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2009

02

Sep

Pixie Lott’s Stupid Face is Ready to Takeover of the Day

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Pixie Lott is going to be the next big thing because her record label and management are paying the paparazzi to release pictures of her. She’s already in the charts in the UK and will be here, so this is the next idol to your hot teenage girls I want to take to Disneyworld the second I can afford to, which will be never or at least around the time they turn 30, so you don’t have to think I’m a predator or anything, I’m just the kind of guy who like to plan my pussy for the future, get in with them when they are young and non-judgemental, cuz older girls can be such bitches who look at me with disgust, when in reality behind all these sleaze is a real classy 40 year old who just happens to smell like fuckin’ urine all the time.
Either way, people find her hot, people like her music, the whole thing is just another story of a bitch getting richer than me before she gets her period and here are the pics of her and in the event you were wondering, she’s 18, so this post isn’t as creepy as you’d probably like, weirdo….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Pixie Lott

2009

02

Sep

Shenae Grimes is a Grimey Piece of Shenae(t) in No Pants of the Day

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Here are some pictures living up to her name, lookin’ like some Grimey piece of Shenae(T) that escaped the halfway house down my street where ex drug addicted hookers and knocked up teenagers where I’ve volunteered to hustle pussy but got rejected when they asked me why I was volunteering and I said to hustle desperate pussy.

I have always said that Shenae Grimes is ugly and have even had arguments with the one person I know who knows who this bitch is about how she fucking sucks and that person was a 15 year old girl who was addicted to Degrassi and autistic so what the fuck does she know….

So maybe Sheane needs to invest in a bigger pair of glasses cuz clearly her glasses aren’t strong enough for her to see how ugly she is and not big enough to cover that shit up for the rest of us.

I guess when you’re name is Grimey Shit, you’ve pretty much got very little to live up to.

Pics VIA FAME

Posted in:Legs|Shenae Grimes

2009

31

Aug

Mischa Barton and her Self Destructive Legs of the Day

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I met an ex self destructive dude in the woods where I was drinking alone and trying to medidate, you know plan my future, think of what is coming next, plot my escape from the Internet and decide where to escape to, and this asshole rained on my fuckin’ day dreamin’ parade.

He thought I cared about his medical history that he was volunteering, from his drug addiction to hepatitis, to cancer, to a blood infection that made him crazy to his weighloss and walmart shorts before preaching about depression and abuse and how he is a fuckin’ hero in his therapists eyes for breaking free from addiction and having this positive new outlook on life. He preached and preached and fuckin’ went on about how I shouldn’t be drinking, how I shouldn’t be doin’ pill and how a life without the shit is amazing, so amazing that all he fucking talked about was fuckin’ using and dealing with the diseases using gave him, that would be far less of a pain to deal with if he was still using cuz he’d be too high to fuckin’ notice. Either way, I offered him a beer and that was the end of the sobriety talk because he was too busy getting wasted for the first time in 6 months thanks to me.
I wonder what a fall from the top feels like since I’ve always been in the gutter, I hope Mischa writes a memoir before she dies of an overdose cuz I’d love to read about how one day she realized she wasn’t the pretty girl everyone made a big deal about….

I like to think I help people too and here are some pics of Mischa Barton and her drug and alcohol abusing legs.

PICS VIA PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Mischa Barton

2009

31

Aug

Kate Walsh and Her Legs Go to Church of the Day

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I don’t know who Kate Walsh is but when I saw these pictures the caption read that she was heading to a meeting at church that lasted 2 hours and I thought she was dressed a little fucking inappropriate, unless of course she was going to the church of short short sluts who can’t make their marriage work.

That said, shit reminded me of this bitch I saw walking down the street yesterday morning in a pair of high fucking heels and a a short forucking dress, hair a mess, walking kinda slow and groggy, probably from having a rough fuckin night doing her walk of shame like the whore that she is, so I asked her if she was on her way to church just to rub it in and bitch just gave me a dirty fuckin’ look and kept walkin’.

So here are some pics of Kate Walsh and her legs, and they aren’t as interesting as her red vagina, but they’ll have to do.

PICS VIA FAME

Posted in:Kate Walsh|Legs

2009

26

Aug

Rihanna May Be a Dog of the Day

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I have a constant debate with people as to whether Rihanna is hot or not. I love black girls and I have never been with a black girl and the people I hang around with know that, so whenever I go off on how good this bitch is, they laugh and think I am just so into this black girl fetish that I don’t know the difference between a good and bad one, pretty much the same way black dudes still whistle at my wife when no one in their right mind would ever even think of doing that, in fact, I think I saw kids throwing up the last time she accidentally got her skirt jacked in between her ass cheeks.

That said, I was at a friends house having some cocktails like a bunch of queers and Rihanna came on TV in some cosmetic commercial and my dog went fucking nuts, barking, growling and all that shit….now you don’t know my dog so that doesn’t mean much to you, but I do and the only time that fucker barks is when he sees other animals on TV.

So I guess he’s determined for me that Rihanna just doesn’t have it going on and I was blinded by my own kind of fever, a fever that these pictures help, but we’ve decided I’m just desperate….

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs After She Got Robbed of the Day

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Lohan was robbed for the third time this past weekend, you’d think that it’d make sense if after the first time she either hired a security company to park outside her house at 10 dollars an hour, or even get a motherfucker to stand next to the door for the same fucking price. Maybe she could even get an alarm system or pretty much anything because getting robbed 3 times in a year is a little fucking excessive and I guess it’s made her paranoid cuz here she is sneakin around, hoping no one sees her….or maybe that’s caused by the prescription drugs…either way I think she looks amazing….

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Robbed

2009

25

Aug

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Gets Followed by the Paparazzi of the Day

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I am the kind of guy who is fucking shocked that Annalynne McCord gets followed by the paparazzi as much as she does considering she is barely famous, as being on one show accidentally doesn’t constitute fame where I am from and I am hoping she’s a one trick pony and that when the show disappears she does, but then I hit up the paparazzi site and see that the motherfuckers are following her fucking sister around for being her fuckin’ sister and I don’t know what what’s more depressing being related to Annalynne McCord or being famous for being related to Annalynne McCord. All this to say there’s something seriously wrong with fame in Hollywood. Here are her legs.

If you’re wondering who she is calling, the answer is everyone she knows, because this cunt is so excited that people finally care about her since she feels like she’s always been the hotter sister and deserves some Annalynne attention, and because they are from the same cunt family and they were obviously given too much positive reinforcement and don’t realize they fucking suck and all this attention just makes proves their already established theory that they are the greatest family in the history of fucking families. Pretty fucking annoying…

Posted in:Angel McCord|Legs

2009

24

Aug

Geri Halliwell Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

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Here are pictures of Geri wearing a shirt for a dress like she just finished getting fucked by some business man she met at some expensive bar that she was looking for a husband at and who she instead ended up going back to a luxury hotel room with and she didn’t really have anything else to wear around while her cum covered dress was hanging in the bathroom drying.

I figured there would be other pictures that hit with a little more pussy in the shit, so I was prepping for it, but I don’t think they are, so I’ll post these anyway cuz we all like legs, except for my amputee fetishists, but I don’t write the site for you….

I guess the highlight of the pictures is how much her boyfriend looks like a fuckin’ cartoon character…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

18

Aug

Melody Thornton and Her Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Melody Thornton bitch from Pussycat Dolls showing off her legs and the fascinating thing about her is that I couldn’t figure out if she was a fucking Mexican or a black chick and it turns out she’s fucking both, something I thought was impossible based on every single time I tried to have sex with a black girl and it pretty constant cuz I love black girls, I’ve been rejected, I guess this just proves that the world is a bigger than just my insignificant life. I had no idea now here are her legs.

Posted in:Legs|Melody Thornton

2009

18

Aug

Whitney Port and Her Legs of the Day

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Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.

Posted in:Legs|Whitney Port