I like girls who have bad skin because with bad skin comes pimples and there is nothing hotter than a girl with a nice fatty white head for me to pop while stickin it in her pooper. I am kidding this shit is gross, and although the bald pussy may be popular cuz people like to pretend they are fucking 12 year olds, the pimply bitch better never be hot, cuz puberty is an awkward time for a reason motherfuckers…here are some pics I cam across of a zit on a tit.

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I remember a period in my life where I was unemployed and watched too much TV. Percentage-wise, I have probably spent more time without a job than actually working. I guess that’s because I have been an illegal alien in most places I have lived, but it also has to do with my work ethic. Holding a job is fucking hard when all I care about is my next drink. It’s a sad fucking story, and you aren’t my therapist so I will get to it….Topanga was that cunt who never put out on a show called Boy Meets World. Boy Meets World starred the younger brother of Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years. This was a power-family in bad television.
Here are some pictures of her today.

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I know everytime I get a naked girl in my bed, which is unfortunately everynight, my fat wife can’t fit in her flannels anymore, and trust me, I have been suffering, but that’s not the point I am getting at here….the point I am getting at is that everytime I get a girl naked in bed, I like to set up the scene beforehand. The preperation usually includes clean sheets, a picture of a girl with her boyfriend at the beach on the night table, a bottle of booze, some cocaine and most importantly a midget asian man with a huge videocamera. I don’t know about you,but making an asian man’s dream come true is something I take pride in, seeing that smile on his motherfucking face makes all the hard work worth it….this has been the weird picture of the day….

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I have said it before, and I guess I will say it again, there is nothing like a video camera to make me motherfucking happy. I love how technolgy is evolving and people are becoming more and more comfortable with this shit so that when you propose the idea of filming your girl getting fucked, she jumps on it. It makes for good internet entertainment.

The other thing this does is confirms my position that young people do not know how to fuck. There is a serious lack of flow and passion, rhythm and fucking no holding back….

Check out the video clip of the day, it’s some amateur teenager sex with night vision. It’s situations like this that make me wish I had Premature Ejaculation issues.

Video Here

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I have no idea who she is, I guess she’s famous because she’s at a red carpet event and you know that people like us don’t get invited to that kind of shit. I did once have a red runner and I used to fantasize about being asked who I was wearing and how I felt about the the event, I remember thinking about all the flash bulbs going off, and how embarassing it would be for my seemingly black dress to be see-through upon exposure to those falshes. I guess I have something in common with Shiri, cuz bitch is showing the world her titties and her underwear and it is all from a simple mistake in dress selection. I believe all fabrics should be thin and sheer, it would make the world a better place, even when the fat bitches rock the shit, cuz I would be too busy checkin out all the other tits around me. I tend to not notice the uglies…don’t be so sensitive, I am not talking about you…..

Another Pic After The Jump

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It has happened to the best cokehead party sluts out there. You know, they get nice and drunk at the club and make their way back to the hotel room to finish off the night with an 8-ball of cocaine. Once in the hotel room, anything can happen, and it usually ends up in nice dirty sex. Sometimes the sex is a little dirtier than bargained for and shit happens, you know, it’s not your fault that you didn’t use a condom, you are young and you are high, you don’t really know how to deal with the situation at hand, and you know that this person must be clean, only because of who he is. Celebrities don’t have diseases, I know Magic Johnson has HIV, but dude’s in better shape than me, that’s just what happens when we are celebrities. We are pretty. We are invincible. I guess when this realization really hits home is 4 to 6 weeks after your coke binge hotel romp and a certain vagina starts to itch and burn like a motherfucker….well one can only assume that is what happened to Lohan and this picture brings that point home. Admit you aren’t all that surprised.

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It has happened to the best cokehead party sluts out there. You know, they get nice and drunk at the club and make their way back to the hotel room to finish off the night with an 8-ball of cocaine. Once in the hotel room, anything can happen, and it usually ends up in nice dirty sex. Sometimes the sex is a little dirtier than bargained for and shit happens, you know, it’s not your fault that you didn’t use a condom, you are young and you are high, you don’t really know how to deal with the situation at hand, and you know that this person must be clean, only because of who he is. Celebrities don’t have diseases, I know Magic Johnson has HIV, but dude’s in better shape than me, that’s just what happens when we are celebrities. We are pretty. We are invincible. I guess when this realization really hits home is 4 to 6 weeks after your coke binge hotel romp and a certain vagina starts to itch and burn like a motherfucker….well one can only assume that is what happened to Lohan and this picture brings that point home. Admit you aren’t all that surprised.

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I have gone over this so many times, but it never gets old. Fetish is funny, but only when a man with erectile disfunction can only get hard when involved in their said fetish. I know this can get pretty fucking weird, it can involve things like food products, or innocent people on the street, it can even get dangerous or sick when it involves children or rape. I guess that makes this product a little less harmless than some fetishes tend to be, but it’s still pretty funny to think that there is at least one man out there who can only get off when he has a mask like this on….think of the issues that may cause him, especially when he brings a girl home from a bar. I know, the chances of someone with a mask like this in his house actually meeting someone and getting them back to their home is pretty fucking rare, but we can pretend…..this is the internet!

Here is one very challenging hood! It has a “transparent” section which acts as a balloon, inflating on exhale, and deflating on inhale with two tiny holes for very low air outakes… well, you know what that means! This hood is perfect for the medical role play fetishists who like to do controlled breath play. The hood is very easy to put on, with a zipper back, which also helps, since it does take “training” to get use to it.

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I don’t know if you remember Alana Dante. She is some celebrity from some other country who likes to do dirty things on camera. The people at Totally Crap, were kind enough to send us part two and part three. I guess you are looking for some type of commentary on the video clips, well that isn’t going to happen, because I haven’t watched them yet. I am a busy person, you should just be happy that I posted it for you to watch. I also would like to say that all girls should use digital technology to take pictures and video of themselves in compromising positions, feel free to send them my way. I also figure that if every girl has naked pics of themselves, trying to negotiate a deal to get those pics will be a lot less work. As a lazy man, easy is good so think of that the next time your boyfriend busts out a camera. Thanks in advance, bitches.

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I love poor perverts, much more than rich perverts. By poor perverts I mean people with fetishes who work on a budget. By budget I mean buying a sex doll that looks like it’s made of hard plastic, like a Tonka truck….and has no arms or legs, you gotta cut corners somewhere. I am talking a head and torso, a little Boxing Helena, that’s all you really need…I am happy to say that this poor motherfucker, although hurting sexually, can afford a digital camera that gives us the opportunity to check his “girlfriend” out, he even shows us his home that clearly took way too much thought….This photoessay is after the jump….enjoy and remember that I am not the one who wrote the captions!

Charlotte! Wearing a medium top and size 2 A&F skirt. Skirts fits a little loose.

Butt shot

Her butt is as soft as it looks

This is a 36DDD Lunaire bra. Fits well and is very soft 🙂

Tasty!

For my fellow breast-men

Charlotte about to enter her house

Now you see her…

now you don’t. False backpanel provides 2nd line of defense. Note the shelf. The side supports remove allowing access to the backpanel.

Shown with door closed. note the lock for 1st protection. House is a computer desk to the observer.

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