I just saw that J&J is recalling 5 different sunscreens, potentially 5 different sunscreens that some of these girls used to get their ever so erotic tan lines…

Meaning, a company that can’t get sunscreen right and that puts people in danger with sunscreen, is one of your options to get injected by….GIVE me those spike proteins J&J your track record is almost as hot as some of these tan lines…

Look, the world is fucking nuts, nothing is as it seems, the powers that be are getting fucking sloppy and you shouldn’t be a fucking cuck, just because you’re going along with the narrative…you’ve been lied to, you’ve been shamed, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be mad, or demand justice from some of these lifetime criminals….whether Olivia Rodrigo hypes them up or not….

Don’t be a cuck, unless it’s with some of these tanline bitches, since tanlines are hot, they highlight the good parts….LIKE THE PUSSY….

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It’s fucking summer motherfuckers….which means that there should be a lot of tanlines happening as people slowly leave their cocoons that they’ve created for themselves thanks to the ultimate excuse in the history of our lifetime…COVID…

But I guess all those addicted to fear…pieces of shit pussies…only use the COVID excuse when it comes to going back to work, collecting government handouts, or avoiding any family functions, or really any responsibility…while living guilt free absorbing the SMUT designed to BRAIN WASH them on NETFLIX….

I have consistently seen the same fucks who are “scared of COVID”….double masking as they drive alone in their cars….throw all risk aversion in the trash when something comes up that they actually want to do…and if you call them out on it….like “you were too scared to do these 10 things, but you’re sucking stranger dick you met on tinder in a back alley every week, you lying fuck”….they can’t handle the “critique”….

So I’ll assume TANLINES didn’t die, even if the souls of humanity collectively did over the last year and a half…and I have proof the TANLINE lives on in a post pandemic, pre-next-pandemic life…..TANLINE LIVES MATTER…..HIGHLIGHT TO GOOD PARTS!!

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It’s fucking summer bro….

Get out there and creep on girls who are getting their tanlines….you know all sprawled out in the park or at the pool or beach…because they know that there’s a tanline fetish and that we’re all into the highlighting of the good parts by not letting the sun get to them….

Not that girls like when guys creep, it’s the mysogyny, the patriarchy, the reason they can monetize their nudes…

It’s like they want to be able to masturbate in public in peace, without dudes looking over and getting excited by it….UNLESS they are subscribers…

It’s a lot of bullshit, but it’s more than just the tanline selfie that’s being posted on premium content sites….it’s about the journey man…

Seeing the girls getting their tanlines…in real life…not in photo or video…that’s REAL life…and it’s better….

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Summer is here….

Not that tanlines represent summer, there are strippers in the nordic countries that have 23 hours of darkness, you know those nordic strippers all fucking living in their igloos or ice huts fighting off polar bears for survival, but still eager to get naked by the fire for their onlyfans now that everyone, even arctic explorers are whores…have fucking tanlines…

The tanline doesn’t need the sun, so thank god Bill Gates is working on technology to dim the sun, so our world has more of a lounge vibe…..and girls can still get their tanlines to highlight their good parts…

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Tanlines used to represent bitches tanning on vacation, highlighting the good parts when they are stripped down….

Not they still highlight the good parts when they are stripped down, only you don’t need to go on vacation, or be a lifeguard at the waterpark to bring it, you don’t need to be a surfer or beach bunny, socialite pool rate…I mean strippers who sleep all day cuz they strip all night have those tanlines and apparently girls, like me, find it hot enough to document and post, where I find it hot enough to stare at and potentially jerk off to had I had a penis that worked.

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter…but who needs nature when you have the impressive human who thinks he’s above nature…

Not only are the impressive human responsible for such great feats as creating plastics, creating Genetically modified food, or really the commercialization or industrialization of food, to creating viruses in labs to sell vaccines to the masses based on them feeling some social responsibility….to making the White Rhino extinct….or creating war over bullshit…all fueled by greed and other terrible human traits…..but they’ve also invented the Spray Tan…so when you’re living on Mars in your pod, you’ll get to highlight your tits and pussy like an old school beach girl would back when the Oceans actually existed and weren’t some Augmented Reality simulation…unless this is an augmented reality simulation…

Either way, tanlines are hot.

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Girls will use any excuse to take a nude selfie…I don’t know if all girls take the naked selfies but back when I would socialize, I would ask every girl if they had nudes on their phone, and when they’d blush and say no, I’d ask to see the camera roll, you know like an APP…GIVE me access..only unlike an app, they’d be freaked out and uncomfortable with me looking at their shit…

That’s one thing I’ll never understand about the lazy minds that make up our population….if you approach them and ask them to give you their phone, they get mad, but if TikTok asks them to give them access to their phone permanently, they sign up…real idiots…

Maybe everyone is too busy masturbating to all the porn out there, medicated on anti-depressants, taking nudes to be masturbated to, cuz they get turned on by themselves being slutty…or maybe…just maybe…they genuinely want you to see their tanlines….

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Summer is coming, COVID is potentially over in a lot of places now that they’ve been busted for creating it in a lab, but we’ll see how that turns out for everyone, since it was created in the lab, it could be far worse than we ever imagined it would be, I mean maybe after 6 months or a year of having the virus in your system, you implode, you dick falls off, you end up not resisting the communist take over because you’re too weak to fight, I don’t know…it’s biological warfare..that shit could be fucking crazier than it’s already been…

But with summer coming, we didn’t need summer to have tanlines, thanks to girls living in hot places and knowing the importance of highlighting their hot parts, by using the art of tanlines…strippers do it, pornstars do it, thots of instagram do it, normal girls do it for color…tanlines are a 365, 7 day a week thing, and here’s some girls with Tanlines..showing off the tanlines..cuz they know tanlines are more than just a All Inclusive resort week…they are for all year masturbating….

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Nothing says summer is amongst us like a bunch of idiots in masks…I mean nothing says summer like a bunch of restaurants and bars still in lockdown…I mean nothing says summer like hot chicks doing fitness in the park because the gyms are still closed….where their athleisure outfits are so tight you can see their assholes….I like seeing their assholes…

Nothing says summer like a tanline, even one hosed onto a girl by a mobile spray tanner who has a client base of every stripper, cam girl, influencer an slut in her area….

I wonder if that’s slut shaming? Is identifying a slut slut shaming, even if you’re jerking off when you do it? I don’t know the WOKE rules of “I sell pics of my cunt, but don’t call me a slut and if you do, you’re a meanie bigot loser”….OK slut…no one’s saying there’s shame in being a slut…we’re just saying what you do is pretty slutty BUT WE APPRECIATE it…isn’t that just SLUT “pointing out”…or SLUT “Identifying”….like having a mobile app with QR code that lets your grocery store know you comply with the government’s strong arming this experimental vaccine….or those RED BANDS they wore in Germany in the 40s, if you weren’t on the wrong side of the conversation with your Star of David arm band…you get what I am saying here….SLUTS are not a matter of opinion, either you are one or your not and your behavior has consequences that lead to people having an opinion of you…like if you killed puppies…people would likely think you’re a vile puppy killer…that’s not shaming that’s just saying what you are….

If anything, I don’t slut shame, I slut celebrate and a tanline may not be a sign of slut in and of itself, like when your farmer friend works the fields all day and has a farmer tanline..he’s not being a slut about it…BUT when you present your tanline as a highlighter of your good parts..that you normally keep covered up…YOU might just be a slut….

As someone who identifies as SLUT CELEBRATOR…not SLUT SHAMER….SLUT CELEBRATOR Is my PRONOUN….check my INSTAGRAM I don’t use…..and thus you MUST respect me for that…according to your own moral code and societal norms you’ve been working so hard at shoving down out throats…

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It’s a beach party….without the beach or the party….you know now that most people are too fucking lazy to bother leaving the house, unemployment free money shit, laying mindlessly in front of a screen…the idea of actually hitting a beach for a beach party is so distant and not even because of COVID fears or anything like that…but more a “why bother, my couch is comfortable, plus I’ve never been a beach party ever in my life and if I did, I doubt I’d see this much tanlined pussy….natures highlighter I know…but even in a slutty era of everyone being a slut…they sure as fuck aren’t this slutty in person…they save that for the internet”….well…life may not be as adventurous or exciting in front of a screen…HOWEVER….you can still be a creepy fuck in the comments…and that’s better than wasting time and money to not see tanlines in person because you’re insufferable…only the cool kids get the tanline pussy naked in front of them….and in the event you didn’t know… we’re not the cool kids…

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