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2008

Sep

Traci Bingham’s Showing Some Nipple of the Day

Traci Bingham showed up to an event in her neighbor’s daughter’s figure skating costume and it was a huge hit and by huge hit, I mean no one noticed her amongst the real celebrities who were there, and kinda just let her in because she is black and they didn’t want to get accused of being racists for asking for ID. It’s like they figured she made it that far, she must be someone, maybe she’s Whitney Houston or Beyonce…just let her in. So to secure her presence, she figured that she might as well pull out her tit because that’s really all people acknowledge her for anyway….and here are the pictures….

On a side note, I was talking to a black friend of mine the other day and he told me that black people love Grilled Cheese sandwiches. I didn’t know that but now you do.

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2008

Sep

Pink’s Nipple Tape at the VMAs of the Day

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I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..

You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.

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2008

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip Brawl of the Day

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Lily Allen doesn’t like bras but she does like brawls.

Here she is coming out of a club drunk with her nipple floppin every which way, not because it’s looking for a baby to feed because it’s still got remnants of the sour milk from her short lived pregnancy, but because she doesn’t give a fuck if the world sees her tits because she’s given up.

It’s like this woman I knew who tried so hard to have a baby for years and years and who ended up killing herself because of the emptiness she felt. Near the end of her life, it was pretty obvious she had given up, not only was she doing tons of drugs, but she was also walking around her apartment complex naked, and one day even went grocery shopping in her undewear, unshowered and was taken to the psych ward, that didn’t do a whole lot of good for her, because when she got home she ended it all.

The truth is that all that was crazy, but not nearly as crazy as her toilet that was filled with blood and fetus from her last miscarriage that she refused to flush and would sleep next to at night calling it Charlie the name she intended to give it while screaming and crying. It was a fuckin’ horror show, but she’s in a better place now with all those dead babies.

Unfortunately for Lily Allen, she’s not in a better place, she’s just falling apart, self-medicating and fighting, I hope the girl on the receiving end realizes that she’s dealing with a muderer, it’s one of those never fight someone you don’t know cuz they may have a weapon situations, only in this case Lily Allen’s uterus is her weapon, shit kills babies and that’s pretty fucking psycho. Either way, here’s her nipple.

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2008

Aug

Meagan Good’s Got Good See Through Dresses of the Day

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Meagan Good is always showing off tit, she’s good at it and I have never taken the the time to find out who she is and that’s not going to change today. Now before you drop the race card, thinking I don’t have enough time for black nobodies because I don’t think of them as human but more of a species of apes, realize that if I was a racist, I wouldn’t even be posting these pictures of her and if I was, I’d draw a banana on them or some shit trying to be funny, when in fact I don’t find that funny at all, I find it massively offensive and to even accuse me of something like that says a lot about the kind of person you are….

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2008

Aug

Eva Longoria Has a Nipple of the Day

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Sure Eva Longoria looks like a fuckin’ rat, but she’s Mexican and seeing Mexican girls slut themselves out really makes me feel like they are taking away all the work I have done to give Mexicans a good name in the world. It’s like when Feminists talk about girls like Lohan and Paris Hilton taking away from all the hard work women have done in the world to get equal pay, respect and the right to vote, while these sluts go around discounting their work by being counter-productive as they show the world their pussies and fuck random men to get ahead and have a good time, while teaching young girls that it’s right to let me eat you out, but making feminsts mad that they’re doing it, except I think Lohan and Hilton are doing good and I think Eva Longoria in her see through shirt is just embarrassing and reminds me of my cousins, mothers and neighbors who worked hard to get her the right to be an American and who probably even helped her parents jump the border, giving her the opportunity to be who she is and she just takes away everything they have done by not wearing a bra for a little attention like a little common fuckin’ whore.

Speaking Lohan, at least I was at the beginning of this post, I got word of the hotel Sam Ronson was staying at and decided it would be funny to leave a sex toy for her to use at the front desk. I don’t know if she was actually staying there, but I wrapped up this free toy a company sent me that was shaped like a hand, something I thought wouldn’t offend her since it wasn’t penis shaped and I wrote a note that read

Samantha,

I heard you were in town and figured that you are probably lonely this and let’s hope this will come in “handy”, get it, since it’s shaped like a hand about to diddle…anyway, I’m more of a one-finger kind of guy, this two finger number will do you wonders. Don’t worry it has never been used, unless my wife snuck in and used it when I wasn’t lookin, in that case you may notice some green shit that should wash off easy and a smell of horse piss and death that will probably take a few hours soaking in bleach to get rid of, but in any case I’ll be broken up if you don’t use this on Lohan.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstefather.com

Here’s Eva Longoria, her rat face and her little nipple cheapening the Mexican race a little more everyday.

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2008

Aug

Kate Moss’ Ass Crack and Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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I once knew a drug addicted whore, actually I’ve known a lot of crackwhores, I’ve even dated crackwhores who I didn’t know were actual whores, but would come home to catch her sucking random cock behind my back for money and I’d let her stick around because I was actually squatting in her shitty apartment and I had no where else to go, but that’s really got nothing to do with this post of Kate Moss’ ass.

When I look at it I am reminded of this cokehead I knew who would never shit because she was on this diet coke and cocaine diet. She hardly ate actual food, but obviously had to sometimes to stay alive and about once a month she would take these nasty fucking shits that made my wife’s shit look like a fuckin’ delicious chocolate birthday cake. After partying, she’d sneak off to the bathroom and would be in there for about an hour and within 5 minutes a nasty fuckin’ smell that you could taste would pollute the living room I would be sitting in. It was like a mix of chemicals and death and no matter how hot this bitch was, I just couldn’t bring myself to eat her out knowing the mess that was inside her.

I guess it’s pretty relevant to be talking about shit for such a shitty fucking post, now look at some pictures of Kate Moss on a boat, showing some tit and ass, as she likes to do because she just doesn’t give a fuck because she’s like a modern day hippie, who everyone has already seen naked and who doesn’t mind being naked and that’s something I respect in a woman, except when not giving a fuck means not showering and gaining 60 to 100 pounds in 6 years of marriage.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kate Moss|Nipple

2008

Jul

Amy Winehouse and Her Star of David of the Day

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Here is Amy Winehouse showing the world that she’s Jewish by rockin’ a Star of David, I figured that she already did a good job letting us all know that she was Jewish by walking around with her droopy, big nosed, Jewish Face.

I think its a little too late for Amy Winehouse to get in touch with her Jewish roots for salvation, because from what I’ve been told, being Jewish is really only good for making money, and getting blowjobs in summer camp and the only thing it is going to do for her is give her a couple extra months, and only if some kind of Jewish guilt cloud hangs over her head making her stop using drugs, but the damage is done and I hear crack has more pull than Moses or whoever the fuck the Jews see as their God, and she’s pretty much already going to hell, even though Jews don’t have a hell, so at this point it’ll do as much for her as that time I rocked a Mercedes hood ornament around my neck in hopes of making chicks thing I had so much money that I didn’t mind ripping off my hood ornaments, cuz I’d just buy myself a new one, which wasn’t very much good, because it didn’t work as magically as I hoped it would.

The good news is that she’s showing some nipple, and nipple, even on a crackhead is still nipple, so enjoy.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Nipple|Star of David

2008

Jun

Bridget the Midget Flashes Some Tit of the Day

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I am not so well versed in porn as people think I am, I constantly get people coming up to me and asking me or telling me about amazing porn movies they’ve seen or pornstars of the moment that they want to fuck, because they know I am a sleazy motherfucker who is on the computer all day, but the truth is that I know pretty much nothing about porn. I know even less about fetish porn, because fetish shit just freaks me the fuck out, especially when those fetishes involve midgets.

So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits, is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I’ve heard of her and I think she’s pretty fucking smart. Not only does becoming a pornstar mean she’s going to get laid when she otherwise wouldn’t because finding dudes to fuck midgets is fuckin’ harder than you think because no dude wants to admit they want to fuck midgets and no midget has the self confidence to offer up sex for fear of further rejection even though the truth is when given a pussy all dudes will throw down and now this midget with her very small vagina despite all the abuse is making money, getting laid and totally using what was given to her instead of sitting in an office job crying about how life wronged her.

Here she is flashing her tits, because she knows being a novelty isn’t all that bad.

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2008

May

Angie Everhart See Through Shirt of the Day

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I was asked to remove the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures that hit last year because they are her personal pics and belong to her, I don’t want a lawsuit so I took them down, but I do like having fun with lawyers/legal aids who email me because I don’t think they have any idea what they are dealing with. This was my response to their BORING formal email and legal letters that basically told me to take the shit down or go to court lawbreakin’ man.

OMG – I totally LOVE Vanessa Hudgens. Does she know my website exists? Did she specifically ask you to go after me? Please say yes! That’s amazing!!! I can die happy now and if I do, I will request they play one of the High School Musical songs at my funeral to honor this GLORIOUS day.

Out of curiosity, If you were to pursue legal action against me – would that mean I’d get to meet Vanessa Hudgens in court in person, and would we get the chance to see her in various states of undress to prove these images are in-fact her?! That would be awesome, a dream come true.

Truth is, I am a huge fan and have removed the images but would love an autographed photo of her if you can get around to it, preferably the photo you are asking me to remove from my site, I figure it’s only fair since I masturbated to it so many times!!!

PS – John I know this is you playing a sick trick on me because you know how much I love Vanessa Hudgens, you out did yourself with the fake legal documents and fake email though, it looks really legit, I believed it for a second. You totally got me, you bastard. I wonder what else you have up your cooky sleeve you prankster.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Either way, I guess none of that bullshit really matters and it’s probably not as funny as I thought it was, so I am going to post Angie Everhart in a see through shirt because seeing old timer model nipples not be as exciting as getting lawyers letters from Vanessa Hudgens trying to do damage control for being a slut, but they are better than nothing.

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2008

May

Jessica Simpson Has One Hard Nipple in a White Dress of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Nothing says I am a loser like posting pictures of Jessica Simpson because one of her nipples is hard. I guess stealing 5 dollars out of my wife’s purse to buy myself a luxurious coffee from Starbucks to pretend I was am a baller for a group of high school girls was probably up there but at least I had the satisfaction of having them call me a fuckin’ pervert as I pointed to my drink and said – I picked this baby up for $5 baby, just imagine all the things I could buy you if I can be this irresponsible with my money by blowin it on iced coffee drinks. If I had known the outcome wouldn’t lead to positive self-esteem boosting attention I was hoping for, I would have just a 40 instead, it never lets me down. I guess girls today just aren’t as easily impressed as they used to be, I blame the media and Paris Hilton for giving them this distorted perception of the value of a dollar as they live their designer jeans, designer coffee, materialistic lives. There was a time you’d get a blowjob for buying a bitch an ice cream cone for 50 cents, not it’s all about gourmet dinners and bottles of champagne. Thanks MTV for ruining it for the poor man….

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