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2007

05

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Wet Nipples of the Day

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I just got in a fight with a homeless bitch in a wheel chair, she wanted money for a hot dog and some dude offered her 10 dollars to see her walk. She didn’t go through with it because either she was actually handicapped or she didn’t want to fuck up her lie that made her a lot more than 10 dollars. She wasn’t really nice when asking for money, and kinda barked in our faces and shit while following us down the street I tried to get my friend to get a blowjob from her. I would have paid because I am sure it would have been cheap but he pussied out because of the rash on her face.

Hilary Duff kinda reminds me of the wheelchair homeless woman, not because they looked the same, the homeless chick was toothless and fat, when Hilary is horse-headed and skinny but because they are both shitty actors and here she is on set rockin’ some bikini and flaunting her hard nipples while wet. Which should be exciting for you, because hard nipples let you imagine what her naked tit looks like and that helps you draw your series of Hilary Duff Nudes you’ve been working on since she was 15. Weirdo.


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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse’s Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Amy Winehouse's Pink Box of the Day

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Amy Winehouse is hot. I don’t think she looks so bad for a heroin addict who’s about to die because of her addiction. Sure she’s got a fucking disgusting face, but that’s just the Jewish face, tons of girl I know have the same droopy shit going down and they aren’t addicted to drugs, it’s just genetics that’s why Jewish guys go for non-Jews and their money convinces the non-Jews to convert for them, because the Rich Jewish life is a better one than the poor hot French Chick life.

Winehouse is rockin’ a great set of tits on such a small frame which is so hard to come by on an addict, usually the tits are the first to go, so it’s nice to see but not as nice as seeign that she’s a cheap date and likes McDonalds and she carries her own pink boxes around with her even though she’s famous. Making me believe that you could impress her on your budget so instead of dreaming about the hotter more expensive pussy, we gotta go for pussy that’s in our budget.

Sure I’ve seen better pussy crawl out of the gutter, but they weren’t dressed this well and they weren’t that good at singing, when they fucked they sounded like a camel giving birth, not that I know what a camel giving birth sounds like, but I like to pretend I am a Zoologist sometimes, it was a childhood dream.

Most importantly I constantly get refused link partners and advertisers because I post nipples on my site, I’m glad that Winehouse posts tits on her body in the form of prison tattoos like she’s a fuckin’ sailor rolling into port to slam all our hookers and land syphilis, it’s like me and Winehouse are fighting this fight together, because I believe most people have nipples so posting them isn’t porn but the advertisers I reach out to don’t seem to get it, and unfortunately either does Amy, cuz she’s too high to care…and focused on her next hit.

Point of all this is to say, is that if I was as addictive as heroin, I’d be in a much better place, so fuck you heroin for showing me up all the time but I think the real issue is that there’s no way she wasn’t molested or beaten as a kid, cuz she’s got some major fucking issues….I’ll miss her when she’s gone.

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures With Nipples…
Amy Winehouse’s Bra
Amy Winehouse’s Dirty Underwear
Amy Winehouse Short Shorts

Posted in:Addiction|Amy Winehouse|cleavage|Heroin|Nipples|Tattoos|Tits|Unsorted

2007

19

Sep

I am – Dane Cook Sex Scene from Good Luck Chuck of the Day


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I hate Dane Cook. I don’t find him funny and I used to be offended that this fucker was famous and making money for being such a fucking asshole and not the good kind of asshole that makes you laugh, but the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face.

In this clip he’s banging some topless chick with his shirt on. We all know that he’s not actually banging her but the ending is pretty good because I just keep thinking about how I wish that actually happened to this cocksucker on one of his college tours. He’s the kind of guy who looks like he’s never been beaten up and the best way to make an asshole shut up is to get your big scary gay friend to rape him. Nothing ruins a man’s with a stupid sense of humor’s jokes than violating him.

I used to know this one dude who was always an asshole who would get drunk with us. He was a rich kid who thought he was invincible. We couldn’t ever calm him down, he’d just spit on people, throw his drink on people, dance with people’s girlfriends and seriously stir up shit when he shouldn’t have. We were constantly backin’ him up when people would turn on him and he never got more than a push and always walked away the bigger man. We all would talk about how he needed to get beat up because would be the best thing for him to learn there are some people you shouldn’t fuck with.

He ended up getting arrested for some stupid shit he did while drunk that involved taking a baseball bat to parked cars in the parking garage of his building that was under video camera surveillance and spent some time in some maximum security prison because it was considered a serious offense and because he had a shitty lawyer. I assume that they took his trust fund ass virginity when he was inside for those 6 months because when dude came out he never started drunken shit, he was always nice to be around and always bowed down to people bigger than him, when in the past he woulda got in there face. When I’d look into his eye, I knew that something broke him on the inside and that something was some biker’s dick who was in for murder.

So here’s the Dane Cook video that I like to believe is a real situation because this fucker needs to be put inline.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Lohan's Rehab Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lohan’s tits with hard nipples as she hangs out with other rich kids on coke who are probably in rehab with her coming off their own rich kid drugs of choice all while wearing skinny jeans and being hipper than any of you, which isn’t saying much because you’re a loser.

I remember when I first got into middle school, I got hooked on this one chick in my class who had tits, when the rest of the girls didn’t. I am talking real woman tits, with big real woman nipples that were always hard, we’d call it “Nip-On” because I was always fucking cool and when all the other girls were just in training bra’s trying to hide their “budding bee stings” which I am sure is a hot concept to you, but that is why you shouldn’t be a gym teacher.

Either way, we used to try to follow her around and tease her and shit because we wanted her to feel insecure about these tits she couldn’t hide so that she would end up letting one of us suck them, but the plan backfired and she just strapped down, covered up and I don’t think we saw cleavage or hard nipples out of her ever again.

Lucky for us, Lohan’s life will lead us to seeing her completely naked one day and the fact that I care enough to write about her hard nipples like a loser whose never seen hard nipples and who is so fascinated with hard nipples because girls don’t talk to him, when in reality I am the coolest motherfucker I know and I am just bad at marketing myself.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Lohan’s Rehab Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lohan’s tits with hard nipples as she hangs out with other rich kids on coke who are probably in rehab with her coming off their own rich kid drugs of choice all while wearing skinny jeans and being hipper than any of you, which isn’t saying much because you’re a loser.

I remember when I first got into middle school, I got hooked on this one chick in my class who had tits, when the rest of the girls didn’t. I am talking real woman tits, with big real woman nipples that were always hard, we’d call it “Nip-On” because I was always fucking cool and when all the other girls were just in training bra’s trying to hide their “budding bee stings” which I am sure is a hot concept to you, but that is why you shouldn’t be a gym teacher.

Either way, we used to try to follow her around and tease her and shit because we wanted her to feel insecure about these tits she couldn’t hide so that she would end up letting one of us suck them, but the plan backfired and she just strapped down, covered up and I don’t think we saw cleavage or hard nipples out of her ever again.

Lucky for us, Lohan’s life will lead us to seeing her completely naked one day and the fact that I care enough to write about her hard nipples like a loser whose never seen hard nipples and who is so fascinated with hard nipples because girls don’t talk to him, when in reality I am the coolest motherfucker I know and I am just bad at marketing myself.


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson's Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s erect nipples because you haven’t seen enough of her tits in her life. She’s like the old porno mag you keep hidden in your closet from when you were 15 that you still take out on special occasions because there’s this one picture that used to drive you nuts when then and you couldn’t let it go, it’s kinda like the closest thing you have to a girlfriend so I understand.

I used to have this fat, ugly, semi-retarded girl who I’d keep on the back burner for a bunch of years. Whenever I needed a good blowjob, I’d reach out to her and she was always willing. She was probably the girl I should have married, but she was far too ugly for me, but the blowjobs were good and sometimes when alone and sad and detoxing a blowjob from a fat chick with an eating disorder was what you needed, it was like she thought it was some kind of chocolate bar or some shit and she didn’t mind when I didn’t shower for weeks because she said it smelled like Salami and she fucking loved Salami.

Here are those Jessica Simpson nipples….to remind you that she’s the celebrity we want to see naked…none of this Vanessa Hudgens naked shit…which by the way are real and throw my theory that all young girls wax their vaginas. (yes that was me trying to do SEO because I figure why the fuck not, everyone else does it and I am tired of being the coolest blog that no one reads…cuddles)


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2007

06

Sep

I am – Rachel Ray and Megan Good See Through Shirts of the Day

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So there’s nothing better than girls who don’t wear bras. I was walking down the street today and saw some bitch who thought she was on the set of Sex in the City, walking her dog in some kind of tube top party dress that exposed a lot of tit and the part that was covered was tight enough and thin enough for me to pretty much see her whole fucking tit. She wasn’t that hot, but the fact that she went in public that slutty without realizing she was being slutty made me happy.

I don’t know who Megan Good is, but she has amazing tits and I am glad she’s showing the to the world. I can’t really say the same thing for Rachel Ray because I know who she is and I don’t find anything worth talking about her, not ever the fact that she has more nipple than tit and that she’s built like the pile of dog shit I almost stepped on last night when drunk, but thank got I got my shit to together, a feeling anyone who has ever fucked her can’t really relate to…..

Here are the hot pics of Megan Good’s See Through Tits..

Here are the not hot pics of Rachel Ray, because to all thing good, we need a little to balance out the bad….and that’s what makes this post so emotionally stable. Cuddles


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Hangs with Rick Solomon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson’s nipples hanging out with Rick Solomon. At first I thought that they were in some Meet People with Herpes support group to meet people with herpes so that you don’t have to deal with the stigma of telling the girl you’ve been banging for 2 months that you have herpes leading her to freak the fuck out on you….but then I realized that Pam Anderson is like Rick Solomon’s business mentor. She is his Tony Robbins. She is the person who lead him to a life of videotaping the sluts he bangs in hopes they one day become a commodity…so that he can make huge fucking money off it and give the girl involved even more fame, more jobs and her own reality TV show all for taking one load on her tits and being able to dress like a complete asshole in public since the world’s already seen your cock…. If only life was that simple.


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