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2007

05

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere Pumpin' Gas of the Day

Someone keeps buzzing my door and I am not answering it. I have come to the realization that people don’t like me and potentially could want me dead so I just lock myself up in this place until I run out of food. The flaw in this plan is that I live with my wife and she likes to eat and I already caught her eating our last can of beans and I’ve only been in lock down for 15 minutes.

Either way, I know that you don’t care about my insanity and paranoia, but based on the hate mail I get daily, you’d probably understand it. Before I decided to go into lock down, I was out getting a coffee and this tiny girl was wearing some cleavage exposing shirt and her nipples were hanging out every time she moved. She was probably just about 5 foot and had all the same proportions as a tall chick, like long legs for her body and all that shit, but she was just in a smaller package, kinda like my penis, because at one time it looked it just doesn’t live up to the measurement test, but that’s not the point, the point is that Hayden Panettiere is also about 5 foot tall but not proportionate at all, unless you’re comparing her to a tank in which case, she probably is. Here she is pumping her own gas, I guess they didn’t get the pics of her changing her tires and the oil while building a shed in her backyard, cuz that’s just the kind of dude she is.

Bonus – Some Hayden Nipple Action Leaving the Gym

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen's Bikini Ass of the Day

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I like skinny chicks and I know that pisses off fat chicks, but it’s just the way it is. My theory is that I am fat enough for the two of us or maybe even fat enough for four of us and what it really comes down to is that the thought of two fat people banging disgusts me. I have been with fat girls and my vaginal penis just couldn’t make it’s way into all the right places, our stomachs or her fat ass kept getting in the fucking way, so god knows why the fuck I married a fat chick, because I hate them so fuckin’ much, but I guess I was lonely and found it comforting to have someone pay my rent for me.

Now here is the sequel to yesterday’s Gisele bikini pictures, where we get a solid look at her small, tight ass, and it may not make black people or white people who pretend to be black people excited, it works for me because bitch is skinny and that’s kinda my thing and as a follow up to yesterday’s question about whether she had a dick or not, it looks like she’s got some vagina definition, so either she’s legit or she’s just good at tucking things in and taping them down.

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Gisele’s Bikini Pictures from Yesterday

Gisele’s Mountain Bikini Thong
Adriana Lima at the Airport

2007

22

Oct

I am – Some Old Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Tits of the Day

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This woman tried to sue me for defamation, even though my site is satirical and I mock everyone…

I know the no names are most likely the ones to sue…It happened with Victoria Silvstedt…it happened with so many others before her…it’s just not high profile enough for me to bother fighting it……and by not high profile enough – I mean – who the hell is she? I’m probably the only person who has ever posted on her…and she found me by googling herself….she should be paying me for this exposure….Idiots.

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2007

18

Oct

I am – Uma Thurman See Through Dress Picture of the Day

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So Uma Thurman was at some fashion event and decided to show up in some see through dress and you’re not complaining because it’s been a while since you’ve seen a nipple in the flesh, and this is almost the next best thing, but not really because you are still sitting at home alone in front of your computer, crying on the inside.

I am just teasing man, I don’t want you to kill yourself, but I do know a few people who should probably kill themselves and one of them was this dude I saw the other day having a fucking fit because a dude let his dog piss on his grass. The guy came out of his house screaming and started throwing fists at the dude with the dog and I just stood about 10 feet away watching and laughing because I like watching problems unfold before me, like I am watching TV, even though it was real life. I also went to a bar the other day and wanted to know how much the tequila was, and the bitch just looked at me like I wasn’t even in the fucking place so I moved in on her and asked her if she could speak or if she was just a mute bitch because I could tell she was stupid but didn’t realize she was that stupid, she wasn’t impressed so I moved onto 2 fat chicks who were dancing and asked if they were professionally trained, because that’s my pick up line, feel free to use it. They were doing the running man and had about as much rhythm as my dick coming in and out of erection, which isn’t very much. Either way, they tried to snob me out so I decided to introduce every fucking dude who walked into the place to them like they were famous until they got their boyfriends and friends to come after me and get physical, but not Olivia Newton John physical, I’m talking trying to rough me up….

Either way, here’s Uma Thurman’s tits in a dress that is fashionable to me because it’s see through and I am still waiting for all clothes to be see through. I know you like her because she was Kill Bill and that shit’s as close as movies get to being a comic book and you relate well to comic books.

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Posted in:Nipples|See Through|Tits|Uma Thurman|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff with some erect nipples in a stupid Jewish Outfit of the day, only she took some kind of slutty twist on it with some slutty tights under her slutty dress, but I am all about sluts because all girls are sluts and I am into vagina, so it works for me.

I realize that I am a little too abrasive when it comes to sluts because girls don’t like that I think they are all sluts. I was in the coffee shop talking to some gay dude about how all chicks love cocaine because they are insecure and it makes them feel good about themselves and that’s the same reason why they like male attention, because it’s some kind of empowering shit that makes them feel like they are worth something. So I start going off on this rant and this old feminist bitch next to me who is listening to me go off, gets up and in my face and starts yelling at me about how disgusting I am and how I am a woman hater. I told her that it’s the opposite, I actually love women and love the fact that they are sluts because otherwise I’d have nothing to jerk off to or on. Then I asked if her if she was into anal and she stormed off. I guess she tried it once and it hurt too much and hasn’t been able to get over that pain. Slut.

Here are those pictures of Hilary’s hard nipples, I love that she is trying to cover those fuckers up with whatever that Stuff by Duff in her hand is, like she doesn’t want us all lookin at her tits, even though I know deep down inside she loves the attention.

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2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.

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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.

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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham’s Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.

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2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham's Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.

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