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2008

Mar

Girls Aloud Chocolate Upskirt of the Day

I always feel like a virgin loser whenever I post pictures of some celebrity panty shot. It reminds me of some desperate loser sitting at home waiting for the bitch he obsesses about to slip up to give him more material to masturbate to because he’s pretty much exhausted all other material that’s come out of her. I tell myself that I do it for you fuckers because I think you’re that kind of guy, but reality is that I do it because I am lazy.

The good news is that you’re lazy too because if you were a creepy pervert, which you are, you’d go outside and hang out at the bottom of escalators at malls, or under tables at coffee shops or anywhere else you can get a glimpse of a girl’s underwear but you just can’t seem to bring yourself to get out of your pajamas because the world is a scary place…

Either way, Kit Kat is officially a bunch of porn peddlers who promote their product by posing it next to some UK popstar’s vagina in suggestive ways and all you good Christians should write that curt emails about how offended you are.

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2008

Mar

Mariah Cary Flashes Her Panties on SNL of the Day

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I am the first to hate on Saturday Night Live for being some candy coated comedy show that doesn’t push any fucking limits ever or make me laugh. Their claim to fame in the 70s was that no one else was doing what they were doing. They were all so jacked on coke and they’d make fun of shit and show things you couldn’t find anywhere else on TV, but then the internet hit and TV became this lame censored place where no one could really do anything shocking or interesting or even that funny, unless they were on a cable channel.

The good news is that Saturday Night Live redeemed themselves this past weekend with a Mariah Carey panty slip, sure it’s about 10 years too late, but I think she’s still worth watching. The only thing that gets me down is the fact that she wasn’t too crazy or depressed to enough to forget her underwear, because a little vagina on Saturday Night Live would do them some good, and I don’t mean more Tina Fey or Molly Shannon, cuz those sluts are broken the fuck down….I am talking about Mariah Carey’s beav.

Watch the Video:

Posted in:Mariah Carey|Panties|Upskirt

2008

Mar

Bijou Phillips is Excited of the Day

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I found both Bijou Phillips and her boyfriend Danny Masterson from That 70s Show fame on Facebook around the same time someone emailed me these pictures of them at some fashion week event where Bijou is going fuckin’ insane, because she’s just that lively of a person. I guess you have to make the most out of life when you have a terminal illness.

Reality is, I wasn’t going to write about this HIV lookin’ hipster bitch, but I figured why the fuck not. I like rich girls with nothing better to do than develop drug addictions and fake modeling and acting careers because they are skinny enough and because their daddy’s have friends in high places, but I wanted to take a different approach.

So I reached out to both of them and told them I wanted them to write th posts about themselves because I had no interest doing it anymore and I got no response. So I am only doing this post to declare the war is officially on. This post may not reflect my anger, but I am still drunk from last night, but trust me, Masterson and Phillips…it’s on.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|Excited|Upskirt

2008

Mar

Molly Shannon Upskirt on the View of the Day

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If you are feeling really fucking desperate and horny or if you re really fucking drunk, then you will appreciate this video of Molly having a practically non existent upskirt, because I think it’s safe to say that is the only kind of male attention this bitch gets. She is one of the few girls dressed like a catholic school girl who made me feel sick to my stomach and now bust all over my stomach and her disgustingness continues as she ages. I guess the good news for her is that someone somewhere found her funny enough to give her a career because we know she didn’t suck dick to get to the top because no one would want to admit to letting her go down on them by giving them work, so her being the funny ugly girl strategy worked better for her than it did for me, even though I look better in a pair of panties.

Posted in:Molly Shannon|The View|Upskirt

2008

Feb

Lily Allen Upskirt Fat Ass of the Day

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Abortions….really suck the life out of you, or was it a miscarriage. Whatever it was, it left her uncaring ass exposed. I guess her lady parts are as numb as her heart after losing what was to be her very own miracle, no I am not talking about the fact that such a hag could get laid in the first place, I’m talking the miracle of life from getting fucked from behind in a tour bus. It was the kind of mess she was probably used too, because men will fuck anything willing, and thought it would just drip down her leg, so she could just forget about it like all those other times, but instead some of it stuck and got her into this sad mess.

All I can say is thank god for pantyhose, otherwise we’d be forced to see the mangled mess that her weight problem has done to her thighs….not to mention what her underwear is going through. I am sure it smells like death up in that shithole and it looks like her eating disorder is so out of hand that even her asshole has an appetite and it’s eating her fuckin’ underwear like Lily at that Extra Large Pizza last night while she cried.

I guess she should have listened to her ass’s appetite, because if she did, she could have completely avoided the whole pregnancy shit and would have just had a little limp in her step instead of fetus in her toilet.

Our hearts go out to her…

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Posted in:Ass|Lily Allen|Thong|Uncategorized|Upskirt

2008

Feb

Britney Spears in Another Pantyless Upskirt

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I am not really impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane not wearing underwear. I am impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane dancing while drunk and talking to themselves while taking a shit in their crazy man pants on public transportation because some of those multi-tasking fucker’s are pretty talented, but don’t smell so hot…..

The source of Britney’s crazy is that she is addicted to being wanted because for so many years everyone from your dad to your little cousin wanted to get up in that and all of a sudden that disappeared and it wasn’t like the time your girlfriend left you for the asshole she worked with who had a bigger dick than you, this is like every single girl in the world turning on you thinkin’ you’re disgusting…probably something you’re pretty familiar with…..

Either way, if she was taking a shit or shoving a can of soup she stole from the dollar store in her while crying, or if she was trying to steal someone’s baby to shove back in her womb to make her feel like a mom again this post would be more interesting, instead it’s just some girl who could be crazy but is probably just an attention seeking whore showing a little skin or skin colored panties and that’s not the kind of skin I want to see, I want flaps motherfucker, despite how gross her vagina could be, you know all discolored and post pregnancy with her bad hygiene that is discharge heavy, but she does keep it pretty well shaved and I don’t think she’s fucked half as many dudes as you have. Give me more Britney.

I wrote this post yesterday about Britney Spears’ upskirt but for some reason it never uploaded properly and I didn’t realize until now. So Here it is:

And Yesterdays……that i posted yesterday but that disappeared…

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Britney Spears Nipples in a See Through Shirt

Posted in:Britney Spears|Upskirt|Vagina

2008

Feb

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I assume nobody really knows who Danielle Lloyd is or what she does because I don’t know who she is or what she does. I am pretty self absorbed making me not really care what you think or know, but that’s just because I’m too lazy to care, it’s nothing personal.

What I do take personally is how fucking shitty these upskirt pictures are. If you’re going out there to get noticed because no one knows who you are or what you do, don’t throw on a pair of boring white underwear and give us a half glimpse of white like we’re in a Japanese fuckin’ private school and you’ve just finished shitting on our chest. I figure a little pussy lip or maybe a spread eagled vagine getting fisted from your friend or even a little sheer or lace or maybe even a tampon string hanging out will give the normal guy something to rub one out to because that will make your career more relevant and that’s what we’re all going for here, isn’t it?

Posted in:Danielle Lloyd|Panties|Upskirt

2008

Feb

Jemima Khan Shows Her Pubes in this Upskirt of the Day

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Her name is Jemima Khan and she’s my Aunt, bitch makes legendary pancakes. I always tell her she should package that shit and put a picture of her dressed like a black slave because back in the plantation days, the slaves made the best pancakes for their white slave drivers. They were also good at slave songs, pickin’ cotton and getting impregnated with their slave driver’s babies. They raised families of 15 on no money in a little slave shanties before escaping on some kind of underground railroad or raft that they took out on the Mississippi like they were some kind of Cuban border crosserd floating on a tire.

That’s your black history lesson for black history month from someone who doesn’t know shit about black history or slavery, except for having to do all the chores around the house because my wife pays the bills and I’ve gotta earn my keep. What I do know is that this Jemima bitch isn’t my aunt and I’ve never seen her before, but I do know how she maintains her pubic hair and that’s by not really maintaining it at all. So looking up her skirt is about as exciting as typing “Pubic Hair” in Google, but since the paparazzi is up on her crotch like it’s important, I figured I’d post it. I’ll let you go look her up on wikipedia, your internet education replacement station. My site is still running like shit. Cuddles.

Posted in:Jemima Khan|Pubes|Upskirt

2007

Nov

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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So everyone rags on Britney for being crazy, when reality is that all girls are fucking crazy except when they are young and not trying to be like Britney, but that’s just because the crazy hasn’t matured and blossomed into a nice crazy flower. I was out last night and this hot bar tender asks me if I am in a band, because I guess dudes in bands look like middle-aged homeless dudes who smell like shit, so being smart, I said yes, because had I told her I write a useless fuckin’ website no one reads, my chances of finger-banging her while doing shots would have been a lot less.

Either way, she buys me shots, I tell her I want to marry her, she tells me she has a boyfriend, you know how it goes. I end up barely making out with her, more like accidentally grabbing her and shovin’ my tongue down her throat, and she was having it, until she remembered she had a boyfriend, turned on me, bitched me out and get me banned from the bar.

What I am getting at is that a little Britney upskirt action isn’t a sign of her being an unfit mother or insane, it’s a sign of her being a fucking chick and if we were to put every girl under a fucking microscope like we do with her, you’d all probably be suckin’ dick and taking it up the ass within a week, not that you aren’t already doing that, but you don’t want us knowing, because you and your buddy were drunk and horny and heading home alone with boners and figured that since you have a hole and he’s got a hole, why the fuck were you wasting your time getting rejected by chicks. It only makes sense…right? Fag.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagina

2007

Nov

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Upskirt of the Day

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Here’s Christina Aguilera showing her vagina, because like all ready to drop mothers to be who are in and out of doctor appointments showing the world their cunts at least once a week, it’s not that big deal. Not that it ever was for her, because based on her music videos you’d think she was some kind of whore sex addict, but the reality is that most girls who talk sex and live sex and do sex dances for the world to jerk off to, don’t actually have sex. It’s just one of those things called marketing.

Another one of those things is that she knows that the her vagina will never be the same again and figures she should let the world know what it was like in its glory days. Unfortunately, I don’t have super virgin powers and can’t make out any lip, so this vagina slip is a fuckin’ bust by my standards becasue I’ve seen more pussy on my dad and I never even met my dad, but I used to pretend ever dude my mom would bring home to fuck for money was my dad, and based on the shit I saw, those fucker’s got mad pussy cuz she was cheap and easy. Kinda like Aguilera.