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2010

09

Apr

Demi Moore Does Us All a Favor By Preventing an Upskirt of the Day

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Demi’s ugly and scary daughter she has to pretend to not be ashamed of needs to take a little more of her mom’s lead. She’s trying to be an actor like her mom, she’s going to have to have extensive surgery to look human like her mom, but she hasn’t figured out how to not show the world her disgusting panties no one wants to see, but her mom’s become pro at not showing the world her pussy, because she knows it’s an old polluted mess and she can’t handle the embarrassment of the world seeing the green shit oozing out of her that she’s mysteriously had dripping out of her since Rumer was born….and maybe it’s time for a mother/daughter meeting to discuss panty etiquette when you have panties people don’t trust are thick enough to contain toxic cunt.

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Posted in:Demi Moore|Upskirt

2010

15

Feb

Katy Perry’s White Panties Upskirt Getting Out of a Car of the Day

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I have an issue with white underwear because wearing them is risky fucking business. They always end up looking like used toilet paper, in a blood and shit smeared mess when you’re done with them 3 to 5 days later. It’s like they are really only white for a few hours, before turning to a light beige color….and that makes them a lot of pressure to wear if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t want the hookers you fuck judging you and thinking you’ve got no hygiene, which luckily I am not….

So whenever I see a bitch in white panties, especially a pig like Katy Perry, especially when that pig is pregnant, I think whenever those come off and end up in a ball on the floor, the dude whos steals them to use for masturbation, is gonna be in for a serious surprise, and if he’s lucky, he may even get to taste the remnants of her abortion or miscarriage or whever else drips out of her….and all we get to see is a little peak at the magic test tube that is her genital area…..

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Posted in:Getting Out of Cars|Katy Perry|Panties|Upskirt|White Panties

2009

15

Dec

Trying to Look Up Vanessa Hudgen’s Skirt for Old TImes of the Day

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There was a time when Vanesssa Hudgens leaked some nude pictures of her when she was a teenager because I guess she was trying to rebel against Disney, her lame teenage fans, her gay boyfriend and her family that pushed her into this industry and not letting her blossom into the whore she always wanted to be, so she decided to show the world that little attention webcam whore and her muff and then she just disappeared……only to come back letting me do what I call the Holiday Shoppin’ Creep during this time of the year, where I hit the malls everynight after 5, to see ladies in their work clothes scrambling for gifts flashin panty too busy to realize it….which is almost as exciting as Spring Break holiday shoppin where sitting outside the changing room at the bikini stores 2 weeks prior to Spring Break becomes a gold mine, but I’m not gonna bore you with my pervert hustle, I’ll just post Vanessa Hudgens mini skirt pics I’d be lookin up if these weren’t pictures that I have no control over all for old times cuz I know she’s got it in her to be my kind of girl….she’s just a little misguided thanks to all her advisors and her fag right now….but in time we’ll see the Vanessa Hudgens we want to see….I’m convinced….

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Posted in:Upskirt|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

25

Nov

Alesha Dixon Shows of Her Panties of the Day

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She’s a British R&B singer you’ve probably never heard of, but you know one thing about her and that is that she wears panties and shows off them panties for attention to get noticed….

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Posted in:Alesha Dixon|Panties|Upskirt

2009

04

Nov

UK Popstar Sarah Harding Trying to Cover Up The Goods of the Day

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Sarah Harding is in some UK pop group I’ve haven’t had the pleasure of listening to or seeing in concert because I am sure it is serious bullshit, but at least she’s trying to keep the band relevant by getting out of her car like a little whore, showing off her maxi pad or whatever the fuck that shit in her pantyhose is. The whole thing bores me – so realize I am posting this for you.

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Posted in:Car|Sarah Harding|Upskirt

2009

30

Oct

Malin Akerman’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip….

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Posted in:Malin Akerman|Upskirt

2009

29

Oct

Ginger Spice is Too Clever for the Perverted Paparazzi of the Day

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Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….

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Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Upskirt

2009

21

Oct

Kardashian Birthday Upskirt Pictures from a Cheesy Club Appearance of the Day

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They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case the other night when Kim Kardashian got paid to let 100s of people look up her skirt while having her 29th birthday party at some bullshit cheesy club I’d rather be dead than inside. I guess it’s got to do with Vegas being the only place in the world that wants Kim Kardashian to endorse their nightclubs enough to pay the bitch, you know since Vegas is the trashiest fucking place on earth with a whole lot of fucking money to spend on useless cunts, kinda like when one of your friends from the gutter wins 5,000 dollars in the lottery and shows up to the park the next day with gold teeth because he fuckin’ can, kind of thing.

The only good thing about these pictures is that it reminds me of a local chachi bar that is probably getting Ed Hardy and bottles of Grey Goose with sparklers swept from the fucking floor from last night’s festivities, where I got stuck partying with Nicole Richie 4 years ago because the promoter thought I was DJ AM’s friend, resulting in free booze all night and great conversation with that useless cunt, like whether I could have Lohan’s phone number or not, but giving me a perfect vantage point of the balcony, designed just like this balcony, where mini skirt wearing girls lined the clear glass raining and I saw at least 20 pantyless chachi pussies and it was far more amazing than these pics…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Upskirt|Vegas

2009

25

Sep

Hilary Swank Almost Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

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Was it gay of me for jerking off to the scene in Boys Don’t Cry, where Hilary Swank a girl who dressed like a boy, was in the bathroom and a group of her friends ripped her pants off, revealing her bush, so the rednecks discovered their best buddy was a chick, figuring they should take advantage of the situation and fuck the shit out of him, like the pussy was a gift from fuckin’ god?
That is like you thinking “shit, I’ve known this dude for 8 years and we have so much in common, he’s pretty much my soulmate, but he was always a he and that would make me gay if I ever pursued it and I don’t want to be gay or admit my feelings to him, that would turn my whole life upside down and he’d probably drop me as a friend so that I’d have none of him” about your best friend, then you accidentally walk in on him in the bathroom and dude’s sitting on the fuckin’ toilet with a full fuckin’ vagina, making you think it must be a dream come true, so you decide to rape the poor fucker….
Yeah, it was pretty gay of me cuz the reason Hilary Swank got the gig was cuz she made a good boy no matter how big a vagina she has, and here she showing us some leg, maybe a little upskirt….

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Posted in:Hilary Swank|Upskirt

2009

21

Sep

Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day

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Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

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Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk|Upskirt