MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy..

We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that…

We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down…

We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls…

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Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit…

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Miley Cyrus is back on her bullshit, because that is what happens when girls figure out what they are good at, what gets them attention, what gets people looking, and it isn’t that complicated, it is a get naked motherfucker…

BUT….

Miley denounced her antics after influencing a bunch of young girls to follow her empowered lead to get half naked on social media…she quit weed, went country, and guess who’s back….TWERKING no less…shaking her ass in a dance cuz that is who she is, that is her core being, that is her marketable skillset, and that’s fucking that….

Welcome back one trick trick.

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Miley Cyrus topless is pretty lame when we’ve all see her labia.

It’s like once you show your labia, you set the bar and you pretty much position yourself to always show your vagina…cuz the tits aren’t good enough alone..

I am a vagina fan though, I think vaginas are great….but most straight bros I know hate staring a pussy…tits and ass bros…pretty queer…

So Miley neeeds to get it the fucking together and figure out her messaging to her audience…..is she a vagina flashing crazy person or some high concept in shit shoots like this….is she country, is she pop, is she a millennial who doesn’t like labels, titles or the limitations of categorization? Who cares – show us the pussy.

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Here’s a good old fashioned Miley Cyrus butt shot like she had just “quit” Disney and wanted to turn her “Hanna Montana” image upside down at the advice of here team that is 20 people deep..these earners and media manipulators don’t just “Happen”- they are made.

They packaged her like an edgy girl of her generation and because of that we have seen her cunt.

She got married and tried to do Country for a bit, realizing no one cared unless she was doing the Miley and now she’s back..ass out…creating sexy clickbait for attention…because it works.

Not only does she like being jerked off to, she likes the number of likes it gets….or the attention it gets…it is obviously a thrill.

Clearly, she is in the process of a divorce and putting herself back out there like an insecure girl would do…

No one told her modesty is the hottest, because this generation thinks showing people you pulling out a used tampon is compelling content and I guess it is…but the fact that it’s been normalized to all girls this age…is mental…yet fun for old perverts….

Which reminds me – when people say “If I was young now, I’d have a field day, in my high school only one girl fucked”….but the truth is at 50 years old…we have it better than 50 year old of other generations cuz EVERY 18 year old is doing this smut shit…I love it.

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Miley is back to being ghetto again….

It’s not really ghetto cuz she’s a vanilla ice cream, disney mainstream, poptart bullshit that has zero fucking edges…

But it’s her rendition of ghetto, that gets the likes, as all the suburban white people are into that shit, they think it makes them more interesting…but really they lack any sort of vibe and bore the fuck out of everyone…except when they do naked / nude / slutty things…in which case we all ignore how lame, try hard, cheesy, it is and say “look, Miley is twerking like it was 2013 again….6 years later…not much better that she was when she first culture vultured the shit”…but still worth watching!

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Miley Cyrus is a scam…and this is from her new video…

I just wrote that Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit from the people at Disney…who are also evil masterminds…so it’s not really authentic, it’s all a bullshit act…that we accept because she gets naked…and we are glad she did it…cuz mainstream girls who would otherwise not get naked are now getting naked….

It unfortunately makes Miley think she’s more important than she is. Like some kind of leader, or god, or inspiration to a cause, when we know she’s just an entitled rich kid…

I don’t know why she decided to shut down her first naked all the time novelty act, where she attempted to be as wild and shocking as ever, back when she decided to focus on Country…which lasted a year…..

Only to be back…with the same bullshit, trying to be a voice, or leader in the support women, be empowered, love your fat body, get naked, support all women, believe all women…narrative that gets views and hits…because the people of the internet like to collect all the things wrong in the world, all that is unfair so they can all sit on how slighted they are and complain about it….nuts.

Anyway, she’s got Maxi Pads and Latex suits. So edgy.

Here is the best shot in the video..

Here is the video..

Here is Miley flashing her tits..

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Miley Cyrus is a solid cocktease…and here she is cockteasing….even though she’s not the worst cocktease, seeing as we’ve seen her vagina multiple times..nice girl…who figured out sex sells, especially when you’re a Disney Kid from a very famous show many perverts watch….it was the cable TV days…

Miley understands what the kids are up to, the exposing of their life, the most intimate moments, because they don’t care about privacy, grew up on porn, and documenting their most intimate moments and body gets more likes, since we are all a bunch of masturbating perverts…the people in the pics and the people looking at the pics…all perverts like a bunch of fucking primates with lip fillers…RIP HURAMBE….

Miley is them, speaks to them, represents them….all to make money off them…

POINT BEING…

Miley is pretending to masturbate, by actually masturbating, to demonstrate her excitement like a retard at the public pool, it’s all to be silly and generate hype, and it worked…and instagram won’t delete her smut….making it the latest in Free cam sites!!

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