I guess I can’t push the whole “despite lockdowns girls are still getting their tanlines on to make their titties pop”….because lockdowns aren’t really happening in a lot of places because the public is fed up and realize that if you get sick and die, you get sick and die, it’s kind of the human condition….everyone knows drinking, smoking, being fat, kills…yet we still do it….so why would we go along with this COVID shit…probably because we like staying home all day with our screens….but only until it inconveniences us or gets boring…because even the most active mask wearing social distancer wearing gloves and two masks when on a walk alone…breaks the “rules’ when it gets in the way of doing what he wants to do…thanks to us being inherently selfish fucks…so girls who tanline, still tanlined through the pandemic, whether it was laying in the sun, by the pool, or getting sprayed down like a stripper in a a camping tent…..becasue TANLINES matter and they’ve survived this PANDEMIC…or even THRIVED in the pandemic…cuz they are hot…and hot things will always win….or overcome…thanks to being hot…

Here’s some tanlines.

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It may not be anything new, but girls are into looking hot for whatever reason, tanlines or “Nature’s Highlighter” because it highlights the motherfucking good parts and girls, for whatever reason, like posting those pics to the internet, because they if they’ve gone to the trouble of getting a tanline, they sure as fuck will show them off, especially if the tanline is more of a “Lockdown” tanline done by the stripper spray tan girl….since everyone is in lockdown or were in lockdown…because you gotta at least try to look like you’re not some indoor dwelling zombie fuck they’re trying to turn you into, but instead a healthy outdoor adventurer the internet gets jealous of but still pays for the nudes of…

Point being…TANLINES are good, real or not, lockdown or not, slutty or not…because it highlights the good parts….obviously..

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Tanline Thursday isn’t as inspiring as it should be because it snowed in Canada yesterday which is fucking crazy…but I guess end of the world, climate change, COVID lockdown measures, RACE…it must be race related….since everything is race related…even when the people are half white, it’s a race motivated crime….not that I am defending killing cops…because that would be crazy…not because I am scared of being cancelled, I’ve been cancelled, but because I’ve always thought cops were power hungry idiots who lack training, intellegence…even basic understanding of laws and civil rights…I don’t even know if you need a highschool diploma to be a cop…and I sure fucking know you don’t need to be able to run a marathon to be a cop…maybe the only running they do is to the donut shop…it’s funny cuz it’s true…

I don’t know how I got into this when talking about nature’s highlighter so we know the good parts….but this is what the WORLD is doing to me…I can’t look at tanline girls showing tanlines…that are either natural or produced in a spray tan like a stripper for effect….and I’m talking about killing cops being lazy…and dudes being killed by cops for not following the rules not being martyrs or race heroes…because I truly feel it’s a fucking CLASS divide issue and not a race issue…poor people will be more inclined to be hassled by cops than rich people cuz cops are scared rich people will sue them….someone told me about a Rolls Royce driver who got pulled over the other day….the cops asked who’s car it was…to Rolls Royce driver said “you think I stole this fucking car to drive it around for fun and to get arrested for grand theft auto, are you dumb”….to which the cops got aggressive with the guy….until realizing…”shit, he owns a 500k car, he can fucking ruin us”….to which the Rolls Royce driver said “give me the fucking ticket and fuck off”….to which they didn’t give him a ticket and fucked off….the Rolls Royce driver…wasn’t white…but he was RICH..

Fuck…I’m supposed to talk about tanlines…OOOPS.

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I call Tanlines “Nature’s Highlighter”….you know because I am so studious and when I was in High School I’d sniff Highlighters in attempts to get high while ignoring the idiot teacher spewing bullshit at me….because I was like “I don’t take you seriously teacher, look how lame your life is”…could you imagine devoting your life to working in a High School for a bunch of pieces of shit who are rude, ungrateful and disgusting….I can’t…

But I call Tanlines Nature’s Highlighter because a nice tan looks healthy, but a nice tan in a bikini or panties, leaves the good parts a lighter shade, making it pop so I know I’m seeing something that previously housed clothing…it’s like the MURDER SCENE CHALKLINE…but a little less creepy to jerk off to….right…

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Summer is coming and so should you…even though trashy bitches keep their tans all winter, and trashy bitches are basically all bitches, because that’s where society is skewing…..why have morals, values, decency…when you can just be a pile of trash like your idols like Cardi B on the internet and if you’re lucky you’ll make 1,000,000 dollars a year selling pussy pics…you know because that’s what the influencers do and follow their lead so you can have designer purses too…trash.

That’s not to say I don’t like trashy women…I love it…it’s just funny to see the normals skewing that way because of the internet is winning…

That’s also not to say that I don’t like Tanlines, because I do….they are nature’s highlight….my kind of OFFICE SUPPLY…

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Summer is coming and tanlines are hot, not that you need summer for tanlines all these bitches are doing their own blackface that for whatever reason is not seen as racist, even though if you were to do it for your halloween costume, it’d be seen as racist, but when it’s for everyday Halloween, as these girls live out the lie that is their internet persona, because you know they don’t look the way they look on the “Gram”….it’s totally fine…it’s part of following the Kardashian leader…

That doesn’t mean I hate Tanlines, I don’t think Black Face is racist, I have a brain and can understand that making fun of stereotypes about other cultures is just jokes….I also think that if you want to dress up like a Black person on Halloween, you should be allowed to, it’s Halloween….

The whole whites can only dress like whites…or black characters without darkening the skin even if the darker skin is the what the person you are dressing as has…and it’s a half assed costume without it….

That has nothing to do with naked girls showing their tanlines….OR DOES IT?!!?

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I assume the closest thing any of you get to tanlines is when you’re fat wife decides to have a day at the waterpark or the public pool but decides to not wear her fat lady t-shirt to protect her from the son, but instead wear her massive one piece bathing suit that if you were ever lost at sea with, could double as a safety raft or at least the sale, because bitch is big…..but thanks to the normalizing of fat, or making trendy looking clothing for the fat, the fat are all pumped on being fat and stylish and forget how gross it is….

If you’re ever been to the waterpark, you’ll know what I mean, that wave pool dweller huffing and puffing with the fluorescent red patches from where they didn’t apply their SPF 45….it’s an interchangeable ailment that seems to happen anywhere there’s swimming…

Anyway, these are not those kinds of tanlines, these are the hotter ones we can sexualize because they don’t give off unhealthy vibes, they give off highlighting the good body part vibes….so I endorse that…by posting this….enjoy, there’s some good tanlines up in here….

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After the hit on the rub and tugs, you may be scared about the tanning salons, since rub and tugs are in about as many places as tanning salons, while likely being some kind of money laundering fuck, where the hand jobs are just done by the staff to themselves thanks to the cameras they’ve installed in the tanning beds….but you should probably be scared of tanning salons because of the whole skin cancer thing, that is apparently an epidemic, but not at the COVID level, amongst millennials….who I guess like to get their tan on or are so fucking messed up by the processed foods, the drugs they take to be stable, and their coddled rich parents paying for their outdoor retreats in hopes they achieve their dreams of being influencers….

But that doesn’t make the tanline any less sexy….plus most girls just get spray tans, which when you do that on Halloween and put a turban on is called BROWN FACE…but if you do it on a weekly basis like a stripper…it’s called “style”…or “beauty”…I don’t fucking know…all these bitches are Kardashian influenced muppets who look like cartoons so it confuses me.

But I am not confused by pics of tanlines since tanlines are hot so here are a bunch of tanlines on a thursday because it is thursday.

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It may not be summer yet and even if it was, that doesn’t mean that you’re going to be getting yourself some tanlines to look at, girls likely think you’re repulsive and the extent of your tanline content will come from girls you don’t know posting their tanlines on the internet because it’s something to show off, like an achievement in not being scared of SKIN CANCER, or in having some random chick come to your house and put you in some tent, and airbrush you brown…like you’re in BLACK face, but rather in TAN FACE, because tan isn’t racist…it’s a sign of health, or being an outdoor laborer, I don’t fucking know, I just know I find tanlines hot and appreciate that girls feel the need to show off their tanlines….because then I get to look at those tanlines and this is all about me you know….since I am the only one who visits this site….

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It may not be summer, but here are some tanlines to remind you that there will be summer, or that whether there is summer or not, girls will get partially naked and try to get tanlines to highlight their good parts, unless you’re into things like legs and arms and necks and not areas a bikini covers, in which case you’ll hate these tanlines because they highlight tits ass and pussy which are what make girls girls if you’re old like me and remember when there were girls and not just genderless front holes…

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