Remember Who’s the Boss? I do. I remember thinking how cool Tony Danza was, you know walking around knowing he was a man bitch. I also remember watching Alyssa Milano growing up, the puberty years are always the most special. Now Alyssa is pretty old and washed up, but so you can’t blame her for trying to get some male attention anywhere she can. I mean a group of army people, who have been jerking off for months are probably a pretty easy crowd to work for. That reminds me after my first 6 months in prison, I came out and ended up taking a blowjob from a tranny. Trannies are pretty hot, if you give them a chance.

More pics after the jump

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People everywhere are trying to come up with the most retarded ideas to get some publicity and make some money on eBay. This seems to be really common, and more and more people are coming with strange ideas to use the eBay platform for fame and fortune. I remember when I tried selling a used condom on eBay, no online casino wanted anything to do with me. Those bastards.

This guy is auctioning off a phone call with him and this is his description:

Are you lonely?
Do you have great stories, but no one to listen to them?
Have you puked on someone and need to unload?
Did you sniff your mother and/or sister’s panties and actually enjoy it?
Have you hungrily ate a bag of toenails as a substitute for M&Ms?
Did you secretly sleep with your best friend’s boston terrier?
Ever drink an ounce of human blood?
Do you find wool socks attractive?
Have you relieved yourself on your boss’s miniature bonsai tree?
Or are you just having relationship problems?

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Hello folks, my name is Cody and I will listen to your problems.
I know that in America today there are many things that can trouble a person and sometimes you just need someone to shut up and listen.

I have many female friends and have listened to hours and hours of their dramatic complexities unflinchingly.

I am open to anything, but would prefer not to hear about the death of another.
The auction winner will receive a half an hour of my time to listen to you.
The winner will also pay for the call charges, but will have a half an hour to cry, laugh, yell, moo, or just yap about life.

NOTE: I will only listen and occasionally reply with small pieces of conversation and the ever so often “uh huh”.

Good Luck Talkers!

Bid on the Auction here

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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This hot shirt is brought to you by the fine people at Model Sluts. I figured this would hit close to home, because watching is all you do, you perverts. I also made this the shirt of the day, because it is a pretty hot fantasy. Unlike you, I see it weekly when when my stepdaughters play X-Box on Saturday mornings. We have a no pants policy at my house.

It makes the long hours at the factory totally worth it.

If you want this shirt buy it at Coolest Shop (not an affiliate)

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There is nothing linke kickin’ back in front of your computer to take in the clips that are circulating the Internet. Well, that’s actually a lie, there are a lot better things to do than sitting in front of your computer looking for the latest clips circulating the net, but I guess not in your sad life. So this one’s for you. I hope it makes you smile. I know you need it.

Scratch Perverts…Scratching

Mini-Karate Star

El Camino’s Got Bouce

Crazy Accident

Girl Playing Tennis

Kate Beckinsale Topless

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These pictures aren’t hardcore or anything like that. They are just my way of saying Girls Beware, there is always some kind of pervert with a camera near by, so if you are looking good, wearing tight pants, low cut shirts, mini skirts, you may end up on the Internet….I remember when I used to go around taking picture of Granny Upskirts, but that’s not really the same kinda thing.

I went through about 10 of the pictures, most of them look staged, but whatever, use your imagination, asshole.

VOYEUR OPEN DIRECTORY

via Chill

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Yeah – we are tired of paris too, but I came across this picture and it made me giggle like a school girl. I like to do that every once in a while, I find it refreshing.

Not quite as refreshing as swimming naked in the kiddie pool at the local YMCA, but pretty fucking close.

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

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“Agunah” =Literally, anchored. A woman whose husband disappeared without divorcing her.

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Kristine Debell, who the fuck is that? Well, she appeared in Night Court, possibly the best show on TV and the Young and the Restless. Like every good starving actress she also did some sideline work in porn. I remember when I was working on porn sets as a fluffer, it was not uncommon to get these hurtbags on set. Okay, I was never a fluffer, but a man can dream, can’t he?

Kristine DeBell DOING PORN

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