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2009

23

Feb

Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Own Pants of the Day

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If you look at Amanda Bynes from the front she is cute, but they you see her from the side, she looks fucking retarded.

Don’t get me wrong, retarded can be cute, I mean pretty much every single girl I’ve ever fucked has been at least semi-retarded, which in my defense was because I worked at a retard home, and they were pretty easy, especially when they were sleeping medicated and unable to speak more than a few grunts and screams, but this isn’t about that.

It’s about Amanda Bynes and her chipmunk face, is she on steroid treatment for some disorder? Was she beat the fuck up like she was Rihanna? I just don’t really get it, but at least she never wears pants because I guess someone told her she had good legs and she went home and fucking burnt every pair pants she owned because it felt good to be complimented and now she only feels comfortable wearing short fucking skirts in public to show them legs off and distract us from that face. Here she is in white.

I was wrong…She Does Own Pants…And She Looks a Hell of A Lot More Retarded in the Face When She Does Cuz I Don’t Have Upper Thighs to Distract Myself With….

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs|Retarded

2009

21

Feb

Amanda Bynes and Her Legs Leave a Club of the Day

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Amanda Bynes really loves her legs. She shows them off everywhere she goes. She shouldn’t get too dependent on these legs, you know use them as some kind of security blanket because you never know when you may accidentally step on a land mine and all your leg showing off comes to an immediate end. So time to bring out them tits and vag because based on this video, her personality’s not gonna take her very far…

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs|Party

2009

05

Feb

Juliette Lewis in Some Mom Shorts on Set of the Day

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Juliette Lewis is still working and here she is on the set of something called Sympathy for Delicious. I didn’t bother looking it up because I figure it’s not going to make a difference and I am lazy, but I do know that I have mixed feelings about this girl. Part of me is disgusted by her because she looks like every cheap hooker I’ve ever seduced with a 20 dollar bill because they were desperate for whatever drug they were addicted to, but at the same time, some of my best times were spent with some of these girls, I think I may have even felt love for the first and only time with one of them. I am not going to get into it because it’s Valentines Day and I like to front like I have no soul, but I will let you know that before she died, every night we spent together was fucking magical, despite how disgusting it smelled. I guess that along with love being blind, it also has a sinus condition that makes it unable to smell too.

That said, here is some rich person, crackwhore wannabe slut on set in some trashy shorts.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|Legs|Shorts

2009

05

Feb

Rihanna and Her Hot Legs Ignore the Paparazzi of the Day

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To think just a couple years ago, Rihanna would have been the annoying local you see when you go to all inclusive resorts soliciting you on the beach. Whether she was peddling pictures, local artifacts or crafts, or her vagina, you know that there was no white person she ignored. Now that she’s famous, she’s out being selective about who she talks to and despite the paparazzi being the scum of the fucking earth, they are the same people she’d approach and follow around when they were in town to shoot a celebrity who was in Barbados hoping to get some coverage or even a couple of dollars to feed her family a few years ago. Fame has ruined her.

Here are her legs.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Shopping

2009

30

Jan

Amanda Bynes Brings Her Legs Out to Party of the Day

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I like a good set of legs. Sure it’s not a requirement when it comes to fucking, I mean vagina always been the only requirement and even that I’ve been pretty flexible about depending on how drunk or desperate I was. I am not coming out saying that I am a fag, but I am not denying that there were those years in college when you might have called me one and beat me up had you seen me walking down an alley in my mini skirt offering you blowjobs. A girls’ gotta make a living.

I am lying, I never went to college, I just went off on some weird tangent trying to prove that although my wife’s got fat legs that make me sick to look at, doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a girl who shows off her legs every chance she gets, because they are her only asset and that’s all I’ll say about this.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs

2008

06

Dec

Marisa Miller Promotes Motor Bikes of the Day

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I think I may be the only guy who has no interest in Marisa Miller. She looks old and haggard, like an ex-stripper who used to work part time at a tanning salon and spent the rest of her time lifting weights. There’s just something that I don’t find appealing about fake tits and rock hard muscular bodies, it’s just too manly for me and brings back memories I don’t necessarily want brought back, like the time I was making out with a “chick” at the bar and realized her rock hard abs were the least of my concerns when I felt her rock hard cock digging into my leg. Times were tough, so I took what I could get, it doesn’t make me gay, it just makes me desperate and I’d tell you not to judge, but realize I don’t really care what you think about me, because you’re the kind of guy who buys into the Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval and I don’t know how straight taking advice as to what is hot pussy and what is not so hot pussy from a fucking panty company. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she’s disgusting. I do know she’s better than most girls but I’m ready for new blood pumped into this Victoria’s Secret thing, preferably period blood that still shocks the model’s because they’ve only had their perido for around for 4 years, letting Marisa Miller pursue other ventures, like being the trashy blonde motorcycle slag for a beer company or Harley. I guess based on these pics, we’re halfway there motherfuckers.

BONUS – My Hot Biker Chick Video Throwback

Posted in:Harley|Legs|Marisa Miller

2008

06

Dec

Annalynne McCord and Her Lesbian Pantyhose of the Day

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Here’s up and coming, lesbian in training, Annalynne McCord wearing a pair of fancy pantyhose. They are substantially nicer than the support-hose I used to sell old ladies when I worked in a pharmacy, but they aren’t as hot as the time one of the support-hose ladies asked me for a 3 gallon douche, because her old support-hose pussy was just that big. Unfortunately for her, the store I worked at didn’t stock industrial sized vaginal douches, but I convinced her to just buy 4 of the regular ones. I like to think of that being the day I was officially named a local hero, but for a solid 3 weeks after the incident, every time I tried to fuck one of the stinky whores I was fucking, I’d get flashbacks of this wholesome granny, and her desperate need to cleanse, and instead of fucking, I just wanted to wrap myself in a blanket and have bedtime stories read to me.

The point of this is to say, I’m really not into this dyke, she reminds me of a fuckin’ clown at the Jew carnival, and I predict her fame will end with the shitty prime time soap opera spin off I am hoping no one watches, but don’t know for sure because I haven’t been allowed back to the high school cafeteria I used to get my lunch at, when the staff realized I wasn’t there councilling troubled kids, or working for the janitor, but was in fact staring at perky tits…and that concludes this life changing post.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Clown|Legs|Lesbian

2008

01

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Some Skinny Legs of the Day

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Lesbian Lohan is skinnier than ever and it’s all thanks to cocaine at least I assume that it is, I mean I know she’s been eating lots of pussy, but that meat pie’s got really nothing to do with weightloss, even if it has no calories despite the lovely sour fishy taste. I also know that she goes on these benders where she stocks up on shitty food and candy, which I assume is to tide her over from periods when she can’t do blow, like for plane rides, but it could jus tbe her falling off her anorexic wagon.

Who knows, maybe she’s not on drugs, or anorexic and is just addicted to exercise and being healthy while her life is finally finding stability, love and is getting on track….

But no matter what it is, I think it’s safe to assume that she’s tired of being the fat one in her lesbian relationship, since Ronson looks like she was some premature twin with fetal alcohol syndrome who was second in line at the trough while in the womb, you know with her grey skin, bags under her eyes and that look of death only a confused child star could find attractive that she’s always got…

Either way, she’s in leggings, showing off her legs and since I like skinny chicks, I’m posting it.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Skinny

2008

30

Oct

Annalynne McCord is a Clown in Leather Leggings of the Day

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So everyone’s favorite clown they’ve never heard of is wearing a pair of American Apparel leggings, proving the shit’s just not for 14- 30 year old girls in your home town, or for celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff and Rihanna, but the bottom feeders of fame are wearing them too. I guess all that I have read on the subject is true, D-Listers are just like us, just a little more hungry for attention and easy money and usually have family members in the industry.

I used to know a guy with a PVC festish, sure these shits are like the low budget version of PVC, but he would love seeing his cum dripping off a girl covered in rubber’s ass, so since you don’t have any girl, you could just pretend you do, buy a pair of these and tape them to your wall, for you to jerk off on. They clean off pretty easy, so you can just wipe them off and retrun them the very same day, and get your money back and knowing they will be put back on the shelf, and onto a random girl’s ass, can probably lead to more even enjoyment, all for under 40 dollars that you will get back…Just a suggestion.

I guess what it comes down to is that at least she’s skinny.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Ass|Legs

2008

29

Oct

Amanda Bynes Legs Aren’t Shy of the Day

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The paparazzi attacked Amanda Bynes making her giggle like she’s on drugs, playing off that she’s shy, but when asked about Jennifer Hudson, she doesn’t seem too shy , after saying she feels very sad for them, then bursting into laughter…..pretty sympathetic, but in her defense, she’s too busy loving herself and thinking she’s the best thing on the fuckin’ planet to really bother with this black on black crime, I mean the only black people she knows live in Beverly Hills and other rich neighborhoods, and she even clenches on her purse when they walk up to her at charity events, on the street or in the club.

I don’t know if any of that is true, it’s just my own speculation, but I do know that her legs are good enough for me to forget her seemingly racist, insensitive, self-absorbed personality, because I never really take the time to get to know a girl well enough to know her opinion on shit, when I’m hiding under the stairwell trying to look up their skirts, if you know what I mean.

BONUS SOME OTHER MESSAGES TO JENNIFER HUDSON….

Here’s New York, she’s on some reality TV show called “I Love New York”, a show Jennifer Hudson’s Fiance was on before they were engaged, giving Jennifer Hudson a heart felt apology….

Here’s Sam Ronson, who has pretty much nothing to do with Jennifer Hudson, but the paparazzi feel the need to ask her opinion about it, regardless of her probably being too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan to bother watching the news, giving her heart felt thoughts on the incident….

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