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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everything is a simulation, I don’t know if it was childhood trauma or autism, but I used to pull on people’s faces to see if they were real or not….because even when I was young…I didn’t trust shit….whether it was baby sitters, guardians, family members, friends, teachers, the baseball coach who had a moustache but that didn’t molest me….I thought everyone was imposters….

When I was young, I also used to also be deathly scared of Ebola…I read outbreak….so it’s nice to see that Ebola is coming back.

I remember going to the hospital thinking I had Ebola in some hypochondriac anxiety panic attack hangover….and another time…after eating a banana, I gave myself a rash thinking they were Ebola Bananas because my roommate told me there was an Ebola outbreak at the Banana plant….this was before the internet and it was easier to believe I had banana Ebola….more than realizing my roommate was pranking me because he knew I went to the hospital at least once thinking I had Ebola…

So it’s nice to see Ebola is back..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amelia Hamlin Hot in Bikini
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Pacman Jones Bar Brawl Security Footage
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Candice Jones in a Swim Campaign
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Grillo Gets It
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McDonalds Opening in Moscow in the 90s
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Taylor Swift and Zoe Kravitz were Lockdown Pals
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Guy Tries 108 Bologna Challenge
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Jessie James Decker in a Bikini
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Hot Russian Model in Panties and a T-Shirt
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Just a New Mario Song Cover
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Car Loses Control and Spins Out
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Two Guys Free Trapped Bull…..Bull Thanks Them as a Bull Should
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Mallory Edens in a Bikini
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We Love Cam Girls!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I prefer a classier and refined social norm, where people were decent in public and degenerates secretly…

In the same way that I liked being a reclusive weirdo when people were out and about and I had the option of being out and about but chose to alienate myself and segregate myself in my own kind of social distance quarantine…only now that there’s a curfew here and no bars or restaurants are open…I’m wanting to escape the isolation….even though in my core…I love isolation…

So everyone being a degnerate, perverted, porn slut…is boring..not that boring because like granny used to always say….the more sluts the merrier…but it’s MORE fun when 90 percent of people aren’t sexual…and the 10 percent who are…are the freaks and weirdos you want to be around…

Now you can’t differentiate them from the mainstream….because everyone is the same edgy mainstream…fighting to be the weirdest while still being mainstream….and it just makes for WAY too much content to skim through in stead of just sticking to that 10 percent that are freaks….

It’s all so confusing….We are in a life of “Less Fun”…with far more nudes…and stepLINKS…so many stepLINKS…

Madison Beer is Holding her Teddy
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Vanessa Hudgens is IG Official with her Man
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Rihanna in Nothing but Silk Boxers
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker are in Love.
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Megan Fox Selfies!
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Selling Sunset’s Christine Quinn’s Upskirts!
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Half Naked Girls Pose with Pandemic Statue….
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Red Lingerie Top Looking Done Up
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Kara Del Toro in a Tiny Bra
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Olivia Culpo is In Love with her Man
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Bikini Girl’s Failed Dive
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Katharine McPhee in a Pre Pregnancy Bikini Pic
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Jordyn Jones in her Bikini Looking Great
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Former Gymnast and Porn Star Verona Van de Leur is on Only Fans
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Trust No One
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Youtuber During Japanese Earthquake
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Two Women Say “12 Months” in Estonian….
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Drunk Guy Does MJ Dance
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The Best Celeb PDA on Valentine’s Day
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Noah Cyrus is in Bear Lingerie
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This Model – Ashley Tervort is a Sight to be Seen
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Aaron Rodgers is on Set with Shailene Woodley
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Just Catching a Lift…
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Bald Parrot and the Floatation Device
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Cat Refuses to Get Pet
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Oprah Gets Exclusive Sit Down with Harry and Meghan…
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Birthday Brag
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Topless Model Eating an Apple for Art
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Madelene Wright Dropped some OnlyFans Content
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American Idol is Real Clickbait
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This Girl in Leggings is a Bowling Champion
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What Happens After you Flush the Toilet
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Snow Tubing Insanity
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Madelaine Petsch Getting Down to Hilary Duff
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Unknown Texan Model in Pink Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
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Genie Bouchard on a Mexican Bikini Romantic Vacation
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Best Tattoo Reveal
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Business Man Teaches Homeless Guy to Start a Business
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Snapped Cable Causes Weird Accident
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Chanel Westcoast in Lingerie!
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Eastern European Model in her Artistic Shoot
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Man VS Ice
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Skateboarder Eats Shit
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Metalhead Parrots is Dumb
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Victoria Perusheva is a HOT Russian Model
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Danny Amendola Imitates his Girlfriend
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Girl Does a Karate Kick
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When Scotty from Star Trek Saved a Suicidal Fan’s Life
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Bebe Rexha in Lingerie
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Chief’s Heiress in a Valentine’s Day Bikini
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Weird Kissing for Valentine’s Day
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Model Danielle Harrington Posing for Kim K’s Lingerie Brand
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Apryl Jones in a See Through Bra
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Model Natalie Roush for Bawdy Lingerie
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Kaia Gerber Braless Pokies
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Solid Troll
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A Whole Lot of Butts!
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Viral Challenge….Fail
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5 Shirts You Need for St Patrick’s Day
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Invaka Trump on a Jog with Big Tits
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Dakota Johnson’s Ass in Jeans
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Natalie Portman’s Legs in a Dress
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Cara Delevingne in a PUMA Campaign
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Lisa Rinna’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Saweetie Big Titties
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Rita Ora in Australia with Cleavage
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Beyonce Strong Calfs
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Dua Lipa in Leather Pants
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Sara Sampaio in Victoria’s Secret
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Delilah Hamlin in Leggings with Cameltoe
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Belle Delphine Fuck
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So Much See Through
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Winking Goth Asshole
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo in the Ass
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Carb loading
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Fat Ass in Grocery Store
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Glassware in the Ass
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Hottie in the Shower
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Girl’s Public Orgasm
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Bouncy Boobs
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Just Clowning Around
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Hot Girl Shower Sex
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Titty Drop!
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Pawg Fuck
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Another Amateur Shower Fuck
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Public Atrocities
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Chubby Face Robe Drop
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Mary Masturbates Outside
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G-String Public Workout
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Public Titty Flash
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Fingered in Overalls on a Drive
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Pussy Haters…
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Pussy Rubber
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Lana Kendrick’s Boob Massage
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Mental Mondays
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2021

Feb

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry may be 100 years old, but she still looks fucking amazing from behind….

She may be Hollywood’s answer to blackness because she’s white as shit thanks to her mom and being raised white….but she has inspired a bunch of black people who see her as black so I guess I’m not here to decide whether her bullshit is offensive or not…you know because of black face…I mean she was neglected by her black father her whole life so she does live with that …which could very well make her dive into the blackness over the whitness since white is boring unless you’re trying to convince Hollywood execs that you’re a good hire…

Her tits are wonderful and so is her ass….so stop giving J.Lo all this hype at 51, when Halle Berry at 54 is so much fucking better….

Not that women over 50 should be sexualizing themselves, but when you’re over 50 and still worth fucking based on your look and not just your horniness due to higher Testosterone levels, menopause…..you better fucking release content like this because it’s enlightening…even if you can’t get it pregnant…which is probably what you’d want from Halle Berry if you were to ever get up inside her…you know set for life K-Fed shit…

Look at this fucking body…I mean…maybe I am overhyping it…but it is fucking nice…and that goes against everything I believe in my soul about old bitches….even if they fuck better, harder and with more enthusiasm because their sexual appeal is dwindling…I mean even if this is filtered to hide the stretch marks, varicose veins, grey pubis…..it’s still fucking great….so do her a favor and give her some Monster Balls…..

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Banged Out in Mexico of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is out here subtly whoring on social media by sneaking a steamy topless in crotchless pantyhose polaroid from her Mexican vacation with what I assume is her boyfriend or at least some guy she’s fucking……amongst the innocent “this is our vacation pics”…..it’s like that time my friend was showing us a slideshow at a Christmas party of his vacation only for one of the pics to be of his erection….awkward for all….except me…who was hoping there would be pics of his wife’s asshole being stretched out as the follow-up pic…there wasn’t….god I love Christmas…

Anyway, the reality star child dancer is all grown up and navigating how to go from a child dancer to an adult and the only way to do it is with nudity…

She sells her “close friend” videos to her pervert “fans” that I guess she polarizes or postures as not being racy…but more being for friends because she’s open about her dance hot body and wants feedback on her bikini pics…

I am surprised she’s isn’t more hardcare than this, I mean she’s got followers, fame, but is so low level…sex tapes wouldn’t be bad…

But this half nudity is clearly getting her paid, because her shit is far racier than it was months ago, because perversion ALWAYS wins….especially in an era of everyone being a pervert…

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2021

Feb

Avril Lavigne Sex Toy Face of the Day

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I am pretty fucking sure that I didn’t find Avril Lavigne hot when she was coming up, because she wasn’t hot….at all….

I am from Canada so I remember her big break and had to deal with her videos on repeat during an era when we didn’t have high speed internet and instead had to jerk off to music videos….her music videos was not one that was jerked off to.

There’s something about a girl, dressed like a boy, who shops at cheesy mall stores to get that skater punk look, who makes music that is just terrible….not skater punk at all…but this weirdo pop music I never understood.

I was also into skateboarding before Tony Hawk Pro skater and skater punk before Blink 182….so when she popped up it was a slaughter of a subculture…at least at the time because there was such thing as a subculture and the mainstream’s take on it was always bullshit…

She proved how lame she was when marrying Nickelback, I mean…clearly the bitch is mental…no one likes Nickelback, not even Nickelback, you know Chad goes to bed each night on his pile of money wondering how the fuck he made it….

Now she’s dating Bella Thorne’s ex – the slimy looking dude called MODSUN that is either some LA rich kid or just. some mooch who played weirdo to get into the lives of the mainstream and confused looking to be surrounded by weirdos…

I guess he’s opening new doors for her as she nears 40 years old…by gifting her vibrators…assuming she doesn’t have vibrators…cuz she’s acting like a 15 year old who found her mom’s vibrator…but in an era of everyone fucking themselves I doubt it’s her first….it’s just her trying to find new life and a new subculture of perverts on the internet to have another go at this celebrity thing…

So yeah…not so hot Avril in a midlife crisis reminding you all that she’s into cumming like everyone fucking else in the world….

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2021

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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SUPPORT OUR TROOPS who blindly joined the military and risk their lives on the actual frontline, getting blown the fuck up for the politicians with other agendas who use them like pawns in their weirdo chess game….have been replaced with MEDICAL WORKERS…at least by the media who are perpetuating how crazy and depressing and stressful working at the hospital is under COVID times for these people even though 90 percent of hospital visits have been postponed until after COVID and people are at home dying of their undiagnosed cancers or waiting on surgeries to fix their ailments…while these people who are MILKING their positions that they are PAID to do and have always been PAID to do…and paying the fucking victim to guilt the world into believing their bullshit because they don’t realize that a handful of these “Essential Workers” spend their days getting naked for the internet to jerk off to them…as some kind of stress relief or because they realized that this is the year they can launch their only fans because they are exhibitionists…knowing they can’t get fired even when putting their pussies on the front lines of COVID by pulling them out at the hospital..

It’s a lot of nonsense, but my kind of nonsense because a naked nurse or medical worker is the TRUE hero we should be having a parade for, you know willing to risk their lives by putting themselves in front of COVID in order to give us nudity!

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2021

Feb

Genie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Montreal’s own Genie Bouchard is the star tennis player who may not be an actual star but she’s definitely made millions at the sport and is still doing it on the daily…so she’s a fucking star as far as I’m concerned, but as a pervert, as far as I’m concerned is more in reference to her fit body being half naked in an era where female athletes all look like dudes….making the ones who still look like girls stand out dramatically more important…whether they are from here or not…

Despite hating sports and the people into sports…I do think tennis is in the top 3 women’s sports I can jerk off to…I’ve always liked to watch it…with the short skirts, the panty flashes, the grunts and moans and the athleticism….

I’ve also like the country club / tennis club vibes of the white rich spectator in his tennis whites to keep it exceptionally white…because rich white people matter….and the first movie I planned on writing was about a Mexican groundskeeper at a Tennis Club….because this tennis thing has been something to jerk off to for at least 30 years of my life….it’s just a coincidence that one of the girls who still looks like a girl is from these parts…

She’s in a bikini, on vacation with a pro athlete she fucks, and they either fucked the morning this was taken, or the evening before, so know it’s a freshly fucked Genie Bouchard….at least statistically speaking…which is important.

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2021

Feb

Nina Dobrev Spread of the Day

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It looks like Nina Agdal Dobrev whoever the fuck has made lunch for her creepy billionaire boyfriend…Carrot Top’s brother….Shaun White….the olympic hero who looks like a circus performer and not because he knows how to flip..but because he’s a ginger…

So this is the pussy that he fucks, likely in this position, probably not when eating his salad, but like the athlete he is, hence the smile on her immigrant face…

She’s American via Canada from Eastern Europe….which is probably why she knows these moves as a back-up if the whole acting thing didn’t workout, or the billionaire husband thing didn’t work out, and I think it’s a good look….she should just try it with less pants on.

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2021

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Nudity of the Day

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Disney’s own creation Rowan Blanchard is on the second iteration of her celebrity mutation, or metamorphosis, where she gets turned into anything but the child star she started as, and the best way to do that is by turning her into an edgy hipster who gets nude in hipster photoshoots that aren’t actually about the art, but more about being naked, but they can play it as art, because they wear dumb outfits…not that hipster is still a thing, it’s basically something all these motherfuckers are now…

She’s currently on the dumbest fucking show of all time called Snow Racer or some shit about a post apocalyptic train driven by Jennifer Connelly (Ol’ Ass-To-Ass when not being titty fucked by Disney’s “Vision”….because she’s married to him when he’s not “Vision”….

So I guess her nudes don’t anger her Disney team enough to blacklist her…when I remember a time that Lohan couldn’t get work for being fun….if only Lohan came up now…she could do no wrong…which is why I believe Lohan will be back for that Oscar…which has nothing to do with Rowan Blanchard…but when you run a celebrity site and the only celebrity you like is Lindsay Lohan…everything ends up being about her…right?

Anyway, she’s pretty naked for someone who is still hireable…but I guess the media / industry likes the nudes as much as our pervert asses do…

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2021

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MIlFs are people too, even if their vaginas have been blown out, we have learned this year, more than any year, that humanity or being human is not defined by your genitals…dudes are cutting their dicks off, girls are growing their dicks out, it’s a whole era of fighting female circumcision in Africa, but celebrating it stateside as a new gender….not that it’s anything new…it’s just only been normalized the last few years…before it was seen as a mental disorder or hook for sex workers to make more money being a weird hybrid…

Not that this is about TRANS, it’s about MILFs, who are arguably still sexual beings since having the kids, maybe more sexual since having the kids because they need to prove that they still got it, that they can still fuck, or that they are still worthy of being jerked off to….or maybe they just need anything to get them off to offset the hell they live in having a bunch of shitty kids…and masturbation is enhanced when people are masturbating to you…or maybe they’ve been fucked and dealt with the worse possible outcome of being fucked, plus all those doctor’s appointments that has made them more secure in their cunts, or at least made them not give a fuck about people seeing their cunts…so if not now that they are moms, then when can they reclaim their life and sex appeal. I just don’t know….

Despite my pear shaped body and sloppy tits, I am not a MILF….so I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics of this week’s MILF round-up of MILFs who said….I’m going to post lewd pics of myself on the internet for men with mommy issues who are into mommies…

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