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Archive for the Legs Category

2009

16

Jun

Some Rihanna Legs of the Day

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By the look on Rihanna’s face it looks like Chris Brown just sent her a text message on how to treat a lady. I used to think she was hot that was before finding out she could take a fuckin’ beating. If this isn’t the perfect woman, I don’t know who is, but I do know that my wife definitely isn’t her. She’s too fuckin’ white and can’t take the passion that comes with latin love, you know like the occassional hog tying her while slapping and spitting in her fat whore face, Rihanna on the other hand, pretty much made that shit mainstream. I love her.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

16

Jun

Naomi Campbell Legs on the Beach of the Day

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I have no fucking idea why I am posting the Naomi Campbell beach pictures, there’s absolutely nothing interesting about this shit, except maybe the social challenges they face being an interracial couple, you know the pressure of their peers and the obvious looks they get when they are seen kissing in public, but even that topic is played the fuck out, so I’d like to think that people are only lookin cuz her boyfriend is clearly a homosexual.

Posted in:Legs|Naomi Campbell

2009

15

Jun

Hayden Panettiere’s Short Legs of the Day

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UGGs make girls look like they have shorter legs than they do, so when they are on thin, long legged, rich girls I want to fuck, shit looks dope, but when you get a short, boxy, muscular troll with no neck rockin’ the shit, because she has lots of money and feels she has every right to dress with the trends, without realizing the trends are doin’ bad things for her, cuz she thinks she is hot and has it going on, like the thin long legged, righ girls I want to fuck, since she’s “Hayden Fuckin’ Panettiere”, but instead looks like my uncle, who used to walk around on his knees, with shoes to look like a midget, to lighten the mood and make me laugh, before sticking his dick in my mouth.

Here’s Hayden and her short legs….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Legs

2009

04

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

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I remember being at a restaurant and some girl looked at me, uncrossed her legs and pulled the Sharon Stone. Sure, maybe she was doing it to mock me. Maybe she didn’t even notice me and did it unitentional, because girls tend to not notice me, but it was pretty fuckingamazing.

It really only happened to me once in my life, even when I tried getting girls I was dating to pull their panties aside in public, I always got resistance, and it was never quite as hype as when it was an attractive enough stranger, so I’ve been looking it everytime I sit down and see a girl sitting at a nearby table with a skirt on. I believe one day, it will happen again, and that kind of hope is what keeps me going.

Here are some Kristin Cavallari pullin’ the tease, because she’s a good candidate, she just kinda failed at pulling through….


Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Legs

2009

03

Jun

Jessica White Isn’t White of the Day

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Good one. I know. That’s why I don’t get paid the big bucks, like I was some kind of Sports Illustrated model for having good legs. If only life was as easy for all of us. Instead I walked into a bar last night and drank an half full pitcher of beer that was sitting on a table and that was abandoned by god knows who, because I am an optimist but also because I like stepping up and taking responsibility for things people leave behind. In a lot of ways, drinking that dirty beer was fuckin’ heroic.

Posted in:Black|Jessica White|Legs

2009

27

May

Ashley Tisdale’s Legs Don’t Fool Me Into Thinkin She’s Not Ugly of the Day

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No matter how much work this Tisdale chick gets done to herself, she keeps stayin’ ugly. I don’t really understand it but it reminds me of a conversation I had earlier today, when a girl was telling me about her boyfriend’s band that was called The Cockroaches, where I responded “How cute, he named it after you”, only I was just trying to be funny with her, while I actually think that shit applies to Tisdale, because she is a fucking cockroach of a girl who just doesn’t go away, like the cockroaches in my shitty apartment, depsite not really having much purpose in being there, but to just annoy the fuck out of me. Not that I really understand why I have this kind of emotionaly instability when it comes to this bitch, but I do and that concludes the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch of the day.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Legs

2009

04

May

Karolina Kurkova’s Legs of the Day

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I don’t know if people like Karolina Kurkova you know because she’s the fat Victoria Secret model, but she was showing off her legs regardless of that, and I figured I’d share them with you, because that’s just the kind of power I have, unfortunately it is not the kind of power I need to drag her home from the bar by her hair, because she’s 5 ft 11 and build like an Eastern European communist tank, and I’m not too down to fuck with that, not that I’d ever have the chance, I’m just talking hypothetical because hypothetical is really all I know.

Bonus – Gisele in some Leather lookin’ pants….cuz if you’re into Gisele, then you’re into leather pants, ideally assless and worn on Gay Pride day.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Legs

2009

30

Apr

Elle Macpherson and Straw Suckin’ Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson sucking a straw in a pair of shorts, that’s really the only reason I posted these pictures and is actually the same reason I go to the ice cream shop down the street. I could spend days just staring at hot moms and teenage girls licking a cone or sucking their milkshakes back only to play it back the memories in slow motion when I get home and my wife forces me to go down on her, which happens more than I’d like, probably because we don’t own a TV. That said, I think I better get a job to make the pain end…

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs

2009

09

Apr

Some Lindsay Lohan Leg of the Day

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I love Lindsay Lohan. She is hot and I don’t think she’s too skinny, there is no such thing as too skinny, that’s just something fat chicks say to make them feel good about themselves, the same fat chicks who aren’t fucking you.

Sure, I thought she was going to die this year. I thought that it would be suicide or cardiac arrest, but I’m over all that. I am convinced she’s ready for the takeover she’s been laying the groundwork for the last few years and that this relationship with Ronson and this breakup with Ronson is all part of some master plan we’ll all understand one day.

If anyone is gonna die, it’s gonna be me, I’ve had a cough for fucking days and I think the end is near. At least I’ve lived long enough.

Here is the video..

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

31

Mar

Gisele’s Long Legs and Man Ass of the Day

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I don’t know why everyone hates on Gisele for being a man, sure she may have a hard face, but would a man really wear lady jeans, I don’t think so. And would a man really marry some pro football player, everyone knows football players are straight as a fuckin’ arrow. They shower together and shove broomsticks in each other’s asses because they’re just that straight.

Here are her legs.

Posted in:Ass|Gisele Bundchen|Legs