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Archive for the Lingerie Category

2006

24

Jan

Agent Provocateur Bush Picture of the Day

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I think Agent Provocateur is the hottest lingerie line. The reason is simple. It’s styled from 1920’s burlesque. This shit reminds me of my mom. Back in Mexico in the ’70s, all my mom could afford was used underwear from America, the sexy stuff was from the ’20s and ’30s. She would rock her american panties all day, everyday so it is a fond memory. Well a little more fond than hearing her shove things in her client’s asses, or seeing her get fucked all day everyday, we all need to make a living. I guess the other reason I dig Provocateur is cuz it’s classy and sheer and since I like bush, and I have said that bush is the future of pubic hair styling over and over again. Bald is played out but I think the bikini wax is hype if you are a cheesy chick from the suburbs; the kind of girl who dances on the bar in a “My Boobs Are Real” ironic t-shirt, even though bitch has implants, flashing her g-string that says cutie and shows off her playboy bunny tattoo. But I am done with strippers. I am more into sophisticated bitches who know how to read, who can teach me things, and who have a little bush. This has been the Agent Provocateur Bush Picture of the Day.

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Posted in:Agent Provocateur|Burlesque|Bush|Hot|Lingerie|Pussy|Sexy|Unsorted|Vagina

2006

19

Jan

Hayden Panettiere Lingerie

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I was born a long time before this girl. She’s pretty fresh and illegal, comin in at 16 years old but already a dirty girl. I don’t wanna come off as mr fucking morals, because I prove time and time again that I have no morals, but I do know that if I was this girl’s father, I’d probably encourage her to wear something a little less lingerie-like, something like a turtle neck or something. I am not a father however and I make my step daughters run around the house in American Apparel booty shorts and wife beaters with no bra, but if I was there real dad that would never happen. The question today is where is Hayden’s daddy, did he leave the family, was he arrested like Lohan’s dad, why is she such a broken girl and how long before her sex tape is leaked onto the internet.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lingerie|Unsorted