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2007

12

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have done my fair share of weird things to try to seduce chicks into sleeping with me. Desperate times call for desperate measures is the expression and I took that to heart. Growing up and always landing the table scrap girls I felt like my 20s was a time to take it upon myself to really get out there, not give a fuck and get all the girls I could get. I was drinking lots, doing drugs always and managed to make my way to bars almost every night. This was before it all fell apart at the seams and I ended up in halfway houses, on park benches, addicted and alone and that was before I came to Canada and married my wife. So for this 2 year period I was the fucking man. I would tell girls what they wanted to hear whether it was that I was in the Army, or someone famous, or someone successful. I’d never bring them back to my place and I got more girls than I can count. The lowest point was when I was tipped off by a dude that I knew that he had a chick coming into town who wanted to bag a dude in a wheel chair. I fucking ran to the hospital, stole a wheel chair and made my buddy push me around all night. I got a little too drunk and even though she was feeling me and into me and wanting me because she had never been with a wheel chair bound guy and it was her fantasy that she couldn’t believe was coming true, I accidentally stood up to go take a piss. I fucked up my game was told I was sick and all that shit, but what it came down to was that I wasn’t a bitch who liked fucking dudes in wheelchairs.

Now I don’t have a problem with my wheelchair bound readers and I think your deserve pussy as much as the next guy and I hope you know that these kind of girls exist because dude what you may see as a disability could really be like a superpower…

Here are my links:

Pairs Hilton wants to start her own Aryan Nation
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Britney Spears Torture Chamber Game is Hysterical
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This is Probably one of the Best Pranks I’ve Seen in a Long Time…It is Almost Inspiring Even Though I Hate The People Behind It…
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Fan fight at a Phillies vs Mets game – VIDEO
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Some Beyonce Nude Painting with Tits
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Tokyo timelapse over the last 35 years
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JA RULE HATES GAYS
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Beyonce gets dissed by 50 Cent?
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Rosy Would Break Her Own Limbs Because Her Cast Was a Good Weapon When in Bed Late at Night….What?
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A very photoshopped Alessandra Ambrosio
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If I wasn’t so fat, I would try Keg Rolling
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The Fag From the Britney Video is Famous…I knew it was going to happen
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Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz fist fight with bouncers, cause thats what grown men do
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Hayden Panettiere is now free for you to have your way with her troll body
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year old playing with herself
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Aylin Mujica Upskirt (Scroll down to avoid Britney)
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Plane take off goes horribly wrong
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Jennifer Aniston surfing in Hawaii
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Apparently Hollywood’s babies are in danger
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The wrong football
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Rope swing gone wrong
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Attention Craving Dude Wore a Dead Mouse to a Fashion Show
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Mandy Moore slurps pole
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Krystal Forscutt = Very Nice
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How To – Direct traffic in Iraq
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Virtual sex with Shay Jordan
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David Beckham has a nanny mistress who is now living in LA
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More Lohan Drama
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Dude rips open coconuts with his teeth and hands
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Shannon Whirry’s HOT VIDEO
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How about some Japanese School Girl Insanity Video
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Britney Spears: “I looked like a fat pig!!”
Us: “No SHIT!”
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Fergie stand up for crotch flashers around the world
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Some Reality Start Was Lesbian Bashed
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J-Lo models shitty clothes from her new line
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Kimberly Stewart walks around barfoot in Las Vegas, because that is the smart thing to do in a city filled with junkies and whores and general disgustingness
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Mischa Barton upskirt and pussy slip
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Kanye West makes excuses for being a crybaby at the VMAs
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Owen Wilson hires sober companion
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Fight between some dude and a chick on the Russian Big Brother – VIDEO
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Gina Simoscans wants you to see her naked
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Britney’s career is down, MTVs ratings are up
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Jessica Simpson Silver Dress and Big Tits
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Kevin Federline is a Hero to Us All…And Now He’s an Actor
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MK Olsen in Harpers Bazaar with some stupid fucking wig on
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Paris and her Nipples Come to Canada
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Some 6 old Saudi kid driving a car
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Sienne Miller is a Fucking Hippy and I Want to Smell Her
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Some Big Tits Praying
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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How About Some Insane College Party Lesbian Show
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Candice Swanepoel wants to show you her lingerie
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Some Band You Will Like Called Sam Champion
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Southwest Airlines Kicked Another Hot Chick Off Their Plane Because They Are Insane Conservative Freaks
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Terrorists Want to Cut Off Britney’s Head
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Hayden Panettere Showing Off a Lot of Her Troll Tits (video available to download)
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Some Nude Chick on a Ball
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Shaved Vagina Used to Sell Perfume
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Some Slut Named Nina Moric Showing Off Her Tits
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NSFW – NSFW – NSFW – Fisting VIdeo That Will Make You Sick
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Watch the Sean O’Donnel Show Cuz He Will Be More Famous Than Me Soon and I Expect Payback…
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Some Party Compilation with Tits
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Porn Site “Mom Fucks Guys” Scored a 69….
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Some Teen Poppin’ Her Ass Like a Pro Video
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You Need Pussy…and There are Plenty of Sluts Close to Home…
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You Need Pussy and There are Plenty of Sluts This Will Work On..
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2007

12

Sep

I am – Topless Dancer of the Day

I decided that my biggest problem, besides not being able to write is remembering funny shit I think throughout the day. I was walking down the street the other day, because I decided to get outside before it snows and so many seemingly funny things came to my mind, but I am like a retarded kid who probably understands everything around me but instead I just smack my head against the wall over and over until my handler tugs on the leash, only I don’t have a handler. Sometimes I wish wi was break free from my constantly trying to remember funny shit, rip my shirt off and start dancing. This dude is an inspiration to us all…now if only he was a chick in a bikini….


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown's Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


Related Posts:

Scary Spice Upskirt Picture
Mel B Bikini Pictures
Melanie Brown’s See Through Shirt
Spice Girl Reunion Pictures

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown’s Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


Related Posts:

Scary Spice Upskirt Picture
Mel B Bikini Pictures
Melanie Brown’s See Through Shirt
Spice Girl Reunion Pictures

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert's Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action


Related Posts:

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Fat and Pale Leaving the Tanning Salon Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert is a Fat Smoker Pictures

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert’s Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action


Related Posts:

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Fat and Pale Leaving the Tanning Salon Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert is a Fat Smoker Pictures

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Anna Kournikova In Some Red Dress Showing Off Her Legs and Cleavage of the Day

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Anna Kournikova is probably the most overrated tennis player of all time. I guess she was a nice addition to the sport because she’s pretty hot, and gave men a real reason to watch tennis, because seeing dykes screaming and grunting while flashing their panties isn’t as hot as some young tight bodied Russian chick. Here she is at some event with some fat chick because I the fat chick makes her look skinnier and prettier by comparison in pictures in Miami.

I was at a party with fat chicks the other night too. It wasn’t a very good party and the only reason I was there was because they were part of some group my wife is involved in, like Eating Anonymous or some shit. So here I am in a room full of fat chicks wanting to shoot myself in the head and all their boyfriends and husbands are there trying to have a good time, you know, drinking away their pain of having a wife that looks the way some of these chicks looked. I know some of the dudes didn’t sign up for this shit, but kids and postpartum depression lead to an emotional eating stay at home wife, but some of the other dudes were socially awkward lanky motherfuckers with no self esteem who got in with these chicks who have been fat all their lives because it’s better than being alone and here I am in a room full of them.

My fear was that an orgy was going to be organized, because swinging with obese chicks is when I decide my life isn’t worth living, even though watching it would have been fucking funny. They ended up just doing a conga line and eating more chips than I had ever seen consumed before, and I didn’t have my camera to bring it to you, but I do have these Kournikova pics which are a hell of a lot more interesting than my life and there is a fat chick who would have been considered skinny at the event I was at, but you can pretend.


Related Posts:

Anna Kournikova Bikini Top Pictures
More Anna Kournikova Bikini Top Pictures
Maria Sharapova Stretching Her Tennis Ass Pictures
Chicks Playing Tennis Pictures

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Beach of the Day

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This are probably some of the most misleading pictures I’ve seen in a while and that is why I am posting them. When I saw the caption of Jennifer Love Hewitt at the beach, I figured they were some slutty bikini pictures, but that was before I remembered that this bitch is a bigger prude than this none I once knew who used to be a whore but found Jesus. She gave up fucking for money , but she did let us peak up her habit every once in a while, I guess because once you’re a slut, you’re pretty much always a slut….even after finding Jesus.

Either way, bitch is on the beach, bitch is fully clothed and bitch is fatter than she’s ever been. It’s the typical story of the young small framed girl with huge tits who ends up hefty 10 years later, because her tits are so out of proportion that the ass feels like it needs to catch up or some shit…Reality is that all this girl ever had going for her was her body because her face was always a wreck, and now that the body is gone, I guess that means she’s dead to all of us….

I am not always mean to fat chicks because I am a model citizen. I don’t help old ladies cross the street, I don’t volunteer and I don’t have a job or contribute to the world in any way. I am not a big brother or a big sister, I am not an activist and I don’t have a cause, I am not trying to change the world, I don’t recycle but I did hold a door open for a at lady I almost slammed it on because my brain blocks out every girl I don’t want to fuck. It’s like I can be in a room with 10 girls and only see the hot ones, the ugly ones don’t even register. Either way, I apologized to the woman for not seeing her but I couldn’t help saying “I bet you don’t hear that often” because she’s fat and takes up the same amount of space as 2 people. It may have been a bad joke, it may take away from the nice model citizen act of kindness of holding the door open for a woman whos hands were full with 2 boxes of donuts and it may make me an asshole, but at least it made me laugh.

Here are those Jennifer Love on the Beach Pics for you remember something that once wasn’t a fat chick with a camera.


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Jennier Love Hewitt’s Birthing Hips and Big TIts Pictures
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Dumpy and Stumpy Pics
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Ass Pictures
Jennifer Love Hewitt Emotionally Eating in a Bikini
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bikini Pictures Before She Was Fat

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson Do the Heatherette Show of the Day

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I never understood Heatherette, they are some kind of drugged up club kid tranny shit that all these celebrity bitches fell in love with and bought into and now they are making more money than anyone you know being all drugged up tranny club kid outrageousness. Either way, Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson were some of the “stars” and I used that term loosely, more loose than both of their porned up twats, who modeled for their fashion show.

I fucking hate porn bitches but I guess there’s something nice about seeing a successful mainstream pornstar and an unsuccessful amateur pornstar hanging out. It’s like seeing the Big Brothers of America teaching some homeless poor kid how to play baseball. I know they are both sluts and that they both put out for money like the street trash drug addicts I used to pay to fuck and they let the people doing them film them like it’s not a big deal which is amazing because trying to convince girls over the years to let me bust out my polaroid never really worked out for me. The best I got was a picture of one of them sleeping with part of her tit hanging out, but I even got busted for that and she destroyed it. So as I suck at life, these girls who seemingly suck at life too, also suck dick on camera and hang out at fashion shows together.

I can only assume that Jenna got casted in the part because bitch looks like a fucking tranny, and apparently Heatherette is into trannies. I love how fucking serious she’s taking this gig like it’s a fucking academy award performance or her first big break onto the fashion model scene because no matter what she does or how she does it, I will always know that she’s nothing but a broken down girl with daddy issues, who used her cunt to get ahead…a cunt that looks like she may soon be turning into a cock. Porn Bitches are trash. I’d rather see everyday girls get fucked any day. That’s the end of that.


Related Posts:

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian Pussy Preview Video
More Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Preview VIdeos
Jenna Jameson is the Living Dead

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Shitty Quality Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t know who this bitch was before a week or 2 ago so I have no idea when they were taken and that means that they could be old or they could be new but one thing I am sure about is that they are fucking shitty.

This Vanessa Hudgen’s bitch is doing what almost every girl in my life has done. She’s given us a taste of her nakedness, because one night she had poor judgment and now that we want more she’s keeping shit covered up. My logic is that since we’ve already seen it, you should be naked every time we’re together, and since I don’t get out much, being together is you in pictures on my computer.

I remember after almost every girl I ever hooked up with on any level, I’m talking them topless, them bottomless, them flashing me, them showering for me, me finger-banging them, me going down on them, them going down on me, anal sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dry sex, heavy petting, drunk sex, sober sex, lesbian sex… it was always a one time deal. They’d give me a taste and I never had what it took to get them doing it again. The shame and embarrassment outweighed the fun in doing it and since they knew that I wasn’t up to their standards, they could easily find a better guy to share their goods with. I predict that’s what you can expect from this High School Musical slut, we’ve got a taste and you won’t be seeing her naked for a little while.

But we will see her in shitty bikini pictures.

Bonus – I found some Better Quality Pics of Her With the Fag Efron….

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Related Posts:

Naked Vanessa Hudgens some Nude Self-Shot Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Erotica
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Ashley Tisdale in a White Bikini

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