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Archive for the Upskirt Category

2008

11

Sep

Jennifer Aniston is Seriously Desperate for Male Attention of the Day

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These pictures of Jennifer Aniston flashing her underwear reminds me of an Animal Planet special I saw about the mating rituals of the Baboon. The femal baboons would circle around the King Baboon, bend over and show him their swollen red vaginas that were dying to get fucked and impregnated. So this King Baboon is in this mess of swollen drippy Baboon pussy and he only chooses one and the others that he rejects I call the Jennifer Anistons.

So no matter how hard she tries to lasso the idea guy in, he just goes for the other available pussy, leaving her alone to fend for herself in a babyless world feeling like she has no purpose.

The truth is that they’d never bother making a special on Jennifer Aniston’s mating rituals even though it is a story of dreams, passion and desire, it always ends in rejection and our lives are miserable enough that we don’t need to watch Jennifer Aniston’s story that never has a happy ending, and here she is throwing her vagina out there, hoping that it will get caught, maybe next time she should take a little initiative and show us just how swollen, drippy and alone it actually is by taking off those fuckin’ panties. Enjoy.

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2008

03

Sep

Holly Madison Upskirt Swing of the Day

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Exhibitionist sluts who only have a career because they got naked aren’t exciting to watch flash the world while in clothes, pretty much because it is what they do and have already done. Sure you can look at that shit like it’s some free-spirit hippie bullshit where they think the naked body is a natural thing, or maybe she’s just drunk and unaware that she’s flashing the world her cooch, but the fact remains that I’ve already seen her naked and I am really only into accidental flashing like when I am at the bar and braless college girls pop out of their dresses or pass out in the corner with their dresses above their bare asses, because pantylines suck, but this Holly Madison upskirt just bores me. I’ll post it anyway.

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2008

04

Aug

Peaches Geldof Shows Some Panty of the Day

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I was walking in a tourist part of town yesterday in hopes of finding some teenage runaways who didn’t know anyone and were looking for someone to show them around and would pay me for my services by having lesbian sex with each other while I fingered by ass. I figured it was a bit of a fantasy, but I couldn’t get the idea out of my head and figured you never know unless you try. I was thinking that in a worst case, some people would mistake me for a local homeless busker and would throw some money my way that I could use to buy myself something special, like a beer. It didn’t work, but I did get to see a group of hot big breasted girls on a four person bike riding around, and all of them were wearing skirts and none of them realized that as they pedaled I could see their vaginas. Sure 3 of the 4 had underwear on, but one bare vagina in 4 isn’t bad and even seeing teenage panties being unsuspectingly flashed to the world but more importantly to me, makes a hungover sunday a better one.

These are some pictures of drug addict, reality star, rich kid from the UK named Peaches Geldof showing her panties when she is getting out of a car, they are are from a couple of days ago, but I needed them to tell my magical story that is going to be the main focus of a Children’s book I am working on.

where everyone visiting this shitty city

Posted in:Panties|Peaches Geldof|Upskirt

2008

04

Aug

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Cooch To her Teenage Fans of the Day

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This is kinda perverted of me to post because she’s 12 and despite being a 12 year old who is obviously a slut and who is probably having sex, and if she isn’t having sex, than she’s definitely sucking dick and probably pulling the same shit this girl I used to date when I was 14 would pull on me and let me stick it in her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin, a dream now but one that came at a time that I was too young to appreciate the beauty of anal sex and I just wanted to fuck a vagina, but I am not the wardrobe dude or the guy at Disney who told Miley to wear a skirt short enough for the front row of her performance because important people were sitting in the front row. I am talking about perverted producers who have been allocating lots of money into the Miley Cyrus empire and who haven’t even had a one on one session with her yet because her handlers don’t want to give them what they want and end the money train, but instead string them along like an amateur teen model site that never shows the girl’s vagina because they know we keep coming back for more in hopes of seeing it.

Either way, she wore a short skirt at some performance, and you can make something out of her crotch in these pics, but not as much as you’d probably like, but that’s just because you’ll only be happy when you see your pathetic dick up in this.

Bonus – Some More of her Personal Cellphone Pics….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Performance|Upskirt

2008

31

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Golfing Upskirt of the Day

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I hate fucking golf. It reminds me of Junior executives trying to be big shots and white people. It also reminds me of work because for a summer I used to be the groundskeeper on some stuffy waspy golf course where assholes would ask me to get them towels or complain to my boss about how the green wasn’t maintained and shit like that. It made me have a serious hatred for people with money who lack any flavor. They all dressed like the same clowns, they all said the same boring racist and sex jokes and they all bored me even from a fuckin’ distance and that’s when I decided that I will never have a real job in an office, I will never take up the sport and even when you throw some tacky Playboy bitch and her panties into the mix, I still think Golf fucking sucks.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Upskirt

2008

25

Jul

Rose McGowan Almost Has an Upskirt in Her Bride’s Maid’s Dress of the Day

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I am totally down with Rose McGowan. Not only have I tried to get invited to all her family functions, but I have also masturbated to her and I feel like that means we’ve got some kind of connection, maybe a one-sided connection, but a connection nonetheless.

It was the mid-90s, before I had the internet and porn wasn’t so available at my video store because it was owned by Christian freaks who judged me everytime I rented a movie because it always had a nudity warning and I’d always ask them if they started stcking porn yet. I rented Doom Generation, and didn’t expect shit like penis being cut off, , gay shit was going down but Rose McGowan’s tits carried me through it all and made her an instant star in my eyes…it was that easy when I was less jaded.

She looks different now because she’s had some plastic surgery and she’s kinda tainted for being down with Marilyn Manson and letting him in her, and she may not be delivering a real upskirt moment, but I’m still I fan. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s pretty down to earth proven by the fact that she’s wearing one of her bride’s maid’s dress to a movie premiere, because her wedding was called off and she doesn’t like things to go to waste.

Speaking of Bride’s Maids, I am going to a wedding tomorrow and I am excited to see drunk horny girls in action. I wasn’t actually invited to the wedding but every Saturday in the summer I try to work my way into one, I’ve been doing it long before Wedding Crashers the movie came out, and was pretty pissed that the outted a free way to get down, have a good time an find ripe, willing pussy, but that doesn’t matter.

Posted in:Rose McGowan|Upskirt

2008

23

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Has an Upskirt Moment of the Day

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The Kardashian family remind me of some kind of circus performers, maybe it’s the fact that one of the sisters is a monster, one sister has a 300 pound ass and the youngest sister looks like some kind of rat-face and you’re always amazed when you see them all get ot of their SUV because you can’t figure out how the rugged vehicle supported all that weight kinda like your amazement when a bunch of clowns in a VW Bug….or maybe it’s because their careers are kinda ridiculous, their make-up and clothes are kinda obnoxious, their cries for attention are annoying and the cheap laughs they bring to some simple minded idiots that make them a novelty act you’d see at some perverted Jewish kid’s bar mitvah.

The truth is that I always hated clowns, they make me uncomfortable, they cheapen entertainment and they make me think of pedophiles and sex offenders, but I think it’s got more to do with my racism and hate for dumb bitches.

Either way, here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing off her panties, taking second place to her more successful sister who she rides to the top. If she really wants to fit in with her older sister and take her lead, she best be pullin’ those off and shoving some black hip hop dick in her, but I’m not too eager to see that and will leave you with this instead.

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Upskirt

2008

30

Jun

Britney Spears Has a Hairy Ass Upskirt of the Day

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So Britney Spears probably isn’t fucking anyone right now and hasn’t waxed or shaved her asshole and I don’t think it’s really that big of a deal, mainly because I come from an era where normal chicks never waxed and I was like some kind of British High Society game hunter in Africa on some kind of safari trying to tame the beast, and by tame the beast I mean find the fuckin’ prize hidden behind the elements on more than one occasion. I am talking girls so fuckin’ hairy you would think their pussies were some kind of animal or even a substitute for underwear and that shit never stopped me, so seeing some ass hair poking out of Britney’s underwear doesn’t phaser me, but if I saw shit stuck to that ass hair this post would be a little less accepting of her laziness.

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2008

27

Jun

Cheryl Burke has an Upskirt Getting Out of the Car of the Day

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This is some Dancing With The Stars chick who isn’t on the show anymore, but that doesn’t stop her from showing off her dance moves. I think she calls this one the Vagina in Panties Dancing Out of Cars Shuffle or some shit. She’s not hot, she’s not relevant and all she’s doing is showing off her panties and that makes me jealous. I wish life was as easy for me, I’d have no problem flashing a little skin, or my underwear to land jobs and make money for it, instead when I flash a little skin, I make people throw-up.

Speaking of throwing up, I was walking around aimlessly last night and saw a real live pussy in the flesh that didn’t belong to my wife, and it was fucking remarkable. This drunk girl was squatting outside the club she obviously drank too much at, and was puking everywhere as her friends held her hair. I stopped to point and laugh about it and when I looked the girl over, her pussy was glaring back up at me. I am convinced the fuckin’ thing winked at me. Too bad for you, I don’t own a camera.

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2008

20

Jun

Blake Lively Upskirt of the Day

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This Blake Lively chick is the hot one on the show Gossip Girl and the show Gossip Girl looks like a total piece of shit, but I wouldn’t know since I don’t have a TV, but I do know that if this is the hot one and she isn’t very hot, the show’s not worth watching.

Here she is showing off her black underwear as she gets out of a car because she’s too pussy to show her pussy. I guess you can pretend this is hot because about 50 years ago, black underwear was hot. It was something only harlots wore and was the forbidden underwear for people who didn’t care about God or the church and that usually meant they would have sex with you without making you marry them and were into abortions if you slipped up. In that more simple of a time, it was a lot easier to get turned on. I wish that a peek at a woman’s garter or panties was enough for me, but now I am desentized and I blame sluts, the media and the internet coupled with psychologically induced impotency from an ugly wife and the only way I’d get turned on by this Blake Lively chick is if she was getting gangbanged on my living room floor by 5 dudes and 10 chicks that are hotter than her dumpy ass.

Bonus – Here are Some Pictures of Blake Lively Covered in Dog Pee Because Even Her Dog Thinks She’s a Toilet of a Person

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