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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is an elf looking, potentially inbred, straight from white trash in Kalamazoo Michigan, who has figured out that selling “LEWD” pics of herself makes her stupid money thanks to all the pervert fans…so she doesn’t really need to do much else in terms of hustle…rather than just put up pics of her dance body…

She was sold to the industry by her mom as a kid, where she did a reality show about provocative child dancers, which is fucking weird, but that got her the fan base she’s got, which is likely 90 percent perverted dudes, who have been eagerly waiting for her to take this selling of nudes seriously….

Now she doesn’t get NUDE yet, she runs it off IG, so it is IG friendly, but as you probably know, IG Friendly is a very vague concept where you can report a girl offering to suck your dick, clearly a bot, and they tell you it’s fine….or if you report a girl with her asshole out, as I do only out of spite for the lack of success I’ve had on IG, even getting the stepGIRLS account deleted before we even got started, giving up on that whole thing, all thanks to ZUCKERBERG…while literal whores are out on the hustle selling pussy pics in their DM….life isn’t fair…I realize that…

But yeah, I also realize that her LEWDS can be more NUDE as time goes on and the people demand it….or she can just launch her own pervert site…I mean what else is a dancer to do…..

If she never did the whole reality show thing, living in LA thing, being paid from social media thing…she’d likely be a 240 pound stripper in her hometown…so whates a little classy thong shot…or hard nips in a bikini..it’s hardly sucking meth dealer dick for meth…which I guess is living the dream…for someone who was destined for that…..

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2021

Feb

Barbara Palvin Skinny of the Day

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I have this theory on Barbara Palvin, besides her being the Patsy who took the diversion from the media or her PR team, back when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the VS fashion show, like the pervert weirdo Miranda Kerr was before dating a series of billionaires like a money grubbing cunt model who thinks she’s above dating millionaires…you know the type…

But yeah, this was the FALL GUY, the Lee Harvey Oswald…all the other players that the media has turned into the enemy of the state to divert from the real enemy…not that being an 18 year old model fresh from HUNGARY fucking Bieber was all that criminal or pissed off basically anyone…the kind of “I’ll take the blame for the press” rather than “I’ll take the fall to protect some married Australian sugar baby”….but you get what I am saying….and that is that it has nothing to do with my theory on Barbara Palvin…

My theory on Palvin is that they thought she was too big for the brand, because she had gained weight, and they replaced her with the AIDS looking Cancer Ridden Looking, even with the fake titties, Stella Maxwell…who had stuck her lesbian talons in this Hungarians back and used their friendship to get in with the casting people at VS…and instead of the world being about PALVIN, they got into Stella Maxwell….

I could be wrong…I mean these are fourth hand stories and conclusions I’ve drawn from them….but I do know she was fat, they didn’t do fat, she got replaced until the people of the internet cried about how VS doesn’t use big girls, so they gave this one more coverage she deserved…

Yes, she’s not typically Plus Sized, especially not by American standards of everyone is obese so all these models look skinny compared to the 600 pound lifer you stick your dick in…but she was plus sized for VS standards….and now she’s conveniently back…but not looking plus sized for a model at all…but that could be because I stick my dick in 600 pound lifers and seeing ribs besides the one stuffed in her purse, or stuck between her belly folds like she’s saving it for later, even though it’s already been sucked dry….is excitement to me….

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2021

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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If you don’t see the value, the fun, the hotness, the cuteness, the good times that can be had, the dreams that can become realities, when it comes to small tits….you’re an idiot..

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dude who is as into small tits as I am, but I do think they are amazing, manageable, don’t get in the way, and a preview of a hotter naked body…

If you’re a big titty girl out there, you’re likely sloppy as shit…soft and doughy…even if you don’t look as fat as you should be, you’ll likely end up as fat as you are destined to be…..as all girls grow into their tits eventually…so big tits are just that warning of what is to come….while small tits are a better investment….they aren’t that GME that will back out if you got in at the right time like some kind of fluke…but more the long play that pays dividends….not that I know anything about investing money or the stock market, but I do know the difference between short term “her tits are huge, I want to fuck em” lottery wins and actually investing in big tits long term, getting stuck with them….and the gunt they surprise you with when they hit 200 pounds…

So I get the excitement of big tits on a small frame before they get fat, but for practical purposes…the small tits are the better long play…and they look as good as big tits if you’re into tits and not some closet case who only likes big tits cuz you were told to in your frat…..

INVEST IN SMALL TITS….TO THE FUCKING MOON…or whatever you bro investors say….

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2021

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret strappy and racy lingerie as they evolve for the pervert generation by following Rihanna’s lead to make lingerie to fuck in, since women are more and more hardcore, which is a far cry from the padded bras that made them famous in the 90s…which I can’t confirm or deny the wire bra led to breast cancer…but for legal purposes we’ll say “There is no way the wire push up bras designed and distributed by Victoria’s Secret caused breast cancer, even if the breast cancer rates are higher now than then, after selling millions and millions of those bras”…

I guess what I am saying is that when society is sluttier, you need to listen to them, and when society posts nudes and racy content daily, you need to outfit them, there’s no reason, besides being your mom, aunt and granny’s lingerie brand, that VS got to the point of irrelevance…they could have easily bought every independent IG brand and controlled the panty market like the perverts they must be..

Anyway, it’s funny to see Candice, who was for a while their fucking star, I was a firm believer she was the hottest and I was willing to get South African HIV like to find a Candice of my own….since she was that good….not that I’d ever leave the couch, it was more a working plan…never an actual plan…

She’s a mom of two, old as shit, no longer the hottest the brand has…but this strappy outfit is a great look…bitch has still got it….but I guess she’s only 32 and not death of a model anymore…

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2021

Feb

Dakota Fanning Cleavage of the Day

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Dakota Fanning used to creep me out, but I watched her in something recent, I think it was a western where she cut her tongue out, and I liked it…because when it comes to celebrities I am a flip flopper…if they creep me out on social media, or in interviews when they were child stars like this one was, I will forever be creeped out by them, until I see them in a movie I like…then I forget all that hate I had for them….

It’s simple, I am not emotionally invested in shitty celebrities and they can all redeem themselves from being shitty if they do good things….since our relationship with them is strictly one through their TV shows and movies, when you don’t pay attention to social media or interviews where they are pretending to be themselves, when you know they have no real identity…that’s part of being a puppet….who can morph into any character needed for a big payout…

Anyway, she’s showing a small amount of cleavage cuz she has small tits and I like small tits.

She’s also doing what I guess I’d call the RUNWAY, strap some LEDs to her thighs so we know where to land our faces kind of thing….I mean at least from an an artistic drawing of perspective, where if you were to draw a landscape of a road going into the horizon, it would probably look a little something like this spread legs, only her horizon is her vagina….a vagina you can’t see because it is in jeans…but a vagina that we can be 99 percent certain is there…unless she is trans and was raised a girl because girl child stars have more logevity…like Haley Joel Osment who had to become his “sister” to get work….and even then he struggles…or unless she’s a robot…which is possible….and robots generally don’t come stock with pussy, it’s an upsell…add-on item…

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2021

Feb

Bridget Everett Tit of the Day

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I don’t know who Bridget Everett is, but she calls herself an alt-cabaret provocateur according to her WIKIPEDIA…where we also learned what we already knew and that is that she’s old as shit…at least too old to be showing her massive tits…..but then you have to think….tits of all ages are worth looking at, so her pulling out her tit is a positive thing…I mean it’s fucking huge…

I know, she seems like she’s a big girl and her big tits feel like you walked in on your dementia ridden granny masturbating in the living room to her Soap Operas….but they are HUGE tits…

I know, big tits are less impressive when the girl with the big tits is also big…but they are STILL big tits…and I may not be the guy who blocks out the rest of a bitch because I am hypnotized by the big tits…but I know those guys are out there…so this amazingness is for them…

She’s apparently some comic that Amy Schumer brought into her world 10 years ago…because Schumer feared her talent…and possibly the big girl tits…that if you were to have tits like this, you’d probably want to pull out of your top too to get the attention they deserve..I mean they big.

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2021

Feb

Sydney Sweeney and Alexandra Daddario Up a Tree of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and Alex Daddario were recently cast in a movie together by a guy I assume has a big titty on a small frame fetish, which despite it being TINY TIT TUESDAY, is still something ALL guys are into because big tits are a magical thing when the rest of the girl hasn’t got up to them yet…

I don’t know of Sweeney and Daddario are the two biggest tits in Hollywood, but I think they are in the top 5 for sure, and that’s important in an era that tries to pretend that tits don’t fill seats, sell product, etc….even though every girl on instagram is using her tits to sell product….because TITS work…

They were filming in Hawaii, which is why we saw both their tits in bikinis back in December and now they are in the tree you’d typically be the one hiding in, you know pervert creeper, peeping tom things…

I will say this is a TERRIBLE use of the tits, I mean these both deserve close up titty pics…not this 50 feet away tits…but they are still big tits…and that’s what counts!

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2021

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Foot Fetish Video of the Day

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I’ve always found the foot fetishists to be some of the weirder people out there, not because I am scared of feet and wouldn’t suck on a dirty foot when presented to me, I don’t mind eating toenail fungus, I think it builds immunity…like licking dirty asshole…it happens..

But these guys who are out there jerking off to feet, begging for celebrity feet pics, noticing celeb feet in the fucking pics because where I look for pussy definition or nipple, they look for feet.

What I will say though is that those people offering to buy feet pics off all the influencers over the years, has straight up paved the way for Only Fans and them getting into the idea of dudes paying to jack off to them…it’s the gateway to sex work…so thank the foot fetishist in your life for that…

Or just look at Hudgens foot, now that you know the girl who has taken social media seriously thanks to her team realizing she could make money and relevance there, especially since she’s been into slutty selfies forever, who was recently single but now dating some MLB player who we can assume fucks her up the ass….even if just as a finishing move….put up this foot video to show off a shoe, but you know the real purpose here, you’re a foot fetishist after all…this foot’s for you.

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2021

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Hey motherfuckers, let’s do that Tuesday TIGHT pant dance, that unlike other dance, doesn’t involve obnoxious dancing monkey like you’re Ellen, kind of interpretive, trying to be high brow, while really just being an asshole, acting all in touch with your body and your surroundings, and the rhythm of your heartbeat or some shit, because like poetry or SLAM poetry, dancing is idiotic…BUT tight pants aren’t…

This Tight Pants Dance, is more about why Pants are Pants and not PANCE..while staring at girls being slutty in their tight pants, to let you know just how tight the pants are, because they are pretty fucking tight…

Second layer of skin pants…which for someone like me, who grew up in an era of ill fitting Khakis and saw the advent of leggings, but never saw full asshole ridges peeking out of said lettings, because girls wore oversized sweaters…it was a simpler time…but clearly a less fun time because staring at bitches showing off their bodies shamelessly in tight pants because tight pants aren’t NUDES….but rather socially acceptable fashions….that are very trending and in style because when you can’t post a nude, you gotta post it’s closest best friend…and the tight pant is the nudes closest best friend…

So these non nudes are still seen as slutty to me, which is why I post them…..