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2007

14

Sep

I am – Hilary Duff in Shorts and a Tank Top of the Day

Here are some Hilary Duff in shorts and a cleavage exposing shirt because I think she’s lookin’ better than she has pretty much ever looked, maybe it’s because she’s usually with her sister and that makes her hot by comparison because her sister is a fucking wreck. That would be like putting me next to my wife and saying that I am skinny, when in reality if you put me next to a normal sized person it looks like I’ve been stealing their food since we were kids. I saw this bitch at a Montreal club appearance and she wasn’t hot in person.

Paris is going to be in Montreal hosting a shitty party and I want to be there. I want her to take me out for dinner and I want to get her to flash me her box in person. I have no way of getting in because shitty bars designed don’t like me and my obesity, sweatpants and stench…so if any one of you three fuckers are some how connected to Paris, make it happen.

Does anyone have Paris Hilton’s number? Since the last one I had has been leaked I haven’t been able to reach out to her and tell her my problems. I do still have Stavros’ number that still works, but he doesn’t answer me anymore. I asked him to get me in the VMAs the day of the VMAs but said something like “I bet you have enough trouble getting yourself in to hook me up”….not that I would have gone, but I figure you gotta pretend you’re important to these kinds of people.

He ended up taking offense and throwing a little fit, I guess being the some of some shipping billionaire makes you a spoiled whining baby….he said something like “Don’t message me if you don’t have anything nice to say man” or something to that effect. I responded telling him that he’s banged every girl I’ve ever wanted too and that I bet it was worth the herpes….and I think that ended or Greek phone love affair.

In reality I don’t know why I bother even asking you, in my fantasies at least one of you has a job walking her dogs or waxing her cunt or something but even if you did, I can barely keep you interested enough in this site to comment, so even if you were somehow connected to her, you’d never hook me up…but I guess you don’t get what you want if you don’t try…this is the extent of me trying.

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Hilary Duff Does Montreal
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Paris and Her Sister Partying

2007

14

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t leave the house today because I was hung over. I ate 5 cobs of corn because I got them for a dollar yesterday and sat on my ass hung over. I got to thinking that it’d be awesome if my life wasn’t what I say it is….you know like if I actually made money, had a hot girlfriend, lived in a mansion and that this was all a joke…

Like when I was in high school, I knew this closet case who would always talk about how hard he fucked a chick the day before. Everyone thought he was a fucking star and looked up to him and when we were at school all the girls would grab him and make out with him and he’d just look at us like he was the fucking man. Well it turned out that he was fucking men and when he would go over to girls houses he would do their hair hair and make up and their nails and they’d talked about boys while eating a pint of ice cream that they would later make themselves throw up while holding hands..things weren’t what he said they were…

Unfortunately for me, my life is what it is…and here are my links…you’ll just have to click to find out ….

Vanessa Hudgens Has a Nude Christmas Video Circulating…Send It To Me…
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A Whole Lot of Disgusting Diseases You May Have…
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Diddy Buys E in IBIZIA Video That Could be Fake..But Who Knows…Looks Legit to Me…
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Some WWE Blonde Bombshell Named Kelly Kelly’s Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Aplogizes To The World….
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This kid beats his mother and gets pissed all day – VIDEO
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Tyra yelling at Britney Edit that May Turn You On…Weirdo…
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Slut Katie Lohmann by Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed for Playboy
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Jessica Alba Has Herpes It’s True….
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Jessica Alba and Dane Cook Sex Tape Parody That Sucks Fucking Dick Because I Hate Dane Cook and Because Jessica Alba Has Herpes….
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Phoebe Price is Some Plastic Surgery Disaster With Big Fake Tits
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The News Talks About Vanessa Hudgens Nudes…
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Trust Fall Doesn’t Work Out So Well…
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Fergie Upskirt Pictures That Don’t Prove She Doesn’t Have a Cock
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Some Drunk Chicks Talking About their Assholes in a Video
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Camilla Alves in a bikini…She’s Banging Matthew McCono however the fuck you spell his name…
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Selita Ebanks in a Bikini for SI Lookin Pretty Alright…
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Some Hot Marissa Miller Bikini Photoshoot Video With Nipples and Cameltoe
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Hollywood Streaker Gets Arrested…
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Party Girls Show Their Asses Off
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Some Nicole Richie Pregnancy Tits
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Britney Spears – Drunk, Stoned, Wasted
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Some Gwen Stefani photoshoot where she’s wearing a stupid wig because she’s a cunt who I hate…
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Some Sexy Coors Light Commercial Called “Eye Test”
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Guy gets pepper sprayed cuz he’s an idiot.
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Toronto Film Fest News – Sounds Exciting…
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This Kid Doesn’t Scare Easily…
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Some Slut Named Ashley Jensen Gallery
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A Mel C Music Video Because You Like Lesbians
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Idiot ties rope to legs and lets a truck yank him off his feet – VIDEO
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Hayden Panettiere gets hair done; Has new boyfriend already cause she’s a slut
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Kelly Brooke in Lingerie Pictures
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Topless Car Wash Pictures
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Too much boob to handle Video Even Though There’s No Such Thing…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Shay Laren Half Naked Hotness
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Japanese Chick Katsumi Shows Her Tits on TV
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Cash Warren cheated on Jessica Alba Because She Has Herpes
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Alyssa Milano vs Mariah Carey Washed Up Whore Face-Off
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Dumbest answer ever on Double Dare
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Old clip os Monica Belluci in Dracula
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Truck blows up in some country where there is wars – VIDEO
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Trackin’ The Sean O’Donnell Fame Train Because He Reads the Site and Told Me He’ll Hook Me Up When He’s Made It…
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Ashley olsen still looks like a troll I want to Fuck
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Just a blowjob please Video
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Ultra Flexible Girl Video
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Demi Moore Just Gets Hotter the Older Bitch Gets…
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JLO is knocked up and No One Cares….
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Some Photobucket Tit
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Hydro Car – VIDEO
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Jodie Foster has big hair to Match Her Broken Down Pick Up Truck Face….
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Liz McNarnon Big Breasted Half Naked photoshoot
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Some Asian Chick Loves Octopus A Lot
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Camera Phone Tits
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Britney’s Naked Bod (no, not that Britney)
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Marissa Miller in a Bikini
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Kristen Kruek eats Ice Cream Like a Slut…
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Victoria Beckham and her Orange Tits…
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Celebs Celebrate the Jew-Year
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Here’s a Conversation with Pick Up Artist Mystery Because He Has Game and You Don’t
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MS DOS 5 Upgrade Video is Funny
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Some Dude Is Under Investigation for Sending a Teenage Girl Pictures of Him in a Diaper
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Mandy Moore does not know how to cook, but has set a goal for herself to take cooking classes.
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Read The Comments on this Monica Bellucci Got Cum Post
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Some Photobucket Chick Posing in Her Underwear….
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Find Pussy In Your Neighborhood
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Here’s a T-shirt For You Because It’s Funny…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Mom’s Try Anal got a 68
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2007

13

Sep

I am – Homeless Man and His Mattress of the Day

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When living on the street one of the best days you can have is when some asshole throws out his soiled mattress because it gives you something more comfy than cement to sleep on and since you’re homeless you don’t give a fuck about the rash and bites you get from whatever the fuck is living in the AIDS mattress you found. It coulda be a bed used by a dude who likes golden showers or maybe someone died while asleep on the mattress a couple days earlier, maybe the person who owned it had the flesh eating disease or scabies…but shit doesn’t matter cuz you’re homeless, you’re just so fucking happy that you just want to jump up and down on your new found gift from god to the High School Musical soundtrack….Cuddles.

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Mariah Carey's Cleavage and Short Skirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage because she has big tits and I figured you like to feel like you were in the room with her, lookin’ down her shirt because you are a pervert and wouldn’t actually be with a girl who looks like this. That’s not saying that Mariah Carey is hot, it’s saying that you’re a loser.

Speaking of losers, I used to hang out with a girl who was built like Mariah. She had a weak chin, big boobs and a pretty curvy body. She was an alcoholic, so we’d get drunk pretty much everyday for the month we hung out together. I wanted to bang her from day one, but she thought she was hotter than she was and liked having me around because I could drink as much as she could and I didn’t look down on her for being a slut who ended up going home everynight with a different dude. I took on the shitty friend role who had to listen to all her sexual conquests about how guys stuffed her and how she’d have to get rid of them then next day and shit, and it made me want to take her for a round. No matter how drunk we got she would never give me any pussy. She would always leave with a random because she had some theory that she only bangs dudes she doesn’t know.

Either way, I went out with her on an off night and she ended up leaving the bar alone. She invited me back to her place so I figured I’d be banging her. We put on a movie and I grabber her pussy, that’s my move. If they throw off the hand it means they don’t want it. I am pretty romantic like that especially when I know the girl I am dealing with is a slut. Anyway, we end up fooling around, I finger bang her, suck her tits all the standard shit and like an idiot pull pants off. That shit was like the alarm sounding in her head and she put a stop to everything and sent me home never to talk to me again.

Whenever I see Mariah Cary pictures, I remember that night, that girl and how I can turn off girls quicker than anyone I know and here are those Mariah pics.

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Mariah Carey’s Upskirt and See Through Shirt
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Mariah Carey’s See Through Shit in the Rain
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2007

13

Sep

I am – Mariah Carey’s Cleavage and Short Skirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage because she has big tits and I figured you like to feel like you were in the room with her, lookin’ down her shirt because you are a pervert and wouldn’t actually be with a girl who looks like this. That’s not saying that Mariah Carey is hot, it’s saying that you’re a loser.

Speaking of losers, I used to hang out with a girl who was built like Mariah. She had a weak chin, big boobs and a pretty curvy body. She was an alcoholic, so we’d get drunk pretty much everyday for the month we hung out together. I wanted to bang her from day one, but she thought she was hotter than she was and liked having me around because I could drink as much as she could and I didn’t look down on her for being a slut who ended up going home everynight with a different dude. I took on the shitty friend role who had to listen to all her sexual conquests about how guys stuffed her and how she’d have to get rid of them then next day and shit, and it made me want to take her for a round. No matter how drunk we got she would never give me any pussy. She would always leave with a random because she had some theory that she only bangs dudes she doesn’t know.

Either way, I went out with her on an off night and she ended up leaving the bar alone. She invited me back to her place so I figured I’d be banging her. We put on a movie and I grabber her pussy, that’s my move. If they throw off the hand it means they don’t want it. I am pretty romantic like that especially when I know the girl I am dealing with is a slut. Anyway, we end up fooling around, I finger bang her, suck her tits all the standard shit and like an idiot pull pants off. That shit was like the alarm sounding in her head and she put a stop to everything and sent me home never to talk to me again.

Whenever I see Mariah Cary pictures, I remember that night, that girl and how I can turn off girls quicker than anyone I know and here are those Mariah pics.

Related Posts:

Mariah Carey’s Upskirt and See Through Shirt
Mariah Carey’s Bikini Pictures
Mariah Carey’s See Through Shit in the Rain
Mariah Carey’s Nipples Walk Her Dog

2007

13

Sep

I am – Lohan’s Fat Ass in Whore Stance of the Day

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I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….

From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures:

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Lohan Bikini Nipple Pictures

2007

13

Sep

I am – Lohan's Fat Ass in Whore Stance of the Day

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I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….

From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures:

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Lohan’s Rehab Tits Pictures
Lohan’s Birthday Bikini Pictures
Lohan’s Ass Goes to a Movie
Lohan Bikini Nipple Pictures

2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape

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Vanessa Hudgens In a BIkini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self Shot Softcore Underwear Porn Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures
Some More Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

2007

13

Sep

I am – Taryn Manning at the Airport of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I figured that since no one gives a shit about Taryn Manning and that she is the kind of famous person that is so famous no one’s ever heard of her, you know she is so famous that if she was spotted sitting next to you in a restaurant and you asked her to pass you the ketchup and she introduced herself as Taryn Manning, you’d still have no fucking idea who she was. That’s the fame that buys you a RAZR cellular that comes free with your cell phone contract and the kind of Fame that allows you to buy your poverty looking luggage at one of those bargain basement stores….and the kind of fame that allows you into Kid Rock’s home to borrow his pants.

The point is that I don’t think Taryn Manning is hot. She reminds me of an uneducated white trash mother who drinks, does meth and eats Kraft Dinner. But not the kind of uneducated white trash mother I like, you know the kind who dresses slutty and tries to sleep with everyone in the town because she’s lonely. Taryn Manning has that face of a girl who works the dinner or a factory or drives a truck or works for UPS and who doesn’t take shit from anyone. But rumor has it that people find her hot and despite those same people not realizing that they are gay cuz her name is manning and she looks like a man. I’ll still post the pics.

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Taryn Manning Bikini Pictures
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