The funny thing about being a Teenage Drama Queen is that you have no choice but to be dramatic and self-hating. I love how every bitch out there thinks that their life is so important and that people actually care about your bullshit problems. So you have a “broken home”, sad fucking story, you also made 45,000,000 dollars last year, and I am not suggesting that money makes you happy, but it should give you enough means to get therapy and meds to shut the fuck up. If everyone had the self-righteous means to produce movies and music about their pathetic problems, the world would be a miserable place. No one cares whether your dad ever loved you, now let’s revert back to the ’50s where problems are kept locked up in closets, cuz this personal shit gets tiring, we all have our fucking issues, you don’t see me singing about hating my wife and living with impotence. A better solution for you Lohan is suicide.

Whatever.

Download it Here via GoldenDiddler (pervert)

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The funny thing about being a Teenage Drama Queen is that you have no choice but to be dramatic and self-hating. I love how every bitch out there thinks that their life is so important and that people actually care about your bullshit problems. So you have a “broken home”, sad fucking story, you also made 45,000,000 dollars last year, and I am not suggesting that money makes you happy, but it should give you enough means to get therapy and meds to shut the fuck up. If everyone had the self-righteous means to produce movies and music about their pathetic problems, the world would be a miserable place. No one cares whether your dad ever loved you, now let’s revert back to the ’50s where problems are kept locked up in closets, cuz this personal shit gets tiring, we all have our fucking issues, you don’t see me singing about hating my wife and living with impotence. A better solution for you Lohan is suicide.

Whatever.

Download it Here via GoldenDiddler (pervert)

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Look all you motherfuckers, I am Pink. No I don’t take it up the ass like she does, be we are both Mexican.

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In Lohan’s new video, she is played by a fat tranny slut in a prom dress, only because Lohan is too busy ripping lines off the toilet seats in a club near you. The most recent story I heard is that Lohan can only do blow off toilet seats, it’s some stage fright O.C.D. shit, you know like people get when they can’t shit in a public bathroom, that’s like Lohan, only she fucking loves public bathrooms. I don’t know what I am talking about, and either does her double chin, you fucking whore. Was that rude? I call my wife a fucking whore all the time, it’s only because she’s fat and I hate double chins.

Cuddles

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In Lohan’s new video, she is played by a fat tranny slut in a prom dress, only because Lohan is too busy ripping lines off the toilet seats in a club near you. The most recent story I heard is that Lohan can only do blow off toilet seats, it’s some stage fright O.C.D. shit, you know like people get when they can’t shit in a public bathroom, that’s like Lohan, only she fucking loves public bathrooms. I don’t know what I am talking about, and either does her double chin, you fucking whore. Was that rude? I call my wife a fucking whore all the time, it’s only because she’s fat and I hate double chins.

Cuddles

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The caption to this picture was “I make bitches so wet I need a Raincoat”. That was part of the reason I posted this shit, but then I listened to DeeJay the Dog’s music, if you listen to the tune “Fucking Me”, dude dropped the line “I’ll Make Your Pussy Cry”. DeeJay The Dog is funnier than me. Listen to his music and support because I’d rather see 15,000 people supporting someone with talent than me. Show your love and maybe you won’t need this shit to get bitches. That probably made no sense, but I never do. I blame whiskey.

DeeJay The Dog via MySpace

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I couldn’t really give a fuck about this bitch. She’s famous, so fucking what, she was a Playboy bunny back in the early 90s when any blond with big fake titties could be one, that’s not representative of shit, if you were a blond with fake tits in the 90s, you could be Jenny McCarthy too. She ended up on MTV and was probably the most annoying cunt on TV, coupled with Paulie Shore, the network was a nightmare on Meth. I remember when I did meth once, I smoked it out of a lightbulb and spend 4 days in a park talking insanities to a duck. That duck I naked Clarence, and I always think about him when I’m at a Chinese Buffet (which is often my wife is fat and I am poor) do the fucking math asshole.

Jenny made a movie, and here’s a clip of her tits, possibly from that movie.

LOVE

Watch the clip Here (rapidshare via Phun)

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I remember when this bitch had tits, I think she was even packing heat back in the days of Adam’s Family, when she was 10. Unfortunately for all of us she decided to go under the knife, and now her tits are all mangled with anchor shaped scars. I wonder if the decision came from actual medical issues, or was it based on the fact that she developed a hatred for her chest because they were the only reason she was getting work. Well, I hope she’s happy with her decision because it seems like her career has really sky-rocketed since the move to smaller titties. Point of the story is that tits or no tits, this bitch looks retarded, and although some of you may have a retard fetish, you know them not having the ability to say no and the fact that they are too retarded to know what you are doing to them, but it’s not something that works for Hollywood, unless it’s a made for TV movie, or a Life Goes On reunion.

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I think what Kate Moss did is fucking hype. I have always had a huge issue with celebrities who hide the fact that they do coke and sneak off to the bathroom to do it off the toilet seat. There is nothing trashier than that, and isn’t part of the benefit of being famous the fact that you can get away with doing whatever the fuck you want, whether it is sleeping all day, or fucking homeless looking guys or having tranny sex orgies. This is what fame is all about,so big up to her for rippin’ a line and letting someone take a picture of it. That said H+M is some European poofter version of Gap, and they don’t know what the fuck’s up, cuz firing this bitch is retarded considering all your staff, management and patrons do blow….firing her was pussy PR shit and I don’t respect people who cave in to the christian fundamentalists who want us all to live boring lives. That said, here are some pics of Kate Moss changing in a Taxi. Maybe quitting the “yay” will finally let her grow some titties. Cokeheads everywhere unite and boycot H+M.

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