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2007

01

Jun

I am – Nicole Richie Still Has Nipples of the Day

I hate Nicole Richie. Mainly because she’s a rude little whore who loves ripping into people but when people turn on her she becomes this hypersensitive twat. I am basing my Nicole Richie opinion on the one text messages she sent me where she called me a looser…reality is no matter how loose I am…I am sure I am not quite as loose as her anorexic dancing hips. Slut.

I heard that she was pregnant because she had a little pot belly action in some pics but I don’t think anorexic addicts can get pregnant, they actually lose their periods. I think she just hadn’t taken a shit that week, or maybe bitch went and got her monthly abortion, it is the best for of birth control in a place no one where condoms….

Point of the post is that she’s got some oversized glasses and some erect nipples to distract you from her rat face, more proof that the loss of 2 of her friends to the law has her made her a little more considerate to humanity. I wrote about this already. I never said I wasn’t repetitive.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

28

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nipples on the Set of her Movie of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller pictures from the set of her new movie that I am too lazy to look up because I just woke up and it’s already almost 1 and that’s pretty fucking lazy of me.

Speaking of lazy, I’ve been having this issue all week where I get some kind of flashback of what I think is a memory of mine that I want to write about and by the time it comes to writing it down I completely forget everything about it. I don’t remember what it is about or who it involves or why I was so into sharing it with the world and by world I mean you. So while I try to re-group and you try to recover for your drinking binge for your fallen soldiers and your soldiers who fought for your freedom and risked their lives for your freedom and died for your freedom….

I just don’t fully grasp this whole fighting for freedom concept, I know it is what the USA is built on, but part of me just thinks it’s a marketing ploy to keep you all hungry, patriotic and ready to kill anyone who stands in your way. I do know that a lot of other countries who don’t brag about their freedom are a lot more free the the USA, so to me it’s a lot like overcompensation, tell them what we want them to hear and repetition, like if you tell them they are free enough they will believe it. My wife used to do that with me constantly. She’d tell me how amazing our marriage was, over and fucking over again, until eventually I started to believe that the hell I was living wasn’t as great as so made me believe mainly because bitch broke my penis.

I don’t mean to shit on your country. I’ve lived in the USA. I like the USA. I like Americans. You are American. I was just making an observation on this glorious memorial day. I hope it doesn’t offend you as much as I know it probably will, because it’s a day off work, a time to celebrate, even Sienna Miller’s tits came out to play today…That’s gotta mean something…

Point of the story is that I have no idea what I am talking about, I am just talking, it happens.

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2007

21

May

I am – Posh Spice Has a Huge Hard Nipple of the Day

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Victoria Beckham has really big nipples and since I am a pervert I figure I should post them. I once knew a girl with inverted nipples and that shit freaked me out. The whole time I was banging her, I dreamt about real nipples like this and I think that bitch tarnished me for life, making me drawn to this kind of thing, but that doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that I met a girl this weekend who I told I wasn’t interested in meeting because I don’t like knowing people and she told me that we had met before about 5 years ago and I made fun of her shoes. She remembered me from 2002 and has hated me since so I learned a little lesson about consequences and how one drunken night can change a person’s opinion of you and make them hold a grudge against you for many fucking years.l I saw that movie with Adam Sandler, where the dude from highschool was putting on lipstick plotting against those who wronged him and I always thought that I was that guy. It turns out that I was completely wrong, like Beckham’s plastic surgeon who accidentally put a penis up on her tits, but that doesn’t mean you should be a dick to people, because I think your legacy should be a nice one. People should remember you as the guy who everyone liked and not the guy who ripped everyone a new assholes. The point of the story is that you want to be Posh Spice’s nipples before the surgery, you don’t want to be the bi-product that people like me get off to. There’s a lesson in everything. Just call me the professor….

To see Posh Spice Covering Her Nipples With Pasties
GO

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand’s Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand's Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

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2006

24

Jan

Alexis Dziena See Through

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She is 21, and we can see her nipples. She’s on a show called Invasion. I have never seen invasion. I don’t own a TV. Her name is retarded, but I can see her nipples, so that is good enough for me. My new love is small tits with large nipples. I am still sick from ski country and I am not hear to entertain you. The small tits with large nipples are here for that.