Tan lines are a magical reminder of vacations to the beach…or I guess summer in general…only when I get out there and end up with a tanline because reclusive hermits who don’t leave their house tend to catch on fire the second they are exposed to the sun….THIS IS NOT A SCREEN WHY IS THERE LIGHT COMING FROM IT….and why does it BURN MY SKIN….is this what getting vitamin D feels like?

I know that the suns been marketed as some cancer causing UV filled monster, but I figure you should take your chances, especially if you want a tan line, because tan lines are hot….

I would assume that the artificial tanners that people are spraying themselves down with to achieve that whole tan line effect is probably a lot worse for a motherfucker than the actual sun…you know since it’s chemicals…but I’m no scientist and I don’t care how the tan line happens so long as it happens cuz it HIGHLIGHTS the good parts!

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Tanline Thursdays is a nice day to remind yourself two things….

1 – Tanlines are hot – they highlight the good parts…

2 – Tanlines aren’t just for summer, so be happy that girls realize tanlines are hot – they highlight the good parts and have created a sideline anti-sun industry to give them the illusion of a tanline…without leaving the house and laying out half naked for hours trying to get those sun rays and fresh air….that’d be crazy….

So here are some tanlines for the tanline fetishists….which should be everyone!

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I know that in Canada they will not allow people to board a plane without a vaccine, since it is federally regulated and they are very into pushing these vaccines on people…

I saw someone write something like “Even if the death rate of COVID was 90 percent, I would not want the government enforcing lockdowns, curfews and what medicine people should inject into themselves”….and I agree with that…who the fuck are these rich fucks who don’t care about any of us to tell us how to fucking live while they follow their own rules and laugh at us….not to mention there’s no SCIENCE to back up what they are saying…but OK…

So there may not be a great opportunity going into the winter for Canadians to get natural tanlines, winter is coming and that’s not prime time to tan….plus they are telling people in Australia to not go out into the sun so even if it was prime time to tan…they’d probably try to stop you from getting that vitamin D.

But the good news is that where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a slut, there is a tanline just around the fucking corner, and with that tanline comes highlighted good body parts and I’m into that…so without the sun, in our captivity, where girls are being encouraged to produce porn instead of find real work, will have to get those bootleg, grey market, underground railroad, speakeasy spray tans…cuz the TANLINE will live as long as sluts do.

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As winter approaches and these impending lockdowns are upon us because all the politicians are either brainwashed, programmed, bought, AI ROBOTS, no longer human…or being controlled through the 5G cuz they got the vaccine to get those nanoparticles up in their brains….but that’s just conspiracies…even though conspiracies have been fact 6 or less months after they come out…you fools..

But yeah, as winter approaches, vaccine passports get more aggressive, everyone becomes vaccine dependent to survive if they don’t die, while the unvaccinated end up in camps or killed off by variants that they’ve created…because the government fucking LOVES these lockdowns, in Canada, our fearless soulless groomed and evil leader who was a gym teacher or a drama teacher…has already warned us of what is coming…LOCKDOWNS FOREVER…LOCKDOWNS FOR THE CLIMATE….LOCKDOWNS….

So tanlines may or may not really be a thing, since no one will be allowed outside, and girls will have to create secret cells, like the underground railroad to get to their spray tanner….I mean they’ll need it for their social media….I mean assuming they don’t have a filter for that…since NOTHING we see on screens is fucking real…

That doesn’t mean tanlines are the hottest natural highlighter of the good parts…

It just means…tanlines as we know them may be under attack…

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I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian who is about to go into the horrible winter, and potentially “FOURTH WAVE LOCKDOWNS” that instinctively I assume will be of the same scale as Australia, over a bullshit virus or at least a virus that hasn’t even hit Australia, yet people are being beat the fuck up by the public, but the people are finally waking up there…but if you’ve ever met an Australian, they are a lot more aggressive and big personality than the rest of us idiots…especially passive Canadians…allowing for the passive to participate in the witch hunt against the unvaccinated….or the people going against the system…even though the vaccines don’t actually work…

So as a Canadian who expects everyone to go along with more government funded intimidation….

The idea of Florida is a fucking dream….the trashy hooter girl energy, where even the rich and successful women, like Doctors and Lawyers, look like hooter girls, with their 90s plastic tits in micro bikinis…who once naked are NOTHING but tanlines…

If DrunkenStepfather could be ANY business, it wouldn’t be a shitty titty blog no one cares about, it’d be a BIKINI CAR WASH in florida.

Where the investors at?

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Will there be tanlines in the internment camps?

I just don’t know what to expect and I am not all that excited to find out.

I realize that people are morons and don’t agree with my opinion on the things I see and read….or with my gut feeling or what I’ve expected to see happen…and that’s ok, it’s your right to believe what you want to believe…

So with that being said, I am going to assume there won’t be tanlines in the internment camps, unless they distract us in their dystopia with porno, which they probably will….and have done all these years on the internet on purpose….but for now…I’ll assume there won’t be tanlines because no one will be allowed out for more than an hour a day for any sun…and even if they were there wouldn’t be a sun to tan under because Gates has a plan to DIM THE FUCKING SUN….

So take these in, tanlines are hot, and potentially a dying artform, especially if 99 percent of Humanity is left and the only survivors are gun toting redneck inbreds who aren’t so fun to jerk off to because their farmer tans don’t have the same romance as a bikini tan…when they’re fucking me up the ass for my last can of baked beans…

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I like to be a dooms-dayer because it makes things more fun to watch. It gives life meaning…I am typically a troll but I am not trolling on this….I mean I love annoying people, making people angry, pushing people to their limit…but I like to think I’ve been doing the public service announcement…as a not for profit entity, this is charity motherfuckers…

Plus it is quite possible that we’re headed in that direction, it would have been VERY easy to orchestrate over the last 30 years, but I will say that we’ve all observed this happening before our very eyes….the demise of humans….I just didn’t realize how easy it was to do because I didn’t realize that they could bribe experts but since people have no souls they go along with it…

So I look at these tanlines knowing that the sun may be blacked out in some new Bill Gates technology….but there will always be spray tans…and if we end up in the camps the CDC has planned…I don’t know if spray tans, tanning beds, or even outdoor time will be limited if you behave and take your shots for the evil corporations who own us…

So take it in…the TAN LINE may be a dying art…which it too bad, because I think they’re hot….they HIGHLIGHT all the good parts…

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I want to just take a minute to stare at hot tanlines, because even if the world is collapsing, no one really realizes it, so the titty content is still being produced and that’s a good thing.

I mean I’ve always been aware of censorship, I’ve been affected by it first hand and I am not rich because of it, and that’s not a pissing contest brag, I know I am a hack who can’t write, it’s to say that talentless idiots who weren’t censored made a lot of money doing what I do….so as a talentless idiot…I could have done better….

So back then we got censored for tits, now you get censored for science, being mean to Fauci is a hate crime….which allows a ton of opportunity for the tits to shine…because they’re not being censored….they are being used as a distraction and that’s a great thing…

If you’re going to be distracted by something, it might as well be tits…and if they are tits, they might as well be tan lined tits, because tan lines are so tropical, even when they’re sprayed on before the stripper routine on webcam….and I like the tropics…not that I’ll ever be in the tropics…but it’s the internet you can be anywhere from your soiled AIDS couch….

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There’s a lot going on in the world, you know your freedom is pretty much in the hands of a couple of 80 year olds who act like the decision makers, who financed the creation of a virus, to push a vaccine they have vested interest in, through manipulating people by taking their freedoms…while paying them off…

We’ll hope that the people wise the fuck up and figure out that they are being lied to, that their freedoms are being taken, and the people they’ve allowed to run their lives, that they’ve PAID out of their hard working lives to run their lives, because they just generally accept that they have no control…and that’s just the way things go….

But in the meantime, people are still distracted by their narcissism, their instagram selfies, feeling like they are the star of their very boring self involved movie, without seeing what’s actually going on…probably something by design….

So luckily, we still get our summery, slutty, tanline pics, because I like the good parts highlighted on some golden skinned babe…so here are some tanlines.

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Tanline Thursday is a nice reminder that while society as we know it may be collapsing and it is looking less and less like a conspiracy, especially when some internet company that hosts all the major sites….from banks, to airlines, to Costco….and their major shareholders are some terrifying companies that I’ll let you google yourself because it’s fucking mental when you realize the scam that we’ve been living under for a VERY long time and when you do see it, you can’t unsee it…that’s a fact…

But yeah, when society is collapsing, the powers are asserting their powers, and the masses are just a bunch of mindless shills who are taking it up the ass because they either like it or know they can’t do anything about it…but more likely are just blind, self absorbed and watching porn…

So when society collapses, ride it out on your lawn chair, sunglasses on, while watching chicks show off their tanlines, cuz paradise is in your fucking head man…it’s a concept…and if you’re delusional or ignorant enough…you can experience it…and you can’t have paradise without hot tanned bitches with tan lines.

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