2009
07
Sep
Denise Richards is such a desparate whore that she’s taken her pussy to the park to flash around hoping some single dad, or married dad who is rich and successful and bored of his wife who supported him as he was coming up to top, that she can steal away cuz he jerked off to her in that one movie she was in….
Posted in:Denise Richards|Upskirt
2009
27
Aug
Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.
Posted in:Brittany Snow|Upskirt
2009
26
Aug
Here is Karina Smirnoff the Dancing with the Stars chick showing some skin, almost flashing her ass, and if you want to see the real deal, you can turn into her dancing show, because she shows a hell of a lot more skin there than in these pictures and the only reason I even care is because she’s named after a vodka company, and even if it is lowend bullshit vodka, shit’s better than the time I got drunk drinking rubbing alcohol to see if I’d go blind, not that that has anything to do with this whore, unless she’s the heir to the company, which I doubt, I think it’s most likely just a stage name playing up her Russian mail order bride roots….
Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Upskirt
2009
25
Aug
Here are pictures of Katy Perry not showing us her pussy while getting out of a car. I like to think she’s doing us a favor because I don’t know what kind of mess she has been hiding in her underwear, but based on everything about her, I can safely assume it is disgusting but not as disgusting as me fucking writing about this. I wonder what went wrong in my life that I sit her every fucking day writing about bitches who are totally fucking useless to me. I don’t dig their work or their look and I sure as hell can’t pay them to suck my fucking dick and give them an extra 10 dollars to lick my dirty ass, so why the fuck am I doing this…I guess I’ll never know….
Posted in:Katy Perry|Upskirt
2009
19
Aug
I guess the new place I am going to have to get my creep on is going to be at some luxurious pedicure spot because I didn’t realize that girls go to that shit in skirts and more importantly, I didn’t think that they sat with their feet propped up like they were acting all shy at a gyno exam. Unfortunately, chubby Kristin Cavallari the bottom feeding idiot who thought she was too good for The Hills only to come crawling back to The Hills like at least one of my ex girlfriends, but that only happened because she was an immigrant who developed a serious drug addiction and the guy she left me for beat the fuck out of her before dying of an overdose and she had no where else to sleep and figured my couch was a good halfway house, until waking up every night with my dick inside her uninvited. I figured if it is my couch its my business…but now I don’t have a couch anymore, everything is my disgusting wifes’, so I luckily don’t have all these complicated issues to deal with…..except when my wife tries to rape me when I am sitting on her couch and busts the same logic I used….
Either way, Here’s Hollywood’s kitchen garbage of a person getting her nails done and inspiring a whole lot of men to look twice when walking by the nail salon….
Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Upskirt
2009
05
Aug
Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo.
I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…
Posted in:Kelly Brook|Upskirt
2009
29
Jul
I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.
Posted in:flash|Panties|Rachel Taylor|Upskirt
2009
10
Jun
This is some disgusting, 50 year old TV presenter from Scottish TV named Lorraine Kelly and she is showing off her junk to the world while riding a tank. I assume she’s just smitten with all the manly soldiers and trying to live out some fantasy, that lead her to no wear panties that day, knowing she’d get one of them to jump her if she showed her pussy just right, but I guess it could just be bad timing on her part and good timing on the pervert photographer’s part and all I can reallly think about is how many cocks have been in and out of that shit in the last 50 years and as disgusting as that thought is, it makes me want to dig in and have a taste, but that’s just because I’m not well mentally.
Point of all this is to say, I don’t see vagina and I don’t see panty, I just see some Barbie doll genitals and this whole post is really weird on my part…I’ll pull it together after lunch.
Posted in:Lorraine Kelly|Upskirt
2009
19
May
Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife
Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.
Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.
Posted in:Panties|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt|Watch
