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2007

14

Nov

I am – Vanessa Minnillo’s Ass Shopping of the Day

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I got a thing for watching useless d-list celebrities shopping, mainly because it reminds me that a lot of people who suck at life are doing a lot better than I am, and that is the kind of re-affirmation I need to continue hating myself.

While leaving the bar last night, I ended up seeing one really hot chick and her ugly friend walking down the other side of the street with bikes in one hand and the front tire in the other. I have a thing for girls who steal bikes , that shit is like porn to me, so I decided to run up to them and see what the deal was, hoping I’d have a better outcome than the last time.

The hot girl was decent with me and joking around about how they stole bikes, but her friend went fucking crazy on me for being english. She was telling me how fat and ugly I am and how I lack culture because I don’t speak their fuckin’ language. She went on about how French is Montreal and how I have no business being there, so when I asked it that meant she wouldn’t let me watch her masturbate she fuckin’ lost it and tried to have a fight with me. I was fucking wasted and felt like punching a bitch in the face woulda made for a good end to my night, so I tried to convince her to hit me first, but she just got in her cab, with her stolen bikes and drove out of my life.

Reality is, I don’t hit girls but I woulda used to opportunity to just tried to wrestle her to the ground and start makin’ out with her, because fighting with girls is embarrassing, because I know she would have won.

Speaking of winning, it looks like Nick Lachey didn’t win the lottery with this slut after spending a couple years slammin’ Jessica Simpson, this is a step down, but she’s still better lookin’ than I am and even if that isn’t saying much, it’s sayin’ something…like I’d still watch her touch her toes, over and over and over….


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Posted in:Ass|Nipple|Shopping|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Minnillo

2007

13

Nov

I am – Sarah Harding Nipple Slip from Yesterday of the Day

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So being the shitty blogger that I am, I posted all these pictures of a useless slut named Sarah Harding from some useless UK Spice Girls rip off called Girls Aloud yesterday and I didn’t post the nipple slip. Consider this a maintenance post for a guy who isn’t too good at fixing things I’ve fucked up because I’d be spending my entire day backtracking because I suck at life, but at least I am making the effort right now by bringing it to you now, because you like nipples in pictures since you can’t get nipples in life. Cuddles.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

31

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Christina Aguilera’s See Through Pregnancy Nipples Dress of the Day

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So we all know that Christina Aguilera is pregnant and we all know that her husband isn’t the best looking dude in the world, because he kinda reminds us of the kid who had no friends growing up. The funny thing about the kid with no friends growing up was just a little socially awkward and funny looking, but all that alone time and rejection lead him to learn some kind of skill, That skill was making enough money doing whatever the fuck he does to get in circles where girls like Christina Aguilera hangs out for long enough to pull his dick out and blow her away with what’s gotta be some kind of heavy machinery, because this slut looks like a size queen….so here he is knocking some popstar up when every girl who ever turned him down or laughed at him is sitting in her shitty home in the shitty town they are from looking at her shitty husband who was the highschool hero but now can barely make enough money to pay for their shitty car, listening to Augilera songs while cooking their shitty dinner with food they bought with coupons, knowing the whole time that life coulda been a lot better for her, had she not been such a superficial fucking cunt. I guess karma is a bitch.

Unfortunately, you’re the socially awkward kid everyone avoided because you smell and you have no skills that will ever take you to places popstars hang out and if you were there you wouldn’t be able to impress her with your huge penis you’d just probably make her laugh or run away, something you’re used to by now…but thanks to these pictures you don’t need to get into any celebrity high profile circle to make out this bitches tits she’s doing all the work for us….in a few months these fuckers are going to have a baby dominating them, so enjoy it while they last….


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Christina Aguilera's See Through Pregnancy Nipples Dress of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

So we all know that Christina Aguilera is pregnant and we all know that her husband isn’t the best looking dude in the world, because he kinda reminds us of the kid who had no friends growing up. The funny thing about the kid with no friends growing up was just a little socially awkward and funny looking, but all that alone time and rejection lead him to learn some kind of skill, That skill was making enough money doing whatever the fuck he does to get in circles where girls like Christina Aguilera hangs out for long enough to pull his dick out and blow her away with what’s gotta be some kind of heavy machinery, because this slut looks like a size queen….so here he is knocking some popstar up when every girl who ever turned him down or laughed at him is sitting in her shitty home in the shitty town they are from looking at her shitty husband who was the highschool hero but now can barely make enough money to pay for their shitty car, listening to Augilera songs while cooking their shitty dinner with food they bought with coupons, knowing the whole time that life coulda been a lot better for her, had she not been such a superficial fucking cunt. I guess karma is a bitch.

Unfortunately, you’re the socially awkward kid everyone avoided because you smell and you have no skills that will ever take you to places popstars hang out and if you were there you wouldn’t be able to impress her with your huge penis you’d just probably make her laugh or run away, something you’re used to by now…but thanks to these pictures you don’t need to get into any celebrity high profile circle to make out this bitches tits she’s doing all the work for us….in a few months these fuckers are going to have a baby dominating them, so enjoy it while they last….


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Posted in:Breasts|Christina Aguilera|cleavage|Nipple|Pregnant|See Through|Tits|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – Bianca Gacoigne Bikini Nipple Pictures of the Day

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I have posted about this bitch before. She’s pretty much a nobody. Her mom was married to a UK footballer and she ended up on some reality show where she got drunk and slutted out and since then she has been on a quest to be the biggest whore out there but she’s doing a pretty bad fucking job proven by the fact that her fake tits suck and she’s wearing a bikini….if she was a real whore there’d be a dick in her mouth or something similar like maybe a vagina….

Either way, I got punched in the face yesterday. I wasn’t too surprised considering I tend to say pretty funny things to people randomly that they always seem to take offense to. This time it was because I was walking down the street and heard a baby crying really fucking loud. I looked up ahead and saw a mother in her van and they where black and she was trying to calm the baby down. I turn to a guy standing about 10 feet away from them and think this is a perfect opportunity to drop a harmless racist joke. So I say “you know what the baby is crying right?” and the guy says “why” and I say “Cuz it just found out it was black”…..seriously a totally harmless joke but it turns out that he was the father of the kid and doesn’t like black jokes since he’s all United Nations and marries black women and has black babies….I am not a racist, but based on this guys reaction for thinking I am one, I don’t suggest you be one either.

That is today’s life lesson, now look at this Bianca Gascoigne bitch in a bikini and realize that I’d bang her even if she was black because I don’t discriminate, I only do it sometimes for the sake of jokes….

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2007

29

Aug

I am – Nicole Schrezinger’s Nipple in Her Music Video of the Day

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When looking for shit to post today – I came across this picture of Nicole Schrezinger’s barely there nipple in her video and this funny post alongside:

If you think it’s photoshopped, download the video. Skip through the frames at around 3:31.

It reminded me of what I assume the 5 of you are like. You rent movies because they have a nudity warning and when that nude scene hits you pause the shit and when the DVD was invented you got fucking excited because of the zoom feature allowing you to focus right in on the nipple or ass on the screen. You are the kind of guy who saves every bikini, topless, nipple slip, upskirt picture you can find of celebrities and even have a folder on your hard drive called “Celebrity Porn” where you have each picture cataloged by date it hit the internet. When you meet up with your other virgin friends, you all talk about girls and what sex would be like and which celebrity you would marry if you ever met them, assuming that they’d totally see past your lameness and just on your dick, because I guess that’s what fantasies are for and when you’re done trading your notes on what movies and what timecode in the movie the best nude/ hard nipple/ tight pant/ short skirt scene hits, you’re at the comic book store wondering what it would be like to fuck a cartoon. You are weird, you are a collector, you like videogames and you are my only fan.

I’d like to thank you for that with this Nicole Schrezinger Nipple at frames that start at 3:31 in her video…You’re welcome for making your day today an easier one…..Cuddles.


Download the Video – Whatever U Like featuring TI – If You Want It.
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2007

29

Aug

I am – Nicole Schrezinger's Nipple in Her Music Video of the Day

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When looking for shit to post today – I came across this picture of Nicole Schrezinger’s barely there nipple in her video and this funny post alongside:

If you think it’s photoshopped, download the video. Skip through the frames at around 3:31.

It reminded me of what I assume the 5 of you are like. You rent movies because they have a nudity warning and when that nude scene hits you pause the shit and when the DVD was invented you got fucking excited because of the zoom feature allowing you to focus right in on the nipple or ass on the screen. You are the kind of guy who saves every bikini, topless, nipple slip, upskirt picture you can find of celebrities and even have a folder on your hard drive called “Celebrity Porn” where you have each picture cataloged by date it hit the internet. When you meet up with your other virgin friends, you all talk about girls and what sex would be like and which celebrity you would marry if you ever met them, assuming that they’d totally see past your lameness and just on your dick, because I guess that’s what fantasies are for and when you’re done trading your notes on what movies and what timecode in the movie the best nude/ hard nipple/ tight pant/ short skirt scene hits, you’re at the comic book store wondering what it would be like to fuck a cartoon. You are weird, you are a collector, you like videogames and you are my only fan.

I’d like to thank you for that with this Nicole Schrezinger Nipple at frames that start at 3:31 in her video…You’re welcome for making your day today an easier one…..Cuddles.


Download the Video – Whatever U Like featuring TI – If You Want It.
GO

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2007

11

Jul

I am – Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Bai Ling is one of those people I don’t really understand…she’s been around longer than this site has and I still have no fucking idea what she does. She gets invited to events, has nipple slips and she was in Playboy and here she is having another nipple slip at the ESPY awards, which are for sports and I hate sports but I like nipples so I will post them.

I was talking to a cab driver I met while smoking a cigar at the taxi stand the other day and it was hot out. Every girl who walked by us was half naked and this Iranian dude was freaking the fuck out. He said that every year girls where less and less clothes. He said that it’s dangerous. Automatically assuming that he meant that he wanted to rape girls, I felt a little uncomfortable but he made it clear that he thought it was dangerous because it will cause accidents on the road and not in the back alley. I asked him how often he looks in his rearview mirror to look up girl’s skirts and he blew off the question because I guess he is a professional but I could tell by the glimmer in his eye and the way he smiled hat he did and that he has seen more pantyless pussies in the last year than he has in his career.

Either way, here’s Bai Ling’s Nipple. She’s like the Asian Paris Hilton and her nipples are bigger than your dick…and I know if you had you’re way you’d love for her to fuck you in the ass with it and although that may not make you gay, you’re still a fucking Homo to me, now touch your toes sweetheart.

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