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2021

25

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

What the fuck am I going to say about tanlines, I should put up a poll where you tell me what I should write about tanlines, because I’ve already said it’s hot, it’s slutty, it frames the good parts and reminds us that we’re seeing what the sun didn’t see….it’s the best accessory…like smoke signals saving people lost in the woods….or lights on the RUNWAY….guiding us to the areas of a woman’s body we should probably put our mouths…

But as inspiring and hot as Tanlines are…I have nothing to really say about them because week in and week out it’s just a bunch of fucking tanlines…clickbait for you to click on…so get clicking you click fuck.

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2021

25

Feb

Gabriella Brooks and Liam Hemsworth Putting Their Hands Up for Detroit of the Day

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They love that city…

I am guessing that this Gabriella Brooks is the new pussy that Liam Hemsworth sticks his MILEY Aids up into now that Miley’s not around, and she’s pretty fucking hot…

I scrolled through her INSTAGRAM and figure if you’re going to date a bitch using you for some clout or hype or money or to have access to that celebrity world so that she can point out your HERPES scabs as being of MILEY origin….YES, That Miley…you know MIley Cyrus…maybe you’ve heard of her…it’s status…

But yeah, if you’re going to be famous and used, you might as well be used by hot chicks and hse’s a hot chick..

We love this city.

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2021

25

Feb

Hilary Duff Hard Mom Nips of the Day

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I don’t know if Pregnancy is to blame, but Hilary Duff’s mom nipple is aiming in the wrong fucking direction, it’s like her nipple lives on her underboob, and based on my extensive research, that’s the worst place for a nipple to live…

Clearly, she knows her nipple is hard, her tits swollen, and that’s all part of the fun of being pregnant when your hormones are confused and you still want to give boners…

The weirdest thing about this is that Pregnant Hilary Duff looks far too much like Hailey Duff, who may remember as her ugly skinny sister that you couldn’t understand how they were related, but I guess genetics don’t lie….or maybe I see this broad bitch with her big old shoulders and cross fit body, who is addicted to breeding, or getting cum in her and not aborting, looking like Haley because her nipples are aiming in the wrong direction and the whole thing is throwing off my fucking balance, like I’m in a Bizarro world with up is down and left is right…

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2021

25

Feb

Jojo Almost Upskirt of the Day

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This is barely an upskirt, I mean I can’t see her fucking asshole, but if I could, it’d be a far better user experience….maybe she should chat with her UX development team when planning her next slutty content initiative, so that we get what we want..

You know, consult the guy who told her to remove her top during an innocent fitness IG Live story, showing all her fans her full on tits, to remind them that she’s got tits, right before becoming the ambassador to Rihanna’s billion dollar Lingerie brand…it was all timed so perfectly…

Because a HALF upskirt…is the worst upskirt….it’s a so close but TOO far kind of upskirt and I want none of that half assed shit around here…because around here…we keep things PREMIUM…TOP quality…on a 1990s website written by an illiterate.

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2021

25

Feb

Beyonce’s Ass in a Thong for Money of the Day

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I just saw this post on WWTDD featuring a bunch of pictures of Beyonce promoting her Adidas Collab that probably makes her a billion dollars like Kanye’s Adidas collab, because apparently idiot fans by product that celebrities, who are already stupidly rich as shit from their bullshit music and other investments, feel the NEED to support the motherfuckers….

So you see people like Kate Hudson, Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rihanna with her lingerie….etc….pushing all kinds of garbage down our throats, like their carbon footprints are big enough with all their mansions…now they are like “BUY OUR BULLSHIT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA THAT YOU DON’T NEED” because their activism and WOKENESS is just lies, they only care about the fucking money….

So Beyonce, bigger than GOD, Beyonce is so into her IVY PARK fitness collection that bitch brought her 40 year old ass out in a thong to either terrify or excite, but probably to excite since it’s gone viral and people are pumped on seeing it…because ever bitch has a price…they’ll all get into a thong to get their ass jerked off to by people into asses like this….asses like this made more valuable because they are attached to Beyonce…but they’re really into it when it translates to hundreds of millions of dollars in sales…

We basically live in a world where top celebs like Beyonce are doing clickbait to push product like fucking AVON ladies, and it works….assuming seeing BEYONCE’s fat ass in a thong is working in your eyes….because it is in mine….I like seeing billionaires reduced to thirsty bitches of instagram….even if it makes them more billions…it just means being a whore on the internet is effective…so girls….who aren’t whoring ya’ll better start whoring..

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2021

25

Feb

Bebe Rexha Lace Bra Vampire Freak of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is out here in a bra, because if you’re not wearing a bra as outerwear on social media, you’re not doing the job you’re meant to do, which is perpetuating the sexualization of women, in order to get the views and likes you need, to execute whatever the fuck you are selling, in the best way possible…

JUST DON’T USE A HOT BITCH IN A BIKINI TO SELL BEER IN A BEER COMMERCIAL…that would be misogynistic, perverted, patriarchal, trying to appease men…

But do it in selfie from on IG, you inconsistent fucks…even if you’re fat…because that’s empowerment or clickbait…either way…get your fucking story straight…

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2021

25

Feb

Lindsey Pelas in the Sheer Lingerie of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas may be looking a little rough, too much of the face injections, but when you’re a girl who got famous on instagram for having big tits, who still monetizes those big tits, as you fucking should, they’re a gift from the overlords that give her a competitive advantage, since the world is so TITTY obsessed, you do what you can to keep the fucking dream alive…

And really, despite the face injection look all these girls have, her body’s still ridiculous, so it’s nice to see that whole Playboy girl of Instagram with the huge natural tits, was able to pull it off….and is still giving us tits we want to see cuz they are tits.

I have nothing against any of these girls doing the premium content, selling the nudes, faking to DM with nerd loser dudes with credit cards who can’t get pussy, I’ve been encouraging every girl I know to get naked for money for as long as I can remember, especially those getting naked for close to free…or likes and follows…

So it’s nice to see tits that know their place in the world…doing good quality titty content in an era of lazy bitches who get away with lame, a little too real…selfies…because people want that real experience…since it makes the fantasy feel more real…while I like the glammed up and overly produced experience…because seeing bitches being real, while still being fake and only pretending to be real, without actually trying offends me…put that effort in bitches…

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2021

25

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you’re a girl with big tits and you’re not partaking in the titty drop challenge of the internet, but you are wearing your MASK in the stores, then you are an idiot…because titty drops are amazing and they take the shamelessness out of flashing your tits, which isn’t something to ever feel shame for, but people are shy, I get that….even in an era of talking about their anal leakage on twitter like it is their diary….but I get it…to flash your tit is so naughty….well NOT WHEN IT IS A GAME….

Because then it just becomes a GAME…where the winner is all of us who get to see the tits…and I guess the girl showing her tits, finding a whole new use for her tits, like the ability to monetize her tits for those who like the tits…because why save your tits for your husband or partner or some asshole you’re dating who will just disappoint you….when you can share them with the world and get the praise they deserve..

It feels good to make people happy….and it feels good for people to give positive feedback about your tits…so get going…and TITTY DROP…them TITTIES since they aren’t going to DROP themselves!

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2021

25

Feb

Park Sex in Broad Daylight in Bangkok and Other Videos of the Day

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Gas Pump Karen – Proving the Internet Makes Women Hate Men….when Women are Actually Being Idiots who need Men…

Girl Getting Taken the Fuck Out in the Worst Way.

The People VS Luxury Sports Cars…

Truck VS Traffic Lights

Baby Shark…

Idiot on the Motorcycle

A Brazilian Drive Through

Bikini Girl VS the Wave

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The computer makes us lose all our time, shortens our life….EATS OUR SOULS….

In the early days, you’d work a miserable job that felt like a lifetime before hitting lunch….but now you go on social media or text your friendds you don’t know and 6 hours feels like 3 minutes.

It’s ALL part of the population control conspiracy the elite is undertaking with Satan to start a settlement on Mars while they wait out the apocalypse before coming back to earth to rebuild….

They are stealing our LIVES with Screen time!!!

McKayla Maroney Taken to Hospital in Pain
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Candice Swanepoel is in Activewear!
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Madison Pettis Shares Cheeky G-String!
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Hot French Girl Does an American Accent
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Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Shot and Dogs Taken
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Aaron Gordon’s Girlfriend is a Playmate.
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Skier Going Through Rough Terrain
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Cara Delevingne Selling 4 Million Dollar LA House..
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Demi Lovato Sucks, Here’s 78 Pics of her
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Puppies make a Heart
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When Being Stupid Resulted in Tragedy
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Getting Tanlines in the Tanning Bed with a Dildo – NSFW!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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