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Archive for the Legs Category

2009

22

Oct

Chelsy Davy Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

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I have posted pictures of Chelsy Davy in a Bikini and I’ve posted some hacked facebook pictures of Chelsy Davy Hacked Facebook Bikini and Fish Pics so I know a bit about her, like that she is a rich kid who dated one of the Prince’s in England, but who is no longer dating him….

So these are pictures of Chelsy Davy demonstrating that if you use your vagina to fuck yourself into Royalty because your rich family just isn’t high enough on the social ladder because Royalty is the top of the fucking charts, over the course of a couple of years before your plan fails and that Royal motherfucker moves onto fresher pussy…..the paparazzi care about who and what you do, where you go and how drunk or high you are…..because I guess they just can’t let go and move on as easily as the Prince can.

Here are those pics, not that I care or anything….I just don’t know what else to do with myself…

Pics via Fame and pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Chelsy Davy|Legs

2009

19

Oct

Amanda Seyfried in Some Gym Clothes of the Day

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Everyone was so excited when this bitch did a sex scene with Megan Fox, like they were going to see two hot chicks making out and they whole thing annoyed me because I thought it was a pretty weak cry for attention. Seriously, every interview with this girl was about her kissing Megan Fox and if she liked it like she was Katy Perry and based on these pics, Seyfried looks just like the lesbian I just saw hopping off her bike in ripped jeans and plain wearing a beanie outside the health food store to buy vegan supplements and a menstrual cup because tampons are so bad for you and your period offers great nutrients for your plans. The kind of lesbian who studies philosophy, enjoys tea and only eats a raw diet or pussy but only if it still has bush, because that’s nature’s fucking way…so I really don’t get what the big deal about this bitch was…but I guess it was good for her career….and here she is in some pretty stupid shorts.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs|Shorts

2009

16

Oct

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

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Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

09

Oct

Kristin Cavallari’s Legs Under the Table of the Day

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I can honestly say that the only thing that this site really offers the world and by world I mean my 1 reader, is that we can satisfy some of our fantasies that would otherwise get us in trouble if we were to satisfy them in public.

You see whenever I go anywhere where a chick is sitting, I get busted trying to stare at them under the table. Whether it’s lookin’ at their legs from across the room, or if I get more daring and strategically drop shit near them so I can sneak a peak, or if I am hoping for a panty flash, I seem to always get busted. Making masturbating to it pretty criminal.

That’s not to say that Krisin Cavallari, who I like to call the Bottom Feeder bottom feeding on a Bottom Feeding show because she couldn’t go legit in her career and had to come crawling back to the shit, is hot. It’s just to say she’s in the right position, like if you were to fuck a girl you walk in on with her pants around her knees and her hands on her ankles begging for your dick in a public bathroom, not that that would ever happen, it was just an example to let you know, if she’s in position, we aren’t too picky, so here is Cavallari in the right position….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Legs

2009

06

Oct

Cheryl Tweedy Showin’ Off Her Gutter Tattoos of the Day

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There’s nothing like bringing some seemingly clean, hot bodied girl you picked up drinking whiskey at the local cowboy bar, after striking up conversation with her about why someone so tight bodied would be in such a piece of shit place, with piece of shit men like yourself, who just want to fuck her ass like it was a piece of fuckin’ warm wet meat while treating her like a piece of fuckin’ shit, to the hourly rate motel down the street from the cowboy bar, where you strip her down in your dark hotel room, ravaging her, grabbing her, licking her and suckin her, sliding your hand up her thigh and feeling her well trimmed muff under some lacy panties before throwin’ her on the bed and licking her from the knee up her inner thigh on your way to that glorious pussy that felt so nice just moments earlier, but noticing this gutter tattoo before you get to your destination distracts you so much making you ask her where she got it risking ruining the moment and having her say “In Prison”, making you scared to ask why, but it reminds you that this bitch is someone you probably want to use a condom with because she’s been around enough to get arrested, making you realize prison tattoos strategically placed on the way to the pussy acts like a warning sign that this pussy may be tainted and for that, we thank Cheryl Tweedy for being so considerate, despite the cold hard truth that we will never get to really maximize it’s purpose since she’s not hanging in ghetto local cowboy bars, she’s all famous and luxurious and shit….but we can jerk off to pics of it.

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy|Legs

2009

01

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

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Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her.

Here are her amazing legs…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr

2009

01

Oct

Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day

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Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Shakira

2009

01

Oct

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

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I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Kristen Bell|Legs

2009

01

Oct

Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

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Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now. Even if she was to get into porn when all this Hills shit expires like it should have done years ago, with her Hills fanbase and celebrity, she still wouldn’t make the kind of money she’s making and her are her overpaid legs, because they are the only thing worth lookin at, even if none of her is really worth lookin at.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth