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2009

09

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Tit Falls Out on the Runway of the Day

Pamela Anderson was using her celebrity for Vivienne Westwood’s fashion show as one of the models. Sure, Pam Anderson’s got no real business being a model since she’s old, thick and washed the fuck up, but Vivienne Westwood launched her career making clothes for the Sex Pistols, who like Pam Anderson, were their fair share battered, so maybe this is just some kind of tribute.

I am happy she brought out her big fake tits, and her nipple that looks like it’s hanging on for its fucking life after being removed and reapplied on so many fucking times throughout its life, that it doesn’t look like it used to, maybe because of the scaring or lack of blood supply or possibly because its not actually her nipple anymore but some kind of suction-cup prostethic she’s taped the fuck on and none of that matters, because I’d rather see Pam Anderson’s shitty tits on the runway, than some skinny, awkward, tall, freakish 14 year old immigrant monster and here are the pics.

2009

18

Feb

Paris Hilton and her See Through Dress of the Day

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I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now she’s slowly getting into her old ways and by old I mean actually old, she’s 28 and this shit’s just gonna start lookin’ pathetic after a while, oh wait, it already does.

My main issue with Paris is trying to figure out who the fuck told her she was hot, sexy, or whatever the fuck they told her to make her act this way. She looks like a bird and girls like her are the type who slip the cool guys their numbers at the bar, but leave alone or with some bottom feeding fat guy, only to get booty called by the cool guy if he doesn’t land anything better, all while acting like god’s gift to the fucking world, when clearly they are shit.

But what I think doesn’t matter, I just want to see real tits, I’ve had enough of this computer see through shit. Maybe I’ll get off my ass soon.

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2009

17

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger and Her Nipple Slip of the Day

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So Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls let her big brown nipple out for some air because I guess it was suffocating under her dress, or maybe because the shit stain is so fucking big it’s almost impossible to keep it covered up and letting the world see it is a small trade off for the cleavage that sells her records….I am not one of those people who hates on brown nipples or even brown vaginas, I only find that shit disgusting on white chicks, because you gotta do some serious damage to get a brown pussy, like using a log of frozen dog feces as a dildo or someshit.

Either way, this Scherzinger whore’s good to go, unfortunately it’s not as funny as a massive clit slip, but I’d settle for massive nipple slip, because ultimately, I don’t care and I’m just posting this for you.

Here’s the video of the performance last week….

Posted in:Niceole Scherzinger|Nipple|Slip

2009

02

Feb

Some Model Named Cheyenne Tozzi’s Nipple in Her Bikini of the Day

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Girls are my thing, not because they give me the time of day, but because I can look at them in bikinis and imagine the things I would do to them. If you’re on my facebook, you know that just because I think like a rapist, doesn’t mean I am a rapist.

Speaking of rape, this girl dated Brandon Davis, and despite assuming that piece of rich trash is only capable of getting pussy through rape, he seems to find dumb enough status whores trying to climb the ladder from other countries who assume he’s a bigger deal than he is and and sacrifice their vaginas to the cause to advance their career.

But the good news for any girl he gets with is that they don’t actually have to get turned on for him, because we all know that’s virtually impossible because he is repulsive. His dick is self-lubricating like his hair making him capable of entering even the driest pussy without them realizing it, I am talking desert sand try pussy in any position, this sneaky motherfucker can pull off.

Here are a whole lot of pictures of her tits and hot body in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheyenne Tozzi|Nipple

2009

20

Jan

Marisa Miller and Her Nipple in a BIkini of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted, which you’re not. It’s because I am at the Obama Inauguration and it’s hard to find an internet cafe. I was personally approached by his people to cover the event on this site because we are a reputable news source for a solid dozen people. In case you were wondering, I wasn’t at the Obama Inauguration, I was sleeping. I figure all Americans would be watching this shit so why bother trying to compete. Obama is the biggest thing since the real Jesus and I figure I’ll let him have his time. I am over this whole Obama fad. It bores me. It is repetitive. I get it he brings you all hope and following him is like a fucking cult, but the dude is pretty positive, he does bring hope to all you suffering motherfuckers, but I’d rather see the miracles he talks about that hear him talk about them. Sure he’s been president for a solid 15 minutes now, but this classy, respectful motherfucker who even hugged George Bush, who I feel bad for, dude got a pretty shitty deal the people booed him despite having voted for him, hypocrites, maybe they should be booing their motherfucking selves. Anyway, this Obama motherfucker best get to work. First job should be to arrest that poet that came up after him to clear the fuckin’ room.

Speaking of getting to work, here’s Marisa Miller doing the whole Victoria’s Secret photoshoot thing, gettin’ paid motherfuckers.

Here are some more Marisa Miller bikini pictures….because you like her….

Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller|Nipple

2008

21

Nov

Annalynne McCord’s Got a Bikini Nipple Slip of the Day

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Some fake Annalynne McCord added me to facebook today. I tried to get to talking to her, but she just ignored me. So if the fake Annalynne is that much of a cunt, I can’t only assume the real one is even more of a cunt. You know, the kind of girl who thought she was pretty in highschool, but no one else did because of her lanky little body and big stupid hair, , but she showed all of us. She made it in Hollywood, if you consider a gig on Nip/Tuck and 90210 really making it, which I don’t. But at least she is skinny. Sure she’s got a clown face, small ass and small tits that remind me of a childhood dream I once had, of me in an open field with a herd of wild horses running my way, a trickling brook to my left and the sun shining down on me all while fucking my childhood best friend, who was a guy. It caused some issues I would have brought up in therapy, but could never afford that bullshit.

Either way, here she is in a bikini with her tit poppin’ out, that’s what happens when bras or bikinis in your size don’t exist, because you’re chest classifies you as a dude….if you know what I mean….which you do since it happens to you every time you put a condom on….

Bonus – Here she is simulating a blowjob

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Nipple

2008

11

Nov

Brittny Gastineau Has the Lamest Nip Slip of the Day

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She’s some socialite or whatever the fuck you call rich tacky whores who go to events to flaunt their shit because they are rich tacky whores and have nothing better to do and she’s showing off her tits as best as she can….If you have your really desperate to see nipple glasses on, the ones that double as your reading glasses and seeing far distance glasses because you are flawed, you can see some of her nipple, which is pretty tame for a rich tacky whore, you’d expect her to at least flash her underwear in hopes of having people talk about her, you know get some of the attention her daddy never gave her back….

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage|Nipple

2008

03

Nov

Pixie Geldof’s 18 Year Old Pierced Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know if you know who the Geldof’s are, but I know a bit about them. I know that Bob Geldof is the father of this piece of work, he is a rocker who does charity events like Live Aid in the 80s and Live 8 last year, who is clearly lived the rockstar life with his wife and the mother of this piece of work who died of a drug overdose. She has a sister named Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Drummey Geldof, at least that’s the crazy name they have for her in Wikipedia, giving me an idea on how these fuck-ups were raised. She has been a scandelous socialite party girl in the UK for a while, has had a reality TV show or two and lives in the USA now. She is always on the cover of the tabloids and people seem to give a fuck about this bitch, like Americans care about Paris Hilton, and the whole lot of them are totally dysfunctional, drug using, exhibitionists and when the 18 year old sister Pixie follows her disturbing ways by showing off her titty ring, I am not complaining, it’s more interesting than watching rich girls go to the country club for a game of tennis with their royal boyfriends, or sitting on the sidelines of a Polo match in their summer hats sipping tea. This is the new generation of money fuckin’ up kids and I like to keep tabs, at least I do today, because self destruction because you are bored since you have everything, is more fun than self destruction when you are hurting because you have nothin’.

Think about that while I try to pull myself together and get some posts worth reading up, it’s been the challenge of the last 4 years and I still haven’t got to that level, but maybe I will, so I expect you to keep coming back, like I expect Pixie and Peaches to die of drug overdoses.

Posted in:Nipple|Pixie Geldof

2008

15

Oct

Jennifer Aniston’s Desperate Nipple Cries For a Baby To Suck It of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Jennifer Aniston’s nipple is still acting up and not accepting the fact that it will never have a baby of it’s own to feed an is doing everything it can to escape her shirt and find one of her own. I guess the real fear people have about all this is that her expired maternal clock tit is going to take over her rational thought and leave her running around the streets, malls and coffee shop grabbing other people’s babies and shoving her dried up, dusty tit in their mouth, only to upset a lot of people and end up institutionalized. I guess what it all comes down to is that it’s times like these that Jennifer Aniston really regrets having those abortions when she was younger, because she didn’t want motherhood to get in the way of her career….if only you could turn back time Aniston….you know if only you knew what you know now, when you were younger, you know hindsight is 20/20….I don’t know what I’m doing. I need a fucking nap.

Posted in:Desperate|Jennifer Aniston|Nipple

2008

06

Oct

Salma Hayek’s Nipple on German TV of the Day

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Salma Hayek was on German TV recently, lost a bet with someone and had to come out in some traditional German outfit because I guess the German’s take Cocktober fest seriously. The other thing they take seriously is mass genocide to create a superior aryan race, but I guess 60 years is long enough to forget those small little cultural details and appreciate Hayek’s tits while listening to such a romantic sounding language that makes part of me want to watch German scat porn before raping and gas chambering a bunch of Jews and the other part of me take a nice warm bath relaxing to the sounds of Wagner or Ramstein . Such a docile people.

Either way, they did good today by tricking Hayek into this outfit. Enjoy.

Posted in:Germany|Nipple|Salma Hayek

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