Vanessa Hudgens is showing off some of her bra….pretty tame for a slut trying to get ahead for being a slut. A slut who made headlines for leaking nude pics of herself that were apparently for some boyfriend at the time but who we all know were for the press. A set of nude pics her people said were shot pre-18, making sites scared of being charged with kiddie porn, when really she shoulda been the one charged for kiddie porn for producing it. More importantly she should have shaved her fucking bush in the shit, because unlike me, the general public hates bush, and in trying to market yourself properly as a slut, you need to adapt to their needs and what it all comes down to is that Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking disappointment.

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This is horrible.

I guess part of the Vanessa Hudgens contract with Spring Breakers was that she’d show her little pudgy body naked, even though she’s been naked in pictures before, if they let her have the theme song, that turns out to be a huge pile of shit, not that you’d expect anything more from a low level, Disney High School Musical star, that grew up so disconnected from what is good, that all she knows is brought to her by executives with contracts in hand.

But I’m posting it anyway.You know, cuz she’s so edgy and inspiring. Breaking down walls and innovating with the same recycled shit we’ve heard before.

Keep trying pudgens.

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Vanessa Hudgens did a horrible interview for Jay Leno because Jay Leno is horrible, and I guess so is Vanessea Hudgens, but luckily she saved it when she brought out her Booty Pop Dance for Leno….showing her little belly in a tight, lookin’ awkward, and sounding annoying as fuck/

Sure she’s not, Miley Twerking for the Hip Hop Community , but she’s trying.

Not to mention, she’s also going through some over-exposure, which doesn’t really bother me, cuz she’ young enough for me to not hate her and accept her overly bubbly optimism….while knowing when the cameras are off she’s a cunt who bosses everyone around her around, cuz that’s what happens when you become the bread winner for the family at 12.

Who cares right. I know…watch the video

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Vanessa Hudgens is a bit of an idiot, at least when listening to her in her interview.

Partially because she said:

I don’t know nothin’ about him

Reminding us that her childhood and education was robbed of her in exchange for Walt Disney’s pedophile talent pool party.

But that doesn’t bother me, half the girls I have sex with or masturbate to, can’t speak english and none of them are starring in a movie where they are in their bikinis and have a threesome with some other child star named Ashley Benson….all naked and shit like this was a few years ago and on her camera phone that she leaked to the media to help change her image.

I am into the direction her career is taking, but really, I saw this coming.

I am not into listen to her in interviews, because she’s a little speedy and annoying, excitable and draining..like a little dancing monkey, but I’ll post it anyway cuz she’s wearing a jump suit her titties hanging out of.

Here’s part 1 of the interview….

Here’s part 2 of the interview…..

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Vanessa Hudgens is bending over in her Pilates class some creep took pics of through the window….a creep we can assume her PR people hired…because they are re-inventing her and the better she does, the better they all do….and I’m glad they did this…because a fit girl is a girl I like to look at…especially when bending over in spandex at angles where I can kinda make out her pussy…unless that’s just her bush…cuz she’s a hairy little thing…at least based on her self shot nudes….

Spring Breakers just dropped and it is Spring Break….so we can all assume that Vanessa Hudgens wants to look her best so that all this press works the way it is supposed to…and that she can become the adult star in adult roles she wants to be…and while she’s workin on that…I’ll just keep staring…

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Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….

Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

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Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.

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