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Archive for the Nipple Category

2008

12

May

Bai Ling’s Tits on the Beach of the Day

The good news about Bai Ling is that despite having little to do with her time, she still manages to find a way to show the world her huge dark nipples. I have never really had the experience of getting with a girl who has nipples like this and that’s probably a good thing because I know that any bitch packing a mini dick on her tits would use that shit to to prison rape me every time I cheat on them in hopes of getting with a nipple that is less like suckin’ a dick and more like being with a chick.

I realize that every other site that talks about her nipples are saying the same thing about her, but there’s really only so much you can say about a girl who manages to show her nipples more than any other person all while no one knows who the fuck she is or what she has done or is doing. It’s like every time she shows up to an event and finds herself not on the list because no one knows who she is, she manages to get in because the people working the door know they have seen her nipples on the internet and that must mean she’s someone and that her name not being on the list is just some kind of mistake.

Either way, if I like how despite having something she should probably be insecure about, like someone with 3 nipples who won’t take her shirt off in public or or someone with a retardedly large testicle who won’t have sex with girls becuase of embarrassment, Bai Ling still manages to bust that shit out like she doesn’t give a fuck about it, I think it could be a language barrier.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Beach|Bikini|Nipple

2008

12

May

Jennifer Aniston is in the Pool with John Mayer of the Day

John Mayer is the sloppy second predator. He finds these recently broken hearted girls who are down on their luck when it comes to love and feel like shit about themselves, making them an easy target to bed. He is the rebound king, but probably doesn’t play basketball, because he spent most of his youth playing the piano instead like some kind of homo, a homo who no girls around him would have sex with cuz he was the loser music class all star and apparently that didn’t go as far as being captain of the school sports team.

The good news for him is that in his time alone he realized that to get over one guy a girl gets under the first guy that comes her way and as long as he is the first guy she gets under, he gets all the rewards of her previous sex-life with her longterm relationship she is just trying to get over. So he treats them all special and makes them laugh knowing that it probably won’t take up more than 6 weeks of his time and in those 6 weeks will get unprotected sex, anal sex and all the other things the last guy had to work hard to get the slut to do, all without any work because the girl he is dealing with is trying to get back at the last dude.

I know that Jennifer Aniston’s last long term relationship was 3 kids ago, but she’s still raging on the inside and you can tell by how hard her nipples are for her stand-in cock, until Brad Pitt realizes that leaving her was the biggest mistake of his life and comes crawling back to her, which probably will never happen, but does happen in her mind everyday as she plays out that fantasy over and over.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston|John Mayer|Nipple

2008

02

May

Bai Ling’s Nipple on Crank That Soulja Boy of the Day

Shit, I just posted that I don’t give a fuck about the Crank 2 movie that Amy Smart is in, but I had no idea that shit was as high profile of a film as it is, and now that I know that Bai Ling is also in it, I am going have to backtrack and say that there is no way I will miss this cinematic work of genius. The truth is that I missed the first Crank movie but based on historical movies, it must have been fuckin’ amazing to warrant a sequel.

Seeing Bai Ling’s nipple may be boring to some of you, because bitch has been in Playboy and it seems her tit falls out of her shirt every time she leaves her house but what you aren’t acknowledging is that she’s this enigma of a person. I have no idea where she’s from, what she does and it looks like she has no idea where she is or how she got there either but yet she always manages to be there and like most Chinese chicks looks like she’s 12 despite being in her 60s and having post pregnancy cow utter nipples. I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is that this bitch is Crankin’ That for Crank 2 and this could really be her breakout role and by breakout I mean the only one she’s been casted for.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Nipple

2008

02

May

Amy Smart’s Nipple and Ass on the Set of Her Shitty Movie of the Day

I wish I card about seeing a nobody acturess in her booty short underwear and having her tit fall out of her shirt on the set of some shitty movie, but the truth is that I am not 14, my computer has access to tons of porn and for as little as 5 dollars a day, I can see stripper tit or convince local sluts to re-enact this shit for me in exchange for some booze. I don’t give a fuck about Amy Smart and she could be getting fucked up the ass and cum farting all over a dude’s face and I still wouldn’t give a fuck about Amy Smart, but you like her and that’s enough reason for me to post this.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple

2008

18

Apr

Zoe Kravitz in Some See Through Shirt of the Day

This is Zoe Kravitz in a see through shirt. She’s Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter and she probably as no problem getting let into all the exclusive parties, the one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t getting any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and that means she has lots of money that can be used to buy me things.

The good news is that from my experience all rich girls are sluts and love to fuck, maybe it’s cuz daddy was out making money on the road all their lives or maybe it’s cuz they can afford to buy anything they want and the only thing they get pleasure out of is cocaine, liquor and fucking. The other good news is that despite being inter-racially mixed, she managed to still be born with nipples, because I heard that when you breed different species of dogs weird shit happens to them, like six toes or weird skin diseases and figure it’s the same thing for humans, so when you get with one, you never know what surprises are to come.

Speaking of cum, this is the kind of girl you’ll want to cum in because she comes with benefits, like supporting your ass and getting you into all the Lenny Kravitz concerts your heart desires because he’s your baby granddaddy and you’re into lesbian music.

Posted in:Nipple|See Through|Zoe Kravitz

2008

17

Apr

Jodie Marsh Nipple Busting Out of her Slut Shirt of the Day

Jodie Marsh is some UK slag who has stupid big tits. I am about as attracted to her as I am to a plastic bag full of broken glass, which isn’t saying much because I am into abusing my penis when it doesn’t pull through for me just to make sure it still feels pain.

I hate trashy sluts who dress half naked, who have fake hair, tits and a bad make-up and try to trick us into thinking they are down to fuck, but the second you get them home they don’t put out because they are already spent from all the male attention they got that night and they just want to unwind from all that in front of an old movie with a glass of wine.

Things are never what they seem. The girls who look like pornstars or strippers are usually the ones who only do it to get ahead and don’t actually like giving head because it’s too much work and work isn’t something they do and part of the reason they are dressing the way they do. They could dress normal and get no attention because they are not hot, but that doesn’t pay the bills or they can make themselves look like a whore and distract men from their ugliness and get money and easy jobs like posing topless thrown their way.

Getting naked or being a slut is pretty much the easiest thing a girl can do to make money, guys are always dumb enough to feed into that shit but the thing about these sluts is that they never actually give up their pussy because they are lazy and that requires actual work, something they hate and the whole reason they use their body to get ahead.

My prediction is that bitch is the worst fuck out there and if you’re lookin’ for a good time, go for the girl who thinks she has no sex appeal, not one who bases her life on her sex appeal, because the one who doesn’t will overcompensate and show you a good time and that’s really all we’re interested in. Only virgins who aren’t getting pussy and married men who hate their pussy care about jerking off to Glamor Models, the rest of us just want a girl who likes suckin’ dick.

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Nipple|Tits

2008

28

Mar

Sienna Miller See Through Dress of the Day

I like Sienna Miller and I am not sure why. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s stuck in some kind of time warp and doesn’t realize that she’s not a hippie trying to protest the war while running through a wildflower field in her expensive designer hippie clothes and unwashed hair while liberally using her nipple for change, or maybe it’s because I know she’s some kind of party girl who probably takes it up the ass because she’s not anal in the bad way. Either way, I am hungover and this shit is peaceful to me, but then again, any girl in a see-through dress is therapy for the life I’m livin.

Posted in:Nipple|See Through|Sienna Miller

2008

18

Mar

Cheryl Tweedy Cole’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Girls Aloud are a useless Spice Girls tribute act from the UK, in the event you didn’t already know, but I have a feeling your bedroom wall is plastered with posters you got out of your Teen Dream magazine subscription because you’re creepy like that. The only one really worth a round is Cheryl Tweedy Cole and she is out at some party having a useless nipple slip and her nipples are all taped up, the same kind of fashion tip the whole group should be using on their mouths every time they get on stage because lets face it, they just aren’t that good.

If they really wanted to sell more tickets and hit up a broader audience, they should consider changing their stage show to one with more masturbation and fucking on stage. Pop stars are hypocrites, they act all conservative and wholesome when doing their jobs performing on stage, but the second you let them out on their own, they’re flashing cunt, doing drugs and most importantly shooting sex tapes….I feel like all the candy-coated lies should stop and they should give the public more of what we expect out of them, because we all know they’re just a bunch of sluts who must have sucked some serious dick to get where they are today and I think we deserve to get in on it in exchange for buying their music….

BONUS: Sarah Harding and Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud Dyking Out Because They Are a Team….a Drunk LesbianTeam….hopefully practicing for a brighter future….

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy Cole|Nipple|Slip

2008

15

Feb

Meagan Good’s Got Gooder Cleavage Than Me of the Day

Meagan Good is busting out of her dress at some NCAAP event that was held on Valentine’s Day. I don’t know if any of you remember but back when I was called a racist, I donated $5 to the NCAAP so I like to think I contributed to this event and helped make it possible. That’s why I am pretty offended that I wasn’t invited to attend. Sure I’m not black and don’t really do anything for black people but I gave them my money and that’s more support than they’ve ever given me. So who’s the fucking racist now NCAAP…..I guess that means I have no choice but to start a war on the NCAAP, but will probably end up shot in a drive by shooting or some shit.

I’m going to turn on some Hip Hop and stare at these pictures of Meagan Good’s tits while pretending that I got her knocked up and refused to allow my name on the birth certificate like I was Eddy Murphy so that it doesn’t come an bite me in the ass or wallet, because that’s what having illegitimate babies is all about when you live in the projects. Gangsta.

Posted in:cleavage|Meagan Good|Nipple

2008

14

Feb

Amy Smart has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Amy Smart is stupid.

Be my Valentine.

Thanks.

Posted in:Amy Smart|Nipple|Slip