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2009

14

Aug

Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

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These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that. I figured we all need love sometime, even when least expected or wanted…

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2009

12

Aug

Blake Lively and Her Gossip Girl Legs of the Day

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Here are Blake Lively’s legs. I’m not sure why I am giving her added attention, maybe it’s because I like they way her stomach bubbles out in her dress like she’s on her period or even in the early stages of teenage pregnancy or even just a little chubby from all the cocaine and booze she’s been drinkin now that she’s got lots of money to spend on the shit…..and that’s all I have to say about that….even though I would have probably been better off not saying anything….

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2009

11

Aug

Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

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Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend. Something I thought was weird, but slowed my swagger as I got close to see if I could see any pussy definition, because I am a pervert, but unfortunately not perverted enough to have staged a trip and fall to land face first in her crotch… and today, that is one of my life’s biggest regrets

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2009

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Whore Legs of the Day

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So I was looking at the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics and wonder what genetic fuck up happened to make her nipples that big and shiny. So I hit up my expert racist who can spot any fuckin’ ounce of another breed of human so as to stay as far the fuck away from them as possible and this is what she discovered….

Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese, and Latina (from her mother) and Irish and American Indian (from her father)

That doesn’t seem like a possible mix of human, it’s just too fuckin’ random and dirty and it is more like she was made in a mad scientists lab than some mutt’s uterus….and that mad scientists lab belonged to Disney.

Here are her whore legs….cuz she’s a whore….at least based on her nude pics she released as a publicity stunt and threatened to sue every site.

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2009

06

Aug

Janice Dickinson and her Rancid Lady Parts of the Day

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Janice Dickinson’s pussy is so rancid that even the skin on her thighs are trying to escape the shit…or at least it looks like it’s trying to move as far away from it by hangin’ out down by her knees until the infection clears up…or maybe shit’s just melting from the toxins, whatever it is, it’s not normal lookin’.

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2009

03

Aug

Clare Grant’s Legs the Robot Chicken Skate Party.

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Her name is Clare Grant. She’s one of those big Hollywood stars who has a Model Mayhem profile. I knew she was a nobody when I saw these pictures of Seth Green grabbing at her ass, something I know he only gets to do when it comes down to meeting a bitch who works for him, or meeting a real hungry aspiring actress who doesn’t have any integrity left and he’s the only opportunity /biggest name she’s met to date and may just be the answer to get her out of the hell she is living and into the fame she feels she deserves because back home in Memphis everyone thought she was the fuckin’ prettiest the local highschool of 500 students had to fuckin’ offer.

Either way, she’s a voice on his Robot Chicken show, and here she is getting violated by his little man hands…

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2009

30

Jul

Ciara Used to be a Man and Now She has Tits of the Day

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The rumor when Ciara first came out was that she was born with a dick, which happens more than we know, and even the girl you may be dating could have been one of these hybrid humans for all you know, you know, where the doctors see both genitals and know a life as a hermie just isn’t a life anyone deserves to live, so they give the parents the choice of what gender to make them, and based on how they decorated the nursery they decide, like some kind of breeder buffet, or some shit, so they chop the dick off if there’s female reproductive organs or sew up the pussy if there isn’t and the secret is never let out of the bag, cuz that could be some harmful information to the kid’s self esteem, so instead it is left as a dirty little secret between the parents, reminding them everytime they looked at their child, how shitty their reproductive organs are, blaming each other and utlimately ending in divorce, because you can’t stay with someone who tainted your life with a freak.

But based on Ciara’s tits, I have a feeling she was born a woman…..I don’t see any Adam’s Apple….and if she wasn’t she’s probably still worth a round if no one’s lookin’

Bonus that is not really a bonus – Here are her legs in some pretty ….

Posted in:Ciara|cleavage|Legs|Tits

2009

28

Jul

Geri Halliwell’s Adjusting Her Panties Behind Her Boyfriend of the Day

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I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….

Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

27

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Busy for Me of the Day

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There was a time when me and Lohan were homies. Sure it was just for half a minute and I’m not even entirely sure if I was being emailed by her, but I like to think I was, because it adds meaning to my already useless fucking life, so I reached out to her in the last week or so saying she’s a bitch for droppin me on twitter like I was hot, while we all know I mean temperature and not sex appeal, and she actually wrote me back saying she’s insanely busy and has no time for our internet love affair anymore, so if you, like me are wondering what she meant when she said she was too busy to write me an email, here is a little taste of what she’s been up to….

Firstly, here she is pretending to drink a milkshake for publicity at the milkshake shop owned by a fuckin’ paparazzi…..

And here she is not in a bikini at the Malibu Beach House….living her too busy to follow me on twitter busy fucking life….

Overall, she makes me feel way more useless and irrelevant than I already do feel. I mean is there even a point in doin what I do….If you’re wondering the answer, it is no, but I’m gonna keep on doin it, for lack of better things to do…

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Malibu

2009

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

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You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is. What is worth talking about is how a friend of mine fucked the dude from Star Wars the Next Generation’s sister, because she lives in Toronto and is pretty fucking accessible, but I don’t remember the details of the story and shit’s posted somewhere on the site from years ago, but I think it has something to do with her diggin’ anal, which could be a lie, and I’m just basing it on what I assume her older brother likes, because he’s gotta be gay…

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