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2012
19
Jun
Octomom’s Masturbation Porn Uncensored Pics of the Day
Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..
If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….
Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..
All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…
Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….
2012
18
Jun
Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day
Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….
I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….
For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….
If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…
Posted in:NSFW|Shia LeBeouf|Videos
2012
18
Jun
Rita Ora Shitty Nipple Slip of the Day
RITA ORA is some relatively new, young, chubby pop tart everyone is giving tons of attention to, at least in Europe, who I have POSTED ON A FEW TIMES BEFORE …..
She’s being pegged as the next Rihanna, she’s 21, and the hip hop world is fucking loving her, probably cuz they are black and love a fat white ass that is down to use them to social climb…cuz a girl who uses a motherfucker, is usually willing to get used in order to complete her using….it’s an amazing perpetual circle that always ends with orgasms and/or tears….
She’s apparently opening for Coldplay on their summer tour, so you’ll be seeing more of her, and as of today, you can say that you know what that girl’s nipple looks like, in color, shape and size, everytime you do….thannks to her costume and more importantly her not using pasties like some cock tease whore who didn’t have to suck dick to get where she is today….something Rita Ora is not.
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2012
18
Jun
Samantha Gradoville Nipples in her Bathing Suit for July’s Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day
All I know about this Samantha Gradoville model is that she’s American….a locally grown tall as fuck, perky titty bitch, who is willing to get naked for fashion, or at least for her career as a model in the fashion world because it pays fucking well and offers a lot of fucking perks from fans and perverts sucking up to her all day, to money, to traveling the world 5 star status, on private jets all to be the face for a brand….pretty fucking genius….cuz all she has to do is show up and have pics taken of her and to make that dream come true…all she has to do is show a little nipple in Harper’s Bazaar UK….hoping it will propel her to the next step…and any girl willing to show her tits to get ahread…from a Girls Gone Wild flash to strippers to this…is a girl who’s professionalism I can appreciate…..
That said, I’ve Posted Her Topless in Numero About a Year and a Half Ago
Now here are her bikini perky nipple pics….
Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Samantha Gradoville
2012
15
Jun
Eniko Mihalik Hot in Her Bikini Showing Tit for Vogue Italia of the Day
Eniko Mihalik is a great model cuz she shows her fucking tits….
Here she is in a shoot for Vogue Italia shot by Miles Aldridge, the brother of Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret fame and some other model who will remain nameless cuz she’s ditched me as a friend on facebook and life the second she got a modeling contract, bitch…
Earlier this week, some TERRY RICHARDSON STUDI SNAP SHOT NUDES OF HER DROPPED …..and now this…titties for fashion twice in one week…that’s some good ratio….some eager to be famous and willing to do what it takes to get there including getting naked cuz she doesn’t want to be shiped back to Hungary like a cabbage eating Magyar…the kind of work ethic ethnic I love…..
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos
2012
15
Jun
Xenia Deli Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day
Xenia Deli is some hot as fuck ridiculously hot as fuck amazingly hot as fuck model who pretty much came out of no where, but who has an awesome name, that I can imagine comes from some war torn country…..and she’s doing this model thing big…..getting naked for fashion from all ankles…positioning herself in a way that she’ll become the next big thing…I’m talking bigger than Kate Upton, cover of SI, working for Victoria’s Secret…not being used to her willing to get naked potential…but making serious fucking bank….look out for this one, them titties are going places…
Posted in:NSFW|Photos|Xenia Deli
2012
15
Jun
Candice Swanepoel Naked in Muse of the Day
Yesterday – Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her naked ass on twitter….it was from some magazine…and it turned out to be better than expected, because bitch is naked in it, and seeing her naked, reminds me why I hate average girls and fat girls….all bald with her high HIV risk pussy strategically hidden….spectacular…partially because she doesn’t have to get naked in the first place….she makes money without getting naked, she just figures she might as well show it off proper and I’m glad….Africans have such a good work ethic.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW|Photos
2012
14
Jun
Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day
We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK.
I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks…
Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease….
She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….
Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|NSFW|Videos
2012
12
Jun
Eniko Mihalik Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day
Eniko Mihalik is a pretty popular model….and Terry Richardson has a really good thing going….where he gets paid to shoot popular models for boring magazines…only to pull some after hours shit with them for his personal use that always involves them naked….see cuz he’s a top photographer, they’d be crazy not to agree to get naked for him, it could ruin their career at least that’s what he wants them to think, so they keep getting naked for him and I dig it….good hustle…
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos
2012
12
Jun
Lauren Buys Titties for Fashion of the Day
Lauren Buys is an amazing South African model…..and I love South African models…There is just something that is perfect about all of them….except maybe for the High Aids rate that they statistically are working against….but that aren’ really working against shit…cuz they look so good you’d fuck them raw dog without a condom just hoping they stick to you the rest of your life….even if it is shorter….plus AIDS isn’t a real issue if you’re in North America…it is just population control created by the governement….something pussy like this endorses or at least makes me want to get involved in…balls deep.
Either way, here she is getting naked for an obscure fashion site….
Posted in:Lauren Buys|NSFW|Photos