Miley Cyrus has the weirdest fitness cameltoe going on, I guess girl can’t help but post an image of herself, even a basic selfie to keep her personal Miley Cyrus brand alive when the world is talking about her and her divorce….

She does it while helping her friend Brody Jenner and his non-wife negotiate their The Hills Season 2 contract by giving them some hype, cuz they are all the same connected kids in the same connected scene doing the same connected shit, to amplify their whole connected lives so that they all cash in on their own hype….and I guess she’s also helping that Cody Simpson, who was GIGI HADID’s first boyfriend, cuz these idiots are all connected, because he’s her new boyfriend…cuz when divorce happens at 25, thanks to being some dumb idiot kid who gets married at 23, you’ve got no choice but to fuck everyone she fucking can…

Nothing overly interesting here…but her body looks fit and in a world of that, we like that..and really the younger generation isn’t as fat as the current generation, they are the TikTok kids and seem more fit than you’d expect them to be, they have an internet life to live and must stay hotter than their fat pig moms…you see it all the time…so there is hope for a better tomorrow…at least in terms of less fat chicks, not so much in terms of the general state of humanity, unless you’re like me and eager for an apocalypse / alien invasion…

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Miley Cyrus is at a 3,000 dollar a night hotel that I am sure she didn’t pay for, but if she did, it doesn’t really matter how much it is, thanks to being richer than fucking god from Disney and her coming of age, coming out, amateur porno tour that brought us things like white mainstream girls twerking, and a whole lot of tits out, pussy out, bisexuality…

I don’t know how much the MILEY EMPIRE makes in a year, but I am sure it probably around 3,000 dollars an hour, every hour, of everday in a year, which works out to be something like 30 million a year…and I don’t think it actually matters, what matters is that she’s bringing her confused sexual identity to this wonderful setting to show off her aging ass, and dopey face like you’d expect her to do….

She’s way too tame even with the whole marriage and divorce and lesbian rebound thing….cuz thee only version of MILEY Worth bothering with was the one who played up being a “weirdo” by being as weird as possible which was pretty fucking lame but more interesting than this basic instagram bitch bikini shit…

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Miley Cyrus is now a lesbian, because it almost helps push whatever bullshit agenda she is trying to push whatever agenda she’s trying to push….doing this whole lesbian thing…

I assume the real objective is to add some clout to her “girlfriends” social media accounts, so that her thirsty fame hungry, fame fucker that got fake married to Brody Jenner for attnetion, to closer to a Kardashian, to climb that virtual ladder cuz half nudes weren’t cutting it….because Miley being a dyke, based on her voice, her silly antics, her last tour with all her TUMBLR style nudes, is just trying to find substance in her vain as fuck, lonely, celeb life…

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MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy..

We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that…

We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down…

We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls…

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Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit…

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Miley Cyrus is back on her bullshit, because that is what happens when girls figure out what they are good at, what gets them attention, what gets people looking, and it isn’t that complicated, it is a get naked motherfucker…

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Miley denounced her antics after influencing a bunch of young girls to follow her empowered lead to get half naked on social media…she quit weed, went country, and guess who’s back….TWERKING no less…shaking her ass in a dance cuz that is who she is, that is her core being, that is her marketable skillset, and that’s fucking that….

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Miley Cyrus topless is pretty lame when we’ve all see her labia.

It’s like once you show your labia, you set the bar and you pretty much position yourself to always show your vagina…cuz the tits aren’t good enough alone..

I am a vagina fan though, I think vaginas are great….but most straight bros I know hate staring a pussy…tits and ass bros…pretty queer…

So Miley neeeds to get it the fucking together and figure out her messaging to her audience…..is she a vagina flashing crazy person or some high concept in shit shoots like this….is she country, is she pop, is she a millennial who doesn’t like labels, titles or the limitations of categorization? Who cares – show us the pussy.

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Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

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