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Archive for the Upskirt Category

2009

05

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

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Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo.

I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…

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2009

29

Jul

Rachel Taylor Flashing Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.

Posted in:flash|Panties|Rachel Taylor|Upskirt

2009

10

Jun

Who is Lorraine Kelly and Why is She Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

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This is some disgusting, 50 year old TV presenter from Scottish TV named Lorraine Kelly and she is showing off her junk to the world while riding a tank. I assume she’s just smitten with all the manly soldiers and trying to live out some fantasy, that lead her to no wear panties that day, knowing she’d get one of them to jump her if she showed her pussy just right, but I guess it could just be bad timing on her part and good timing on the pervert photographer’s part and all I can reallly think about is how many cocks have been in and out of that shit in the last 50 years and as disgusting as that thought is, it makes me want to dig in and have a taste, but that’s just because I’m not well mentally.

Point of all this is to say, I don’t see vagina and I don’t see panty, I just see some Barbie doll genitals and this whole post is really weird on my part…I’ll pull it together after lunch.

Posted in:Lorraine Kelly|Upskirt

2009

29

May

Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Almost has an Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s a really shitty post.

Posted in:Mailorder|Ronnie Wood|Upskirt

2009

19

May

Victoria Silvstedt Pitchin’ a Watch Campaign The Only Way She Knows How of the Day

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Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife

Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.

Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.

Posted in:Panties|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt|Watch

2009

14

May

What the Fuck is Beth Dito of the Day

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Beth Dito is exactly what is wrong with society when fat girls are encouraged to embrace their disgustingness and take ownership and pride in who and what they are. It’s a flaw in the Dove commercial that empowers woman about whatever shape or size their body is. It is overcompensation of a disgusting mess girl, taking it to the next level of disgusting, in a way to say fuck you world for not seeing me as someone worth fucking. She’s some kind of lesbian who hangs with black dudes, because black dudes only care if a bitch is white, and don’t really worry if they stink or are repulsive, and here she is partying with her disgusting everything, covering up with a blanket like she should everyday, and the whole thing confuses me.

I guess the inspiration in all this is that if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, it can’t be that hard to get into the limelight, so this should give all you losers hope.

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2009

11

May

Pheobe Price Upskirt of the Day

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Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…

Posted in:cleavage|Panties|Pheobe Price|Tits|Upskirt

2009

06

May

Charley Uchea is a Nobody With an Upskirt of the Day

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When bitch is no name in the UK when she’s from the UK, that usually means she’s non-existant in America. So for those of you who don’t know who this whore panty flasher is her name is Charley Uchea and this is her wikipedia info:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

The only thing interesting about that whole little write up about her is that her middle name is Kazim. What the fuck is that, some kind of Arcade game or board game that some wizard weirdo made in his mom’s basement when he got fired from his tech support job last year and was forced to move back home at 47 years of age because he got evicted from his 1 room basement apartment, which really sucks cuz his mom always nags him with stupid comments and requests to do chores for her because she doesn’t realize he’s on level fucking 98 in Boltar’s Mystic Mountain and his wizard power is nearing 180 and shit’s about to go down. Kazim motherfucker….

I mean that and the fact she’s a former lap dancer because I like lap dances.

Posted in:Charley Uchea|Upskirt

2009

10

Mar

Some Sophie Anderton Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Her name is Sophie Anderton, she was a coke addicted prostitute who did some modeling and reality TV work on the side. She dated Footballers, and did 8 balls, while sucking their balls, and getting them to pay her so she could ball.

This is her at Liverpool Fashion week almost showing her money maker, because in a workin’ class town, the highest profile celebs you can get to your event is usually the kind of girl you can pay to fuck. Liverpool is just upscale like that since fucking for free is for peasants at least that’s what whores like to believe….because no one like to admit they are trash.

Posted in:Liverpool Fashion Week|Sophie Anderton|Upskirt

2009

09

Mar

Nicolette Sheridan and Some Pussy Lip Slip of the Day

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Nicolette Sheridan had a bit of an unfortunate event getting out of a car recently, her expensive lacy underwear wasn’t able to contain her meaty pussy lip that Michael Bolton used to chew on like it was a piece of leather, and who knows, maybe it is, she’s older, menopausal and maybe trying to runaway from her body because either it wants to do what it was meant to do and have babies, but Nicolette is too vain to make that happen, or maybe it’s just trying to escape because Nicolette allowed Bolton inside it and that’s a shame that’s hard to live down. Either way, here are the pics.

Posted in:Lipslip|Nicolette Sheridan|Pussy|Upskirt