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2007

17

May

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Tits of the Day

So now that I’ve seen her tits getting assaulted by some dude in her sex tape, I have no real interest in them. It’s that whole theory that if you don’t give a man sex he’ll keep coming back to you until you do and if you give it out on the first night dude will have got what he wants, will never respect you and date you and will lose most interest in you, until he wants to have sex again….There’s an expression that mother’s tell there daughters that sums it up a lot better than what I said, but it’s not coming to me…

Speaking of coming and useless people in useless videos, here are 2 more emails from that GGW girl, who doesn’t like what I wrote about her on the site. This is what she said:

From: Jannel Szyszka
Subject:
Re:
Date: May 16, 2007 9:40:47 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

im not kidding .. u heard all wrong on that ggw shit … u best delete that
or i am really goin to sue u .. kk cuddles

From: Jannel Szyszka
Subject:
Re:
Date: May 16, 2007 9:41:58 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

im goin to sue YOU for declamation of character …

This was my response:

Jannel,

Thanks for reaching out to me. For the record, what I posted was emailed to me – I quoted it. Nothing I did was illegal. The pictures posted aren’t owned by you. So I don’t think there is any case and there is no such thing as declamation of character, but I know what you were trying to say (defamation).

If you want to write a formal statement with your story, I’ll post it, but until you have a better case, the story is staying up.

In all honesty, you should take the free publicity, I know you’re into getting money for your publicity stunts by issuing lawsuits to asshole video producers who took advantage of you when you got drunk and who made you regret your actions the day you saw it in the DVD, but that’s really not my problem and I haven’t even seen you naked yet or made money of your story, so you’re kinda being unfair here.

Let me know what you’re thinking because I care about you.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

I guess law isn’t her strongest subject in school…To see the first email I got from her click THIS LINK

Photos By Camilla Zenz for zumapress.com

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2007

17

May

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Breast Implants of the Day

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Everyone used to bust Lohan and Britney’s balls for having fake tits, but no one ever seems to bug Kylie Minogue about it. Maybe I am wrong and insensitive, but last time I checked, having breast cancer lead to free implants. It’s like just because cancer is attached to something it makes it okay and I think that kind of thinking is what’s wrong with the world.

Lohan and Britney are reported drug addicts. Everyone bugs them for doing blow or prescription pills or getting drunk every night like it’s a big fucking deal, meanwhile, every fucking 14 year old in private school is ripping lines of coke like kids used to smoke cigarettes in my time. When I was “hanging out” with drug dealers, most of their clients were doctors and lawyers and professionals because cocaine is expensive and these are the people who make society work. Doctors perform surgery on us and diagnose us for the cancers that lead to free implants and no one fucking complains about it, but the second a useless skank gets caught doing it, its a big fucking deal and on the fucking news.

This post is probably bad for business, so before it gets out of hand, I firmly believe cancer sucks, I don’t think anyone who has it or has lost anyone from it is something worth laughing at, I don’t think that losing your breasts and having mangled substitutes for breasts after suffering is funny….I also don’t even know if Kylie has implants, I was just writing as if she does because she looks so lovely in this little summer dress….That was the best kind of damage control I could do.

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2007

17

May

I am – Kylie Minogue's Breast Implants of the Day

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Everyone used to bust Lohan and Britney’s balls for having fake tits, but no one ever seems to bug Kylie Minogue about it. Maybe I am wrong and insensitive, but last time I checked, having breast cancer lead to free implants. It’s like just because cancer is attached to something it makes it okay and I think that kind of thinking is what’s wrong with the world.

Lohan and Britney are reported drug addicts. Everyone bugs them for doing blow or prescription pills or getting drunk every night like it’s a big fucking deal, meanwhile, every fucking 14 year old in private school is ripping lines of coke like kids used to smoke cigarettes in my time. When I was “hanging out” with drug dealers, most of their clients were doctors and lawyers and professionals because cocaine is expensive and these are the people who make society work. Doctors perform surgery on us and diagnose us for the cancers that lead to free implants and no one fucking complains about it, but the second a useless skank gets caught doing it, its a big fucking deal and on the fucking news.

This post is probably bad for business, so before it gets out of hand, I firmly believe cancer sucks, I don’t think anyone who has it or has lost anyone from it is something worth laughing at, I don’t think that losing your breasts and having mangled substitutes for breasts after suffering is funny….I also don’t even know if Kylie has implants, I was just writing as if she does because she looks so lovely in this little summer dress….That was the best kind of damage control I could do.

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2007

16

May

I am – Kellie Pickler’s New Tits of the Day

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I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I am talking girls with implants would either look like they had disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….

The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful. She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out, unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.

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2007

16

May

I am – Kellie Pickler's New Tits of the Day

4 Comments »

I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I am talking girls with implants would either look like they had disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….

The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful. She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out, unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.

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2007

15

May

I am – Lohan is at the Top of the Charts for Maxim's Top 100 Girls of the Day

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I have been stalking Lohan for about 3 years now. I know that it’s been pretty lazy stalking because I just left her a couple of voicemail messages over the course of those 3 years and emailed random people that she had been in contact with, whether it be producers or hairstylists or girls from her hometown and even though I never got anywhere with her, I am convinced we are connected at the soul.

Unfortunately she is connected at the vagina to ever penis in the fucking industry and connected at the nose to as much cocaine as she can snort and connected at the mouth to booze, but I guess that’s not really unfortunate, because I have never been into sober girls, mainly because they were never into me, and because they want families and kids and all that shit girls who like getting fucked up don’t want and that works for me. But she doesn’t spend enough time on the internet to know who I am and that makes me cry on the inside.

Either way, I have been getting so many emails telling me how much Lohan sucks and how she’s washed up and disgusting because she has herpes and looks like someone smeared shit on her. They tell me how no one’s into her anymore, and how her time in the spotlight is over and that she is just a childstar trying to hang onto the fame as hard as she can. They started throwing Hayden Pannettiere pics my way saying she’s the next big thing and I just stuck it out with Lohan because I am hooked.

So I am happy to say she’s the number 1 girl according to Maxim and Maxim knows girls more than I do because they never pose in photoshoots for me, they usually just give me dirty looks, and being number 1 in Maxim is like winning an Academy Award for a girl, so let’s hope she does it in style, by sucking as much dick as she can, doing as much blow as she can and being as drunk as she can because that’s the kind of Lohan I want to K-Fed.

To see Lohan’s Winning Moment:
GO

To see the rest of the list:
GO

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2007

15

May

I am – Lohan is at the Top of the Charts for Maxim’s Top 100 Girls of the Day

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I have been stalking Lohan for about 3 years now. I know that it’s been pretty lazy stalking because I just left her a couple of voicemail messages over the course of those 3 years and emailed random people that she had been in contact with, whether it be producers or hairstylists or girls from her hometown and even though I never got anywhere with her, I am convinced we are connected at the soul.

Unfortunately she is connected at the vagina to ever penis in the fucking industry and connected at the nose to as much cocaine as she can snort and connected at the mouth to booze, but I guess that’s not really unfortunate, because I have never been into sober girls, mainly because they were never into me, and because they want families and kids and all that shit girls who like getting fucked up don’t want and that works for me. But she doesn’t spend enough time on the internet to know who I am and that makes me cry on the inside.

Either way, I have been getting so many emails telling me how much Lohan sucks and how she’s washed up and disgusting because she has herpes and looks like someone smeared shit on her. They tell me how no one’s into her anymore, and how her time in the spotlight is over and that she is just a childstar trying to hang onto the fame as hard as she can. They started throwing Hayden Pannettiere pics my way saying she’s the next big thing and I just stuck it out with Lohan because I am hooked.

So I am happy to say she’s the number 1 girl according to Maxim and Maxim knows girls more than I do because they never pose in photoshoots for me, they usually just give me dirty looks, and being number 1 in Maxim is like winning an Academy Award for a girl, so let’s hope she does it in style, by sucking as much dick as she can, doing as much blow as she can and being as drunk as she can because that’s the kind of Lohan I want to K-Fed.

To see Lohan’s Winning Moment:
GO

To see the rest of the list:
GO

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2007

14

May

I am – Lohan Bikini Nipple Slip Pictures of the Day

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I drank too much beer last night and ended up passing out on the floor again, it happens, I was feeling a little overwhelmed with the whole mother’s day thing because my wife kept crying because her daughters went to some nightclub where their thug boyfriends sell drugs on sunday. It’s the place where all the strippers in the city go to party because sunday is the end of the weekend and their purses are filled with money from assholes like us, giving them the opportunity to get wrecked and only have to get naked at the end of the night when they go home with the rich guy who was buying them Grey Goose all night, because strippers are more into wallet fucking because their tits are a business asset to them and not free.

Lohan is a lot like a stripper because she’s shown her cunt, she’s shown her tits, and she’s always in a bikini and makes money from it. I know every fucking site has these up already and every asshole at work is emailing the links to his lame coworkers, but I can’t let those cocksuckers rain on my blogging parade so here they are.

I haven’t decided if Lohan’s really got a slammin body, her ass may be fat but there’s something missing from it, maybe it’s your dick…get it. I have decided that she’s a little fucking whiner with her whole substance abuse bullshit, her life can’t be that bad, bitch is in a new city every fucking week and gets to take time off on the beach to decompress from her hectic life of going to events and fucking models from the UK named Calum Best. If she wants to feel pain she should come sit on my fucking computer for a week writing shit for unappreciative cunts like you, barely making enough money to get a fucking lap dance…yeah that shit leads you into the gutter….so today I hate Lohan for showing off how chill her life is….while I upload pics of the cunt like I fucking care if she’s in a fucking bikini…fuck.

Here’s a link to the Lohan Pictures in the Forum all the celebrity bloggers get their pictures from
GO

Here’s a Link to 119 Pictures HQ and 5 Nip Slip Pictures Download for you Creepy Fucks…
GO

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand's Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand’s Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

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