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2021

17

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that you should all invest in all the Weed Stocks like Wallstreet Bets is telling you to do, for that good old fashioned pump and dump scheme to get the gambler’s rich as shit….since WEED will obviously be legalized and Taxed and that tax money won’t offset your income tax money because the governement are money grubbing pigs who take wherever the fuck they can…

Not to mention, the Government who now wants to tax weed, were the ones who made it illegal in the first place and put millions and millions of dollars into policing marijuana when anyone who has ever smoked it knows you barely get high, it’s a fucking plant and it lasts 10 minutes, you bitches…with you’re ‘It makes me paranoid”….grow the fuck up.

Anyway, with anything there’s a subculture built around, there are girls who either participate, or want to cater to the men, by getting naked for them….obviously to seduce and mooch off them financially…that’s how this EVIL patriarchy works….where every man is a pussy whipped bitch made loser….which EVERY man I’ve ever met is….while the media portray us as these devils….because girls have daddy issues or some shit..

All this to say, get naked with weed, become a weed influencer….get paid….and these are the girls doing that…because targeting a niche is likely more effective if you’re not as hot as the mainstream girls doing it…but I think all girls getting naked on the internet, even the ugly ones, are hot….just not celebrities..because they get paid too much to not have standards to live up to….

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2021

17

Feb

Jacquie Lee Titties of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Jacquie Lee is but writing out her name fucking annoyed me…but I did it because of her big cleavage…you see, tits suck me into whatever scam being pushed on me…and this scam is some “THIS IS THE VOICE”….”TEAM CHRISTINA”…who you know the agents and management probably already had her signed but knew The Voice would be a good launch since she was unknown and it’s a nationally broadcasted TV show that only Old People watch…make that bitch HOUSEHOLD..

She’s only 23, but was on The Voice in 2013, when she must have been 10…I don’t do math…I feel like that’s enough Jacquie Lee content for the day…but check out them tits…they are LARGE which is really what it’s about here…because I won’t listen to her music, but I will stare at the tits…as you do with tits being shown off liek this…

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2021

17

Feb

Selena Gomez Looking Like Shit to be Relatable of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some Disney created or Disney Owned piled of dog shit who is clearly a fucking puppet and everything she does is totally contrived…

So this is her, assuming it is her and not a misidentification of her, trying to seem normal and relateable, because it’s that easy to brain wash people…I mean all Bella Thorne had to do with her Disney Kid training to get people to buy into her new act as some youtuber, relevant, young slutty, sex positive, horny, pig of a human, which is what the young people are into…is fart on camera and post pics of her soiled panties a few times…

So this is Selena being “real”…even though nothing about her is real and she only uses social media when she’s pushing an agenda which is usually tying to sell something…from her HBO cooking show, to a Spanish Album…it is ALL pandering…

So someone told her “get more real, post some pics of you chilling at home, not glammed up’…and this is what they came up with…

Nothing hotter than a bitch who looks like she’s on her period, or dying of a terminal disease, like Selena Gomez is, just posting up on her couch like some lazy slob who can be a lazy slob since she’s got a team of people who do anything she wants them to do…

I mean, this is a little too real, you know the kind of real you feel when you cross reference your wife now to your wife when you met and she still tried….either way, pretty disgusting, sad, wrong…not how I expect my billionaire celebs trying to be “real” when we know they aren’t real…so stop trying you brainwashing fucks….

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2021

17

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are a magical thing because they allow women to show us how fat their pussy lips are through their clothing without being overly exposed….you know a subtle way to let the world know you have a cunt…in an era of everyone having a cunt…even though they make panty inserts for trannies to have that cunt…it’s all so silly…

I have been a fan of the pussy wedgie since High School when the fat lunch lady used to walk around in her tight jeans, for a while it was gross to me, but then I hit puberty and realized that seeing a pussy while eating my grilled cheese was the best way to eat that grilled cheese…and I have gone through my entire adult life looking for pussy wedgies to stare at whether I am eating at the time or not….meaning my first look is the pussy on every encounter I have with a woman…tight pants or not…some people look into their eyes and feel that is the gateway to the soul, even though everyone knows the asshole is, but the real connection with a person is by staring at their genitals…it’s a fact….

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2021

17

Feb

Ashley Greene Bodysuit of the Day

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I’ve never watched Hunger Games, I’ve never watched Fast and Furious movies, I’ve never watched Mission Impossible…and I sure as fuck will never watch the TWILIGHT SAGA….I don’t care how big or how popular that shit was…or that the media told me it was….it can fucking suck my dick….and so can this bottom feeding scrub who lied to her fans when she dated a Jonas brother by pretending they don’t fuck, while looking like she’s only in the movies cuz she fucks…you know FLORIDA things..

She’s probably 45 now and has decided to produce some jerk off material, but even when she was 30 and at the absolute peak of her career, one that hasn’t done SHIT since twilight, but that got her fans confused into thinking she was hot…when she looks real average to me…

But she’s in a one piece, or a leotard, or would that be a unitard….an outfit that touches tits, pussy and asshole at the same time, and I can only assume she’s attempting to be hot…and I guess as someone into girls in leotards…I’m sold on her outfit choice…but that doesn’t mean I think this bitch is anything special…it means I think leotards are special and she just happens to be wearing one…

Fuck Ashley Greene like the Jonas brother pretended he never did..

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2021

17

Feb

Amelia Hamlin Tits on The Beach

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Amelia Hamlin is a survivor, or maybe her titties are, because when she was 16 she got a breast reduction, but she’s still got big round tits that are either aftermarket, you know after that buyers remorse of chopping the tits off and having a massive anchor scar on them for the rest of your life, despite the nice new shape those sloppy fucks would have been….I mean they’re looking pretty big for having been cut off….but we’ve seen breast reduction tits get swolled up as the girls age because I guess if your body wants to store it’s fat there, even surgeries can’t stop them…the tits are survivors…you can cut them, but they will heal…you can deflate them but they will grow back with vengence to big bigger and better than they ever would….

Unfortunately her face injections don’t tell the same story, because she messed with that face, probably to match her mom Lisa Rina’s face, and that shit didn’t bounce back like the tits did…that face looks rough for a young 20 year old….

She’s currently dating the evil demon that is Scott Disick, one of the Kardashian masterminds who has manipulated the world into thinking they are better than the trashy they are….and he’s currently collecting and recruiting the LA rich kids looking for some of that Kardashian fame…because all these LA idiots are fucking money grubbing attention seeking pigs…their culture, society, community LIVE off that shit…which is why we’ve been waiting for that natural disaster to take them all out…YET it never fucking happens….

Hot tits though!

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2021

17

Feb

Maddie Ziegler Erotica of The Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the dancing tween from a child dancing reality show, that I don’t think is the same child dancing reality show that Jordyn Jones was on, which means that Hollywood produces more than one child dance show for the viewers at home who are into that….which I am sure aren’t all wholesome grannies who just love Disney and Kids, but rather the last person you’d want watching those shows, I’m talking to you baseball coaches and school bus drivers….yes, I’ve labeled you, mass generalized you, any grown man who works with kids is a weirdo…

THAT Said, Maddie Ziegler turned 18 a few months ago and it was like a light switch that was turned on, because like all the girls her age, she started sexualizing herself, whether they admit they are sexualizing themselves or not, this kind of content does well because it’s sexual, and to pretend it’s not being sexual is fucking daft, vapid, idiotic and I know you’re fucking lying….

It was a “Now I’m 18, let’s NSFW this and cash in”….it’s obvious, she’s posing in a sheer top grabbing at her tit, whether it’s for the thrill of being watched, the thrill of likes and follows, who fucking knows…but it happend….it’s the porn generation yo….

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2021

17

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am a fat fuck, but even I know that Fitness is the most important thing you can probably do for your self…

Fitness is your friend…it will keep you alive longer, assuming you want to live longer, and even if you don’t it will just make your time here better…from being able to walk up stairs, or fucking like an Olympian…to partying harder than the non-fit becuase your organs are more efficient…so I am a big advocate of fitness..

Not to mention, NO FAT CHICKS….

I get that fat chicks can technically workout, build that muscle mass, etc, but this isn’t really for them….this is more for people who take fitness seriously enough to strip off al their clothes to show either their gains, musculature, or pussies at the gym…since the fit life…makes for the hormonally stable life…and hormally stable means getting your fuck on…

All this to say, I don’t do fitness, but you should do fitness to be better, so people who do fitness are better than us who don’t, and looking at them naked makes me feel like I am part of their fit club, without actually needing to be part of their fit club..

So do yourself a favor and get into fitness, or jerking off to fit girls, because fat chicks are gross…despite being the norm….

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2021

17

Feb

Hilary Duff Titty Shot of the Day

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I don’t know when this Hilary Duff TITTY video is from, but Hilary Duff strikes me as some pervert who likes to get her fuck on, in part because that’s how the child stars were trained back in the day, by the perverts drawn to creating Teen content, at least according to the internet, I don’t really know the inner workings of these “Pool Parties” that the producers were rumored to use in order to cast talent, but rumors are rumors for a fuckign reason…

The reason I think Duff is a pervert is because even when she was with the Hockey Player I just assumed she was passed around the team locker room for everyone to take a shot at her, you know playing the game of “HIDE THE PUCK IN THE MEATY GOAL”….where the puck could be an actual puck, while the jocks laugh…or could be their cum in a let’s see which one of us knocked her up at this gangbang with a PATERNITY test….you know team building exercises…

Then during her divorce, she had a handful of dudes who you know she was fucking…and one of those dudes became her new husband and baby daddy….of two kids, since she’s currently pregnant..

But again, I know nothing, but I do know a mom showing her titties show when I see one…and this is that…you know cuz pregnant bitches get horny too, or feel like shit about themselves and want male attention…

I also don’t know if this is even Duff, I have facial recognition blindness….

But I do know this phootshoot is her…so here’s some Hilary Duff Stuff for the Hilary Duff lifers….or those like me who only started liking her when she got that cross fit body that is typically gross when you don’t realize it helps her power through those lockerroom gangbangs…romance.

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2021

17

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress for Kimmel…of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who has made the transition, not the kind of transition you’re into, you tranny lover, but the transition Mexican actresses are into, because it means making more money, by hitting the whole HOLLYWOOD thing….knowing they’ll need Mexican starlets…

She was in Fast and Furiour garbage and Baby Driver….and I guess her agents, managers and PR people are pushing her aggressively to be the next Salma Hayek….without the tits…

She’s been pretty doctored by plastic surgery, I’ve seen before and after pics, but who the fuck hasn’t these days…..

The reason she’s on the hustle is because they have her in the Godzilla vs Kong movie, and two other projects that are in the works….so it’s one of those LET’S MAKE IT COUNT…

So from Kimmel, to papparazzi pics, to photoshoots, she exists….

And here she is in some green dress on KIMMEL, so I assume she’s making enough moves to get on late night TV no one fucking watches….at least I hope no one fucking watches…

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Here she is in some photoshoot…

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