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2009

29

Sep

Justine Bateman in her Support Hose of the Day

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I guess Justine Bateman isn’t the fresh faced, young slut, we used to fantasize about on Family Ties back when Michael J. Fox wasn’t a living vibrator, because she’s wearing a pair of compression stocking to fight of her varicose veins, and there’s nothing hotter than a bitch who is fighting off varicose veins , except for the fact that they are usually in their 70s but relatively easy, cuz but the time they reach the point of wearing compression stockings they are pretty much at the point of taking anything they can get, because they know they don’t quite have it going on anymore, at least that’s what some old crazy dude who used to hang at the pantyhose rack at the pharmacy I worked at told me when I asked him why he was there 3 times a week for 3 hours at a time the second week I notcied him there.
But the good news is that Justine Bateman switches things up in a pair of shorts and clogs that lead me to believe she’s no longer a hollywood personality, but more of a swiss mountain man hearding sheep. Either way, I am friends with her on Facebook, or I was friends with her on facebook and that kind of love won’t let varicose veins, or baby baggage get in the way.

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Posted in:Justine Bateman|Legs|Shorts

2009

25

Sep

Stephanie Pratt’s Unfortunate Last Name of the Day

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I am not going to say that Stephanie Pratt is hot, because her face looks like a pile of fucking shit after I ate my wife’s make-up one night when I was fuckin’ drunk, but I am trying to ignore the fact that she is not only on the biggest piece of garbage to hit televison since Laguna Beach, I am also going to really try to ignore that she is only on the show because she is related to Spencer Pratt, and not the kind of related you don’t mind being, like second cousins or some shit, because this bitch fell out of the same fucking pussy as him. I am doing my best to appreciate her tight skinny body, because in this day and age, it’s a rarity because that whole obesity crisis is taking the fuck over, and girls who would have been hot are now fat and ugly girls who are skinny are considered hot just because we have limited options and take what we can fucking get and the way I’m doing that is imagining that if I was know I was going to fuck her, I’d go out and fuck the dirtiest street whore I could find a few weeks earlier, without a condom, in hopes of getting AIDS, that I can pass onto her and in turn the entire cast of The Hills because they use the same port-o-potty or some shit..pretty much saving the fucking world from the garbage these assholes spew.

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Posted in:Body|Legs|Stephanie Pratt

2009

24

Sep

Kevin Federline’s New Girlfriend Legs of the Day

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Her name is Victoria Prince and her claim to fame is that she is dating Kevin Federline and I wonder how that shit happened. I mean we all know the story of the man with the potent sperm and ability to get anyone pregnant, that he practiced on some black chick before perfecting on Britney, you know cuz when he was in there he didn’t want to fuck up the lottery ticket god had given him and his piece of trash self.

Was she a Britney fan and wanted all things Britney? You know that everytime his dick slides in her she hears the faint sounds of “hit me baby one more time” playing back in her head.

Was she swept up my K-Fed’s charm that landed him the biggest popstar in the world, and did she believe that he would amount to something huge in the music industry since he already mastered being huge filling out his XXXL t-shirt. Hoping that K-Fed would make her famous….

I guess what we do know for sure is that she will end up fat, pregnant and alone and the weridest thing in all this is that I just wrote a post about this bullshit.

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Posted in:Girlfriend|Kevin Federline|Legs

2009

22

Sep

Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Hot Legs of the Day

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I don’t know why I downloaded this shit, and by shit I mean Mary Kate Olsen, I never was into her, not even when she was underage and I never understood the hype about them. Now she looks like she’s dying / Michael Jackson, and I guess that’s what happens when your youth was robbed from you back when Bob Saget first inserted his cock in her when he got carried away changing her diapers.

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Posted in:Legs|Mary-Kate Olsen

2009

21

Sep

Nadine Coyle Showing Off Her Skinny Legs of the Day

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Hey ladies, if you’re legs aren’t this thin, that means you’re fat and no guy will want to fuck you. Develop an eating disorder or a workout adiction now, because like Nadine Coyle you may end up on a shitty site no one reads, or in a relationship with a shitty Football player named Jason Bell who no one wants to sign a contract with, or even with a shitty career no one cares about. Seriously, her legs are disgusting to most, but all I see a commitment to lookin’ good that American girls just don’t have, they’re too busy eating McDonald’s.

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Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle

2009

21

Sep

Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day

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Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

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Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk|Upskirt

2009

18

Sep

Stacy Keibler’s Sitll Got Serious Legs of the Day

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I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore…

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Posted in:Legs|Stacy Keibler

2009

18

Sep

Audrina Patridge and her Little Dress of the Day

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Audrina is looking different to me. I’ve never watched The Hills, but know I hate it, so I could be totally wrong and maybe she always looked like this and really it doesn’t matter. What does matter ist hat she is at some event in a little dress that is barely covering her fake tits, when in reality this reality star she should be showing up to this kind of thing topless, because those fake tits are what made her and are really the only thing we care about, and despite her not giving us something worth lookin’ at, I’m still going to post these cuz I have nothing better to do and I’m already in this deep…which in my case is never that deep, because my penis is very vaginal, so vaginal I thought about joining my local church’s rendition of The Vagina Monologues….

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs

2009

09

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Lookin’ Hot When Shopping of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is in New York, probably for fashion week, you know, to feed her fashion addcition, and chronic spending habits, that I don’t really know why I know about, but know that being the first up on the newest designs or some shit is probably a big deal to her.

Sure, I don’t fully understand because if I had my choice I wouldn’t wear clothes out of the house, unfortunately everytime I try that, I get stopped before leaving my building by either a neighbor or janitor or whoever the fuck is hanging around cuz we are a compound of degenerate, jobless bums…..so the whole concept of spending money on clothes is insane to me to begin with and even when I was working a couple decades ago, before the whole alcoholism really took a hold of my life and dictated my future, I never fell for that levis crap back when they were only 50 dollars, so I don’t really grasp how anyone fall for the new scam and spend 1000 dollars on a pair of jeans, even if you’re a bored ex-starlet who gets a nice risidual check on DVD sales from the last movie she did 10 years ago and can afford it. Those gays over in Paris and their Jewish financiers are screwing you woman….and based on these pictures, I wouldn’t fuckin’ mind if I was…you know walk up all secretly from behind and slip it in, trust me you won’t feel a thing, and I probably won’t either, but at least it’ll be a story I can put on my tombstone.

Jesus “Bonertown” Martiez
1970 – 2080
“Here lies a soul officially died in 2000 when he got married to his fat wife, but was revived for a few hours after he surprise-sexed Lindsay Lohan in 2009, She didn’t know it happened, thanks to his small dick/her big vagina but he did and That’s All That Matters”

Enough of that stupidity, here are those hot pics of her…

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Posted in:Breasts|Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

08

Sep

Sophie Monk Shows Off Some Legs of the Day

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I like the idea of Australian chicks, they are marketed as being laid back drinkers with hot bikini bodies, sun damage and open minded about getting fucked after a day of surfing, but with the laid back drinker attitude that is down with fucking randoms all the time, comes risk of herpes, which really isn’t that big of a deal since there’s medication to prevent that shit, but not something I’d ignore if a bitch I was about to fuck without a condom told me she had, because why put yourself thru that kind of headache if you don’t have to and that good news is that Sophie Monk takes out the mystery of her pussy because she has fucked Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds while she was still engaged to him, so her just walking around is like a MeetPeopleWithHerpes ad, without having to go thru the annoying sign up process on their website….so I guess she’s providing us with a service that we should thank her for…

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Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk