I know the rumor on the street was that this bitch didn’t have a pussy, and was built a little more like Denzel Washington than most of you jiggy hip hop kids would like to admit….you know that kind of girl you hook up with late at night after a night of drinking, who looks banging from the front with tits like “this” and slammin’ from the back with a booty you could use as a bookshelf..only to realize that once bitch is done sucking you off she pulls out her dick and says “my turn. These pics don’t prove shit, all we know is that Ciara doesn’t maintain her junk, cuz bitch has a little cabbage patch on the left side, yeah that’s the crip side.
Word.
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I personally hate bloggers, but I won’t lie, the assholes at TheSuperficial have made me laugh before, and I never laugh, so they are doing something right. I don’t know if you remember but I was guest editor at Fleshbot for a week, so I think it would only be appropriate for my blogging career to take on celeb gossip, since I have already tackled sex.
So Demi Moore like to fuck young dudes who are at the height of their careers, she likes to cock block and ruin their chances of getting any pussy they want, she does it with her experienced twat and her tight body. Bitch, must know what she’s doing cuz you know any girl who’s out there would love to fuck Ashton, he was an underwear model you know. That’s not the point of this, because I am not here to question why people are together, love is beautiful and you need to embrace that shit when you find it, like I did, only instead of love I did it for citizenship, which is really one in the same….we all have our alterior motives, like Ashton’s prolly trying to make his move on “fox” or whatever the fuck Demi’s 14 year old is named….Like every good celebrity, dirty Demi did some naughty pics for a french magazine called Oui, that means yes, I know because I am culture, asshole. These pics are vintage, like a fine wine, you can tell by bitch’s nasty bush..that shits making it’s way down to her ankles. I assume this was done in between movies, when she was launching her career…RESPECT cuz we all gots to eat…
I don’t like it when a girl can dance, it reminds me of ballet dancers with failed careers who have turned to stripping and that makes me sad, not because I hate strippers, but because I hate ballet dancers, it’s a way for gay guys to be teased by their peers, for russians to leave a communist country and for nouveau riches to feel classy…well guess what you WASPY fuck, your little princess is letting me grab her tits for 10 dollars! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you? So the next time you go to a strip club, get the girl who can’t dance, because she’s working cuz she needs it and not to piss off her dad at the next country club galla when she drops that bomb on him….he’ll be all like “honey, I thought I was paying for your law degree” and she’ll be like “I don’t want to be a lawyer daddy, that’s your dream, I want to dance for Jesus”, but girl, that aint happening- cuz I’ll be with the bitch with no rhythm, who’s trying to work for her coin, making up for her weak dancing, but grinding just a little harder than you are…..now if you wanna see a girl who can’t dance for shit and is clothed, you best click the motherfucking link…