions she’s probably had, you know since she didn’t use condoms in the sex tape and according to the housing project by my house, black is fertile….

Here she is on a boat and she unfortunately didn’t fall off and drown cuz black people can’t swim, even when they got fat asses and tits their idiotic brains thought could double as a life jacket, without having to wear a bulky life jacket that ruins her outfit…

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2010

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian Hides Her Whore Pussy Like Her Porno Didn’t Launch Her Career of the Day

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I prefer when pussy does the Miley Cyrus and gets out of the car with purpose and that purpose is to be exposed for all to see….especially when the purpose of the whore pussy to begin with was to be exposed for all to see…that’s what launched the pussy’s mainstream career cuz she filmed a porno that involved an unprotected black cock violating it…a porno that everyone saw because it was marketed as a “sex tape” and not some weird mixed race fetish shit it actually was…a porno that allowed her to leverage the buzz and establish herself with the help of Ryan Seacrest, who is apparently a hero to pornstars who pretend they aren’t pornstars…by giving them legit shows that people buy actually watch…despite it having little to no substance….

So she can pretend that she’s not the whore we all know she is cuz over the years as her face has morphed into a man and her gut caught up with her fat ass, she’s developed some integrity, or maybe she knows leaving her a sloppy fucking pig pussy in the bag is best for all parties involved.

Either way, I’d rather see cunt than no cunt, no matter what trash that cunt is stapled onto….

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2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian Bikini Tits Hang Out With Famous People of the Day

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The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s hanging with people more famous than her in Miami in hopes of feeling more relevant, not to say that Christina Aguilera is relevant, but I guess girl can sing and she has made lots of money and left her mark on the world with more than just a sex tape and a TV show no one will remember….

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s in a bikini to make sure more pictures taken of her….that’s just obvious bottom feeding ladder climbing shit…

The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is because she’s covering her fucking ass like a teenage girl who is insecure about her body cuz she’s a teenage girl at the water park, or the fat mother at the public pool in a t-shirt cuz she’s a fat fucking mother who knows she looks like shit in a bathing suit but is doing it cuz she doesn’t want to miss out of life too….

I’m guessing Kim knows her ass is all anyone cares about….but more importantly that it’s a sloppy fucking disaster of an ass that without it’s Spanx and harnesses leave her with a crime scene that isn’t good for business…..while covering it up leaves the mystery that maybe that magical shit is being hidden cuz of it’s perfection, a stigma she’s trying to let die and not feed into…yeah…I’m sure that’s the case…because her life hasn’t been one cry for attention after another….and if she had a great ass, I’m pretty sure she’d be in ass-less chaps daily…and what you see here is just staged marketing….

And the good news is that at least she’s got tits….

Bonus – Strategic Ass Peek flash – where there was just enough ass to satisfy our needs while not showing off the actual disgusting part.

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2010

14

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Tits for Bieber of the Day

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I am pretty hungover cuz I went out drinking, got attacked with pepper spray and not even for trying to rape and rob a bitch of both her innocence and her purse. I spent the night soaking in milk, but unfortunately, we only had expired milk, making the whole experience way fucking shitter.

Speaking of shitty, here is shit colored public toilet Kim Kardashian on the beach with Justin Bieber….obviously a shitty publicity stunt for two people who have one thing in common, that thing being that they wish they are black, make that two things…because they also are both famous for reasons that are seriously beyond me.

This is supposed to be her nipple, all I see is some lumpy shit, that could be from back implants, or maybe just from having bad tits, cuz with every fat bitch come lumps of shit you can’t explain in various parts of her body….

Let me know if you can figure out where the nipple is, cuz I’m really not seeing it.

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2010

10

Jun

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian, she’s fat, sloppy and looks a lot like a dude, but luckily she has a fat ass that people go nuts over, even if the shit is strapped up to look the way it does, as I know many fat assed women and without the Spanx, shit looks like a horror movie, but whatever I’ll let you like the low grade pussy you like because really it makes no difference in my life whether you are a closet case or not….I just know that I definitely don’t give a fuck about Kim Kardashian in a see thru shirt, because thanks to the internet, I can see her getting fucked by a negro who pissed on her, not that I am really into that kind of thing, in fact I hate it cuz it is the reason she is famous now…but it’s better than her in a shitty see through shirt…

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2010

26

May

Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me.

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2010

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Window Into Her Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has no soul, but she does have tits, so it is only fitting that if she’s going to be giving us a window into something that it be a window to her tits, you know since she is a fucking pornstar piece of trash who played the system properly despite being fat, uninteresting, untalented, incapable of much more than sitting and consuming things like food, ulgy designer clothes, people’s attention and black cock…she is just a waste of fucking space who I am convinced was sent her from hell as the spawn of satan to eat our children, but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz America never hates people with cleavage, who fuck on camera, and who have fat round asses..its been clinically proven…and here she is strutting down the street like she’s some kind of model…and not just another fat chick with shit colored skin I see…enjoy….

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