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Archive for the Legs Category

2009

30

Mar

Amanda Bynes Showin’ Off Her Leg of the Day

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Amanda Bynes was out showing off her legs, as she does, because it takes focus off her stupid lookin’ head, I guess it’s really all she has time for these days, you know since she’s not working and all, but still managing to hold onto that little fame flame she once had when she was 12. I don’t actually know who Amanda Bynes is or what she does, so maybe she is actually working, you’ll have to check IMDB for that, because I am not really interested enough to go that deep, I am however interested in going balls deep, but unfortunately for her, in my case, we’re stuck in the shallow end. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs

2009

30

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Q-Tip Hair in Shorts of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens was wearing shorts, when fans started throwing Q-Tips at them, only to have one land in her hair. My god. The scandal. This is such a big fucking deal, it’s like the time I took a shit and saw a condom floating in the toilet. I couldn’t figure out if it was something I ate, or something that was left behind after getting a little too carried away with that tranny prositute, or maybe it was just something that was “floating” around in the toilet before I ended up on it. I mean, maybe my condom story is a little worse, because of that whole AIDS thing, and this Q-Tip is some candy-coated Hollywood bullshit, but that doesn’t change the fact that I wouldn’t use a condom with Hudgens, or Effron for that matter. Not because I’m gay, but because he is….

Posted in:Hair|Legs|Q-Tip|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

26

Mar

Fergie’s Legs Go on a Fitness Hike of the Day

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Fergie’s not the rock hard body she used to be. I call this the marriage workout. She can finally kick back and take it easy and tell her husband that she was out exercising, meanwhile she’s just planning on gaining enough weight for her husband to regret ever marrying her.

Maybe this low intensity working out, is because her heart is so wrecked from her meth addiction, but I have a feeling that whole meth addiction was bullshit, because I know meth addicts and the last thing I expect out of them is a successful music career and happy, rich, full life, I just expect the scabs and premature death. Maybe Fergie knew someone who did meth and she smoked a hit once but didn’t inhale, but no meth addicts succeed, no matter how many days they stay up jacked and ready to work….because their idea of work is painting their one room apartment black and similar insanity.

Either way, she doesn’t look hot, but she’s hotter than my wife, so I’ll post it.

Posted in:Fergie|Hike|Legs|Workout

2009

20

Mar

Fergie and Her Shorts of the Day

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Fergie got married and now she’s a whole new person. She’s got different color hair, she dresses pretty conservative like a mom and I am not just saying that because her uterus seems to be busting out of the front of her shorts.

To think that a girl who used to miss her period for months at a time because of all the hard drug use, partying, malnourishment and random sex with HPV when she fell from her Disney channel big break, could manage to salvage the broken pieces and put it all together.

Maybe there’s hope for all of us. Fergie is inspiring.

Posted in:Fergie|Legs|Married|Shorts

2009

19

Mar

Lindsay Lohan and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Lindsay Lohan with some skinny legs because she doesn’t eat much more than pussy and coke and I like it. The world’s got too many fat people, so maybe this bitch is onto something.

There is an amazing intensity that comes when you don’t eat for a few days, you know cuz your brain is lacking nutrients and your body is in some kind of hypoglycemic shock, that always keeps you on your motherfuckin toes, never really knowing what to expect, or whether you’ll be killed before they die of cardiac arrest.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Skinny

2009

19

Mar

Rihanna Hits Up Some Club and Doesn’t Get Hit By Clubs of the Day

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I love Rihanna, she’s the kind of girl who really understands a woman’s place in the world. I’m just kidding, I know the only reason she got beat is because she forget a woman’s place in the world and started acting the fuck up when she got insecure and thought Chris Brown was cheating on her, forcing him to defend himself from her crazy, punching, cunt behavior. The fact they are back together, just proves that she knew she was out of line.

Bonus – here’s another video of her car getting pulled over for being too black…

From the Archives…..

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring….
Rihanna Does KFC
Pussy Grabbin’ Concert Pics…
Rihanna in a Pretty See Through Bikini

Posted in:Heels|Hot|Legs|Rihanna

2009

03

Mar

Gisele and Her Hard Nipples in Short Shorts of the Day

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The rumor is that Tom Brady and Gisele had a secret wedding and I don’t really know why anyone really cares, I have no idea why them being married will have any real impact on anyone’s life, it’s not like we’re friends with the couple and they went off to Vegas or Mexico and came back hitched, I mean they are just people we see on TV and in magazines and shit and aren’t even real, so when I saw the story everywhere, I couldn’t help but think anyone who would talk about this in their everyday life, was seriously lacking substance and a life of their own, so to honor that opinion I wasn’t going to write about it, but then bitch goes out in short shorts with hard nipples and I am forced to, I am a weak man.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, she’s got a dick, from the neck up she looks like Fabio or Sean Penn in Fastimes, you know hard man features and a pointy scary face, but that body is pretty alright, the kind you’d fuck, even if it was pre-op.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Hard Nipples|Legs|Shorts

2009

26

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t inspire me. Facebook does. So this is what I wrote to some girl I don’t know who has her status set to “Spring Break is Amazing, Home Sunday”

i miss you

come home

i miss our late night chats

our movie nights where we cuddle on the couch….

but more importantly – i miss the anal.

She didn’t answer me, just like I’m not going to answer these Vanessa Hudgens pictures, something I am sure she’s used to, you know dating a faggot, where anything she does gets little to no reaction. She can come out with a vibrator and the hottest lingerie and homeboy will ask her to get out of the way of the TV because he’s watching Gossip Girl and she knows not to bother him while Gossip Girl is on….if you know what I mean…and even when shit’s over he only really give her attention when she turns the dildo onto him

BONUS – ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH….

Yep…she’s still ugly….just making sure….

Posted in:Legs|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

26

Feb

Kate Moss and Her Fishnets of the Day

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Kate Moss is still hot enough for me and still holds a special place in my heart even if she looks like a haggard cocaine party slut and here she is wearing a pair of fishnets.

I am not just saying she’s in fishnets to be vulgar, you know to be like anything that gets that close to that pussy automatically earns the word Fish in front of it, like Fishskirt, Fishpants, Fishthong, Fishdick, you know because her pussy smells like an Aquarium the day they have to feed the Dolphins/Sea Lions/Whales hundreds of pounds of dead rotting fish, I am saying that because that’s what they’re fucking called, asshole.

Posted in:Fishnets|Kate Moss|Legs

2009

24

Feb

Amanda Bynes’ Retard Face Snobs Homeless Guy in Video of the Day

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Here’s a video of Amanda Bynes and her cunt friend ignoring a homeless guy in a wheelchair as they jump into her 60,000 dollar car. Her raspy friend who I’ll call “The Jew” says “Sorry, excuse me”, pretty much a passive aggressive “Ew, you’re gross, fuck off”, to the homeless guy as her begs desperately for some change, asking them to have a heart,which I guess he figured out, they don’t have because they are vapid little hollywood cunts who think they are hotter than they actually are.

Sure Amanda Bynes hasn’t worked in a long time and her groupie’s only job has been working her way into Amanda Bynes’ entourage, hoping for the tail-end of her fame, so they were too pre-occupied to hear his screams of serious hunger and pain.

Assholes.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Chipmunk|Legs|Pudgy