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2009

18

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Should Murder Suicide her Family of the Day

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This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.

Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…

I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…

If you buy their book – I hate you…

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Posted in:Ass|cleavage|Legs|Stephanie Pratt

2009

17

Nov

Ex-Supermodel and Current Mothers Showing Off 20 Years Later of the Day

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Just because they get naked to shower off their kids’ puke and to have their weekly scheduled sex with their husbands and not to grace the covers of highend fashion magazines, doesn’t mean we have to give up on these sluts we all grew up jerking off to. They were the first wave of supermodels in my life.

I remember 1989 jerking off to Elle Macpherson in Sports Illustrated swimsuit. I remember jerking off to Cindy Crawford when she did Playboy in 1988 and I remember just thinking Claudia Schiffer was hot back before the David Copperfield days.

They probably weren’t innovators, their work probably insignificant, no better than being the bitch on a game show turning letters, or the bitches who work at conventions or conferences promoting products, but they probably think their impact was significant, because otherwise they’d just go out and kill themselves, but instead they are here showing off that genetics played a huge part in getting where they got, since they look fucking amazing and even 20 years later I’d jerk off to them if my dick had the same fate as their looks and didn’t break along the way.

Cindy Crawford and Her Mom Legs

Elle Macpherson Slutty Mom Legs in a Leather Skirt

BONUS – Possible Claudia Schiffer See Thru Dress Pics

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Legs

2009

12

Nov

Mel B Getting Out of a Car of the Day

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I like to hate on Mel B for looking more and more like a man and less and less like the girl in the Spice Girls’ first video with rocking hard nipples, but at the same time, most middle-aged unemployed cunts I know just get fat as fuck and far more disgusting that Mel B who I guess puts some effort in, despite how often she falls short of being hot….and really who the fuck cares, because the real issue at hand is the fact that I am wasting my time writing about this bitch, seriously, why the fuck am I writing about a Spice Girl. It’s not like this is my job, I fucking chose to do this post, and I hate myself for it…seriously…I need to get a job.

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Posted in:Legs|Mel B|Scary Spice

2009

12

Nov

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Leg of the Day

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I am only posting these because I like standing at the bottom of stairs where girls who are dressed trendy in little skirts walk down because a good percentage of the time, you see pussy or at least pussy in panty and shit is almost exciting, even if the pussy or panty covered pussy you see belongs to a fat chick.
I am not posting this because I am a fan of Lauren Conrad or anything MTV and The Hills gave birth to, if anything I wish they got a fucking abortion when pregnant with these ideas, but I can’t control these things, I can just look at this pictures and dream about how these should have ended better, kinda like how I dream Audrina’s career ends better than it started, you know face down in a gutter.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus pictures of Lo Bosworth’s fat lets….

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Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

12

Nov

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

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Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.

That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Legs|Shorts

2009

11

Nov

Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day

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Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk.

The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat….

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Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

11

Nov

Amber Heard’s Slut Legs of the Day

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I am tired of googling this bitch to figure out who she is. I’ve written about her before and I just keep forgetting who she is a solid 3 minutes after shit goes up only to come across average looking pictures of her again that I decide to post, only because I think she’s new to the game and remember that I’ve written about her before. It’s a constant struggle for me to keep up with all these nobodies, and I guess it’s a constant struggle for this bitch to stand out from the rest of the filler cunt in hollywood, and really all she has to do is release a masturbation video, cuz I’ll remember that shit forever, it’s like knowing a bitch’s vagina allows me to catalog her for future reference, but until then, she’s nothing but a face in the crowd….

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Posted in:Amber Heard|Legs|Slut

2009

04

Nov

Bette Midler Leg Show of the Day

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I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….

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Posted in:Bette Midler|Legs

2009

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Takes Her Hepatitis Snowboarding in Malibu of the Day

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Pam Anderson brought was seen snowboarding with her kid in Southern California, because I guess California is obnoxious like that, you know in a “sure we don’t have snow in Malibu, but we do have rich people who can make anything happen here” kind of way, and she did it in a short skirt, that a few unlucky motherfuckers got to experience a hepatitis pussy first fucking hand and as hot or sexy as she once was, and how decent her body may be now when you plug in all factors of her age and addictions, a pussy that even the most seasoned pervert with a sex addiction dying of AIDS, rockin’ advanced stages of Hepatitis, ravaged by herpes on 40% of his body and crazed by syphilis wouldn’t want to touch….but I would….

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Posted in:Hepatitis|Legs|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

26

Oct

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

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Audrina was out showing off her stalky whore legs and everyone danced in excitement and by everyone, I mean no one, because even her biggest fans think she’s a waste of fucking space nobody and her only fans are her parents. That’s why they gave her breast implants, because they figured it may open up some doors for her that otherwise would never open, like a career stripping or high class escorting, cuz they couldn’t support her forever. so technically they don’t even count…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs|Shorts