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2006

06

Feb

Paris Hilton Nipple Slip at Ultimate Fighting Championships

I am drunk and Paris Hilton showed her nipple at the UFC. I hate UFC, because watching people beat each other down hard disgusts me. It’s not because I am a pussy, it’s cuz violence is for retarded people and I don’t hate retards, my first girlfriend was actually a retard. We used to take long walks in the park, only I was the only one walking, she was too busy smackin’ rocks together in the sandbox. I am drunk and feeling nostalgic, fuck you.

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2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt’s Nipple

15 Comments »

For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

Posted in:Boob|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Nipple|Unsorted

2006

03

Feb

Desperately Seeking Love Hewitt's Nipple

No Comments »

For as long as I can remember, people have wanted to see these tits. I don’t think this officially counts as seein the nipple, but whatever, desperate losers everywhere have been taking screenshots from movies, just hoping, one day, they will see a slip, or something. I guess this is the closest thing, but too bad it’s a shadow. I once had a dog named shadow, he was very loyal and would wake me up my licking my feet. I felt so guilty when I had to kill him and eat him, but it was him or me, and we were in Mexico, that kind of thing isn’t frowned upon. I wonder if anyone actually reads my posts….

Posted in:Boob|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Nipple|Unsorted

2006

24

Jan

Alexis Dziena See Through

13 Comments »

She is 21, and we can see her nipples. She’s on a show called Invasion. I have never seen invasion. I don’t own a TV. Her name is retarded, but I can see her nipples, so that is good enough for me. My new love is small tits with large nipples. I am still sick from ski country and I am not hear to entertain you. The small tits with large nipples are here for that.

2006

24

Jan

Topanga’s Nipple

1 Comment »

I know her real name isn’t Topanga, but I am too lazy to look into it. She’s one of those useless cunt of an actor who only had one recognizable job, and in her case it was playing Topanga on boy meets world. I guess these pics aren’t as interesting as the bitch from Family Matters who did porn and then Oprah, but this is TGIF at it’s best. I know my see through pics, and bikini pics, and nipple slips are getting boring, but if you had a dick that didn’t work – you’d understand why I look deeper and deeper hoping one day to find a pic that works our for me, if you know what I mean. These topanga pics aren’t the ones cuz she’s fat and her nipples aim to the ground and I never wanted to fuck her when she was on TV. So I guess, I will just keep lookin’.

2006

24

Jan

Topanga's Nipple

1 Comment »

I know her real name isn’t Topanga, but I am too lazy to look into it. She’s one of those useless cunt of an actor who only had one recognizable job, and in her case it was playing Topanga on boy meets world. I guess these pics aren’t as interesting as the bitch from Family Matters who did porn and then Oprah, but this is TGIF at it’s best. I know my see through pics, and bikini pics, and nipple slips are getting boring, but if you had a dick that didn’t work – you’d understand why I look deeper and deeper hoping one day to find a pic that works our for me, if you know what I mean. These topanga pics aren’t the ones cuz she’s fat and her nipples aim to the ground and I never wanted to fuck her when she was on TV. So I guess, I will just keep lookin’.