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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…

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2007

04

May

I am – Ali Larter Isn't Wearing a Bra of the Day

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After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.

I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.

I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…

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2007

03

May

I am – Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day

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Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about CLICK THIS LINK.

These pictures of Lohan were put up in their group today and I figured I’d post them because I didn’t see them anywhere else. The event was called Music Loves Fashion and Steve Aoki and some dude named DJ Skeet Skeet were DJing. From the pics Paris Hilton and Lohan were both getting down and dirty, but that’s to be expected because they are party sluts….

I used to go to clubs and get drunk and be an asshole to people I knew. Maybe it was because they were landing hot girls and I was getting kicked out for passing out on the bathroom floor, but in my drunken stupor, I used to go around and tell girls my friends were trying to sleep with that my friend had Aids, they would get pissed off at me, but still go home with them, but would make them wear a condom

The next day I’d get the call saying how much of an asshole I was for fucking up their chances to have raw dog sex and I’d just say that I am a modern day superman because any bitch who goes home with a guy you tell her has AIDS is probably not the kind of girl you want to end up fucking without a condom….

Point of the story is that I save fucking lives and here are pics of Lohan destroying hers….I guess I coulda gone with the whole Paris and Lohan being the kind of girl you would end up baggin without a condom only to beat yourself up the next day for doing it and getting tested monthly for the next 3 years because of it, but I guess that woulda been too obvious for me to do…

PS – Since every blogger steals exclusive pics, I figured I’d watermark it my way, with a solid cumshot on every fuckin’ pic….admit it’s amazing.

Bonus Picture – Lohan at Coachella With Her Lesbian Lover via thecobrasnake

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2007

02

May

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics of the Day

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These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.

The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….

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2007

02

May

I am – Anastacia on the Beach of the Day

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So it looks like Anastacia has been bitten by the big black cock and is dating one that fucks her fat blonde ass proper. I probably could have predicted this if I knew who the slut was, because she’s blonde and has a fat ass and blonde girls with fat asses love big black cock and big black cock seems to love blonde girls with fat asses too…

I went outside today, which was something I generally don’t do, but as soon as I opened a door there was some IRC action going down in my lobby. I know the concept of me having a lobby seems pretty luxurious, but it’s not the fucking Hilton here, my lobby consists of some broken mailboxes and a garbage can. Either way, these two fuckers were fully tounging the fuck out of each other’s throats and when I walked down the stairs they acted like I was some sick fuck who just walked into the bedroom on them. I told them that it was a nice show but next time I want more genital action and they just ran off. I assume they were teenagers skipping school, my morning IRC action was black chick on white dude, so it really has nothing to do with this Fat Ass Blonde/ Big Black Cock theory, but I’ll still post them here pictures. Cuddles.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Jessica Biel Plays With Her Dogs of the Day

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Life is repetitive. Most people have shitty jobs you have to go to and on the way to your shitty jobs you stop at the same shitty coffee shop for a shitty coffee where the same coffee shop chick gives you your coffee and smiles while asking how they are by name, because you go their too fucking often. Then you get to the job and do the same shitty tasks you’ve done for the last 3 shitty years you’ve been working at the fucking company that doesn’t even remember your name and if they do it’s because you’re the bitch at the office who does the photocopies for them, and management never wants to piss off the company bitch…Lunch is at the same 4 places that are around the office for the same meals you have each fucking week, sometimes you feel experimental and order the fish of the day, but that’s just because part of you is hoping it’s rancid and will kill you so that you don’t have to ever step foot in their ever again….Then you go back to the office to go through the same tasks you’ve done over and over and sometimes you stay late to finish them off and make yourself look good so that the next raise day your boss will really notice how important you are to the inner workings of the organization…then you head home exhausted to watch tv alone and eat a frozen dinner, or maybe you are married and have a girlfriend you go home to hang out with or fight with or bitch at about how shitty your day was, you watch the same shows, or maybe a movie you rented then pass out for it all to happen again tomorrow. Nothing to look forward to, except maybe a vacation you’ll never be able to afford because you have to plan a wedding with your chick or else she’s going to leave you and the thought of going through this hell life alone scares you more than ditching a trip….

Thank god the repetitive hell that is my life isn’t as bad as yours, being poor and unemployed gives me the luxury of wondering the street aimlessly, but I guess maintaining this site is repeptitive sometimes because these are pictures of Jessica Biel and her dogs, again and it feels like I see this shit ever fucking day and I talk about how those dogs have eaten her used tampons out of the garbage, her dirty panties out of the hamper, licked her used vibrator she forgot to put away, seen her shit, piss and throw up. These dogs have see her fuck and get fucked and get experimental while she fucks…they have seen her run around her house naked…..but for some reason I kinda like this kind of repetitiveness, if I could I’d totally get a boner now. How’s that make you feel pervert?

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2007

01

May

I am – Sophie Monk is Wasting Her Vagina of the Day

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Sophie Monk is a pretty hot chick and she’s engaged to a total cunt. I have seen this shit happen so many fucking times before and I guess it will always happens like this, because most girls don’t know what’s up, but it still will always annoy me, not because I think I could be a provider for the slut, or that I think I could have a chance with her or that I’d have anything interesting to say to her or any of that weird stalker shit, but I just hate seeing hot girls settle for pieces of shit.

I went out bowling this weekend, I already talked about it and every hot 16 year old girl there was with some loser kid who I knew didn’t know how to fuck them proper. It was like they were all jiggy motherfuckers who got down to hip hop and thought they were gangster, or they were little cha chi club kids who liked to buy bottles of Grey Goose and get down do dance music in their spaceboot lookin’ Puma’s and their track suits like they were in the Mafia. They were the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face when you see them…..

That’s how I feel about this Madden brother because he is a total twat, he is a mainstream cheesy motherfucker who made way too much money and thinks he’s hot shit and some how lands a slut like this who is so fucking stupid she thinks he’s hot shit too. You’d think that I would never approve of anyone she was slammin, I’d always instinctively hate the motherfucker, but at least if he did something cool, or looked cool, or was an actual rockstar and not some teenie bopper who produces grab that rapes my ears on the radio or was fucking high all time like Pete Doherty, I’d be a lot happier looking at these pictures of hot tits.

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2007

26

Jan

I am – Rachel Hunter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Rachel Hunter in a Bikini is something I hold close to my heart. In 1989 she was in a Sports Illustrated 20th Anniversary special and was one of the girls who rocked a sheer bathing suit. This was a time before porn was as available as it is today and I was about 20 at the time and stole it from my Neighbor. I think that video saw more of my seed than my wife ever has….It was a different era.

Speaking of seed, Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart, she filled his tall blonde model of a woman mold that he seems to live by, and he filled her with his seed. I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..

Speaking of no standards, this bitch may be washed up, but I’d still giver he a piece of my massive flacid peen and by massive I mean buried in my cardiovascular disease candidate of a gut.

The positive in all this is that she looks nothing like his daughter who looks like her face was run over by daddy’s Bentley in between ripping lines of supermodel pussies and writing shitty music.

This post may or may not sound like every other post I’ve written, but I don’t have enough brain capacity to try to come up with funny on a daily basis….

Here are the pics….

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