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Archive for the Upskirt Category

2007

19

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere showing off a pair of yellow underwear as she gets out of a car. I always loved the concept of yellow underwear, not because it’s hot, but it’s practical and the same reason a girl on her period should wear red period pants. It’s called preventative measures…like quitting smoking because you know shit will give you cancer.

I am not posting these because I think Hayden is hot, I can only assume that no one thinks she’s hot, except for a bunch of gay dudes who run the media, because she reminds them of their first experimental blowjob when they were 16 with the awkard lookin’ exchange student from Russia who had no friends and were lookin’ for acceptance.

The reality is that I am posting these because I know you are into fetish shit….and Hayden Panettiere reminds me of the caricatures people get done of themselves at the carnival so much that when Hayden gets her caricature done, the picture comes back lookin’ like a normal person. I guess seeing her underwear is one step closer to seeing whether her vagina has the looks like a bobble-head toy too.

I am just waking up, and the last thing I want to be doing is writing this site. I hate you.


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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Panties|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

12

Nov

I am – Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I was hanging with some Native American girls this past weekend as I sometimes do, because I like to keep things multicultural and I don’t remember the night at all, but I do remember one of them hated me more than I hate myself and I like when that happens, because it reaffirms that I am right in thinking what I think about myself…it’s like getting an “A” on a test.

When I found out that she wasn’t as native as her friend and was what they call non-status and pay taxes, I decided that would be a good theme for the night. So instead of learning her name or asking her to Huff Gas with me, I decided to name her non-status and try to encourage her to fuck every white guy in the place, because they’ve already fucked her. Everytime she bought a drink, I’d be like “sweet deal, you didn’t have to pay taxes on that shit, maybe I should get you to buy my drinks for me” then I’d correct myself saying “oh shit, that’s right you’re non status”.

I realize that this story is way less funny than the actually experience, I guess you’d have to have been there to get it, but I am too lazy to edit myself and I like to document how I piss off new minorities and this weekend was dedicated to the non status people….

Either way, here are pictures of Lohan having a shitty upskirt, that isn’t an upskirt and is really just a pair of shorts. She may have gone to rehab, but didn’t go to finishing school, so I am pretty sure that her freckled vagina isn’t done being willing to get raped and pillaged like a Native Village, but the status she’ll land is some STD shit, that I am willing to bury my face into, because she’s worth the pain.


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Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

26

Oct

I am – Chris Crocker Upskirt Because He’s Taken This Shit Way Too Far of the Day

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I hate Chris Crocker and his instant fame from his shitty video that I stupidly posted playing into the whole give this guy some recognition for being a loser. I hate the fact that I hear his shit being referenced on the radio or on TV or every time I leave my fucking house, because he’s a fucking hack, he’s full of shit and what he does is trash. . He’s just some insecure gay guy who is going to the fucking extreme with his homosexuality hoping to get as much attention as he can because no one in his high school liked him, except for some fat chicks, and it worked because everyone bought into it. Now he’s in LA living some kind of new life that is more outrageous than his small town roots. Thanks to YouTube this guy is probably making money, signing TV deals, but it won’t take away the fact that some people don’t deserve fame, even if it is for 5 minutes….

Here he is recreating a Britney Upskirt. Watch the fuck out. It’s offensive as shit.


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Posted in:Chris Crocker|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

26

Oct

I am – Chris Crocker Upskirt Because He's Taken This Shit Way Too Far of the Day

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I hate Chris Crocker and his instant fame from his shitty video that I stupidly posted playing into the whole give this guy some recognition for being a loser. I hate the fact that I hear his shit being referenced on the radio or on TV or every time I leave my fucking house, because he’s a fucking hack, he’s full of shit and what he does is trash. . He’s just some insecure gay guy who is going to the fucking extreme with his homosexuality hoping to get as much attention as he can because no one in his high school liked him, except for some fat chicks, and it worked because everyone bought into it. Now he’s in LA living some kind of new life that is more outrageous than his small town roots. Thanks to YouTube this guy is probably making money, signing TV deals, but it won’t take away the fact that some people don’t deserve fame, even if it is for 5 minutes….

Here he is recreating a Britney Upskirt. Watch the fuck out. It’s offensive as shit.


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Posted in:Chris Crocker|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

18

Oct

I am – Minka Kelly Upskirt of the Day

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I am not sure who Minka Kelly is but I was told she was in Friday Night Lights, and I don’t know what that is but I can only assume it’s on TV or a Movie and it doesn’t really matter because she’s been caught flashing her panties for the paparazzi, which is the beauty of wearing dresses. I remember spending days in the mall at the bottom of the escalator lookin’ up to see as many panties as possible, security caught onto me after a few months, but it was a good time while it lasted. I just never understood how the girls never knew everyone could see their junk, I used to like believe that they did know but would pretend they didn’t because knowing the world can see their mound would make everyone think they were sluts.

I think the reason girls don’t mind showing off their underwear is because of the bathing suits they grew up wearing. From a young age they’d be running around the pool or beach in something that is more exposing than a pair of underwear, so as long as it’s cover up it aint a thing. I’d rather the shit not be covered up, because panties limit my view of the labia, but I guess what it comes down to is that girls don’t like doing things for me. But my readers do, this is an email I got about the threatening Splash News shit I posted yesterday:

HEY JESUS

I LOVE YOUR SITE AM A BIG FAN

JUST WANTED TO PASS ALONG SOMETHING FUNNY.
I WAS ON YOUR SITE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK
AND SAW HOW SPLASH NEWS MADE YOU TAKE DOWN
THE HILARY DUFF PICTURES.
WELL YOU HAD THE E-MAIL UP FOR SPLASH AND I DECIDED TO SEND HIM
A NICE E-MAIL SHORT AND SWEET THAT JUST SAID
“FUCK YOU, GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
WELL LO AND BEHOLD THIS GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED MY WORK
LOOKING FOR ME WONDERING WHY I E-MAILED THIS TO HIM, AND HE WANTED
MY HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT HE WAS MAKING A BIG STINK.
NOW I WAS ALREADY GONE FOR THE DAY SO NOW I’M WORRIED
THIS PRICK IS GONNA START TROUBLE FOR ME.
HE ALSO E-MAILED ME SAYING I’M NICE AND POLITE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.

And the follow-up

HEY JESUS
THANKS FOR THE REPLY

WELL HE CALLED BACK
BUT WE GOT HIM GOOD.
I AM CLOSE WITH THE RECEPTIONIST HERE WHO BY THE WAY
IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, BELEIVE ME AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
SO ANYWAY SHE KNEW THAT IF SOMEONE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED
ASKING FOR HUMAN RESOURCES SHE WOULD PUT HIM THROUGH TO ME.
ANYWAY HE STARTED GOING ON HOW I SHOULD NOT BE SENDING E-MAILS
TO THEM LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HE ALSO THOUGHT THAT I AM PROBABLY NOT AN IDEAL EMPLOYEE IF
I AM SENDING STUFF LIKE THAT FROM WORK.
SO I LET HIM FINISH AND THEN RESPONDED WITH THESE ARE MY QUOTES.
“ARE YOU DONE, WELL NOW LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE THE LARGEST SEAFOOD COMPANY IN THE WORLD
AND MARK IS OUR TOP SALES REP IN THE COUNTRY,SO HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT HE WANTS
INCLUDING FUCKING MY WIFE IF HE SO PLEASES, AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY IN THIS COMPANY
WICH IS ABOUT 2,000 EMPLOYEES ALL LIKE THE DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SITE AND WE HAVE HEARD
OF THIS SPLASH OR WET WEBSITE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, SO FUCK YOU AND GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
AND THEN CLICK PHONE IS DEAD LOL LOL
KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BROTHER, LOVE YA.

P.S.
YES THERE WAS SOME EXAGGERATION OVER MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY LOL

These paparazzi are fucking predators trying to ruin everyone they can, I like predators when they come in the form of animal print panties, so here’s Minka Kelly with her stupid name and her shitty upskirt.


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Posted in:Minka Kelly|Panties|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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Posted in:Hot|Megan Fox|Red Dress|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin' Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.


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Posted in:Hot|Megan Fox|Red Dress|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

11

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Vagina Shot of the Day

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I am pretty slow on this because I am pretty fucking hungover. I guess that’s what happens when you drink but drinking shouldn’t be an excuse for me because I try to always be drunk.

I decided that I want to do a video of doing things sober and proving that I can do the same task while drunk…like important shit like performing surgery on someone, operating heavy machinery and whatever else you consider important. I probably won’t do it because I hear the camera adds 10 pounds so I wouldn’t fit in the frame but lucky for you, Britney’s vagina does.

I am not going to write the standard shit about how it probably smells like cheetos or that she’s so dirty and gross because I don’t care what people say and it looks pretty nice and well contained to me and because I am sure the women reading this have way grosser shit going on in their pants and have probably had a lot more unprotected cock than Britney ever has, but you just don’t realize that you’re a slut because you don’t want to admit that shit to yourself and because all your friends are sluts too and because you let the guys wine and dine you while the whole world isn’t watching you so you think you have self-respect. But we know what’s really going on with your meaty fucking junk.

I overheard some chick ranting about Britney replacing the words to the song “Gimme More” with “I’m a Whore”, I felt like my brain had just been raped by her bad joke that she thinks is genius and probably dropping to everyone she sees like she just found the cure to cancer…speaking of rape now you can live out those Britney rape fantasies with a picture of her box, instead of that useless drawing you made on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Some Recent Britney Upskirt Action
Britney Spears Side Lip Vagina Shot
Britney Spears Vagina Shots
Britney Spears Almost Vagina Shots

Posted in:Box|Britney Spears|Cunt|Shaved|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagina